Spike Dolomite

is creating satirical cliff notes of yesterday's breaking news

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Five bucks a month will keep my kitchen stocked with good coffee to keep the perfect morning buzz going so I can organize the crap from the day before. For five bucks a month you'll get you a custom made button that will surely piss off Trump voters at the bar such as "don't pee on me," "second amendment my ass," "what would Putin say?" and MORE!

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Fifty Bucks will get you a signed copy of my cartoon book about art!



About Spike Dolomite

I write the Daily Crime Report, a daily satirical account of what Trump and the Republicans did yesterday. I'm a flaming liberal and damn proud of it.

I obsessively follow the news and dilute it down into a 3 minute read for my blog on Medium, combing tragedy (Trump and the Republicans) with comedy, making yesterday's news much easier to take. I'll watch the news so you don't have to.
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Once I hit $2,000 I'm going to put all of my daily reports into a book. People will be able to read about the worst time in American history without having to take a break every 20 minutes to cry and barf because historical accounts will be laced with satire, making eating Trump/Republican crap all over again a little bit more palatable. 
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