Chris J. Randolph is creating The Ignoble Errands of Stewart
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"Welcome to Lowerth, a realm of strange magic and endless adventure, conquered some decades ago by the monstrous Lord of Nightmares. After defeating the gathered armies of men in an apocalyptic battle, he unleashed a plague of cruel abominations which haunt every shadow to this very day.

"Enter Stewart of Malachite — once the most average knight in the free kingdom of Hardeway, Stewart suddenly finds himself saddled with a heavy load of unwanted responsibility. Given a series of mundane tasks by his king, he'll travel the world delivering justice and protecting the innocent... but he'll damned well enjoy himself every step of the way, whether the cold and brutal world likes it or not."


Hi there! I'm Chris, writer of strange stories, designer of graphics, and purveyor of artisanal sarcasm. I've long been digging away in the wordmines to provide you, the discerning reader, with tales both epic and refreshingly odd. My latest creation, crafted lovingly for your enjoyment, is The Ignoble Errands of Stewart, a dramedy series that promises to give you both the giggles and the feels, as we journey together through a fantasy land like none ever spied by mortal eyes.

I'm also broke. Did I mention that part? It seems that wordmining isn't the world's most lucrative pursuit, and so I've come here to enlist your help in keeping the minecarts rolling. In return for your small subscription, we'll take a monthly jaunt into the deep wilds of Lowerth, where we'll fight dark monsters, right wrongs, and generally have a smashing time.
"Welcome to Lowerth, a realm of strange magic and endless adventure, conquered some decades ago by the monstrous Lord of Nightmares. After defeating the gathered armies of men in an apocalyptic battle, he unleashed a plague of cruel abominations which haunt every shadow to this very day.

"Enter Stewart of Malachite — once the most average knight in the free kingdom of Hardeway, Stewart suddenly finds himself saddled with a heavy load of unwanted responsibility. Given a series of mundane tasks by his king, he'll travel the world delivering justice and protecting the innocent... but he'll damned well enjoy himself every step of the way, whether the cold and brutal world likes it or not."


Hi there! I'm Chris, writer of strange stories, designer of graphics, and purveyor of artisanal sarcasm. I've long been digging away in the wordmines to provide you, the discerning reader, with tales both epic and refreshingly odd. My latest creation, crafted lovingly for your enjoyment, is The Ignoble Errands of Stewart, a dramedy series that promises to give you both the giggles and the feels, as we journey together through a fantasy land like none ever spied by mortal eyes.

I'm also broke. Did I mention that part? It seems that wordmining isn't the world's most lucrative pursuit, and so I've come here to enlist your help in keeping the minecarts rolling. In return for your small subscription, we'll take a monthly jaunt into the deep wilds of Lowerth, where we'll fight dark monsters, right wrongs, and generally have a smashing time.

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