SteelAngelJohn is creating prose and other fun stuff
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patrons

$10
per month
Hi folks. My name is John.

Here, you can find my weekly blog, Culture Shock & Writer's Block: http://cultureshockandwritersblock.blogspot.co.uk/

And here, you can find my DeviantArt page: https://steelangeljohn.deviantart.com/

I write things, I think things, I do things, and I exist in a world wherein money is necessary for survival. Thus, it is my pledge that, should you pledge a certain amount of monies to me per month, that I will perform various and sundry writing tasks as delineated within the pledge sections relevant.

I would like to thank anyone that is even looking at this page for your support and general goodness. At this stage, we could all do with some more of that in our lives.
Tiers
Cultists Of John
$1 or more per month
I have successfully, at this stage, inducted you into my loyal band of follows. Small, but loyal. I mean. Probably. At this stage you aren't doing this for any reward at all, you're just trying to help me live, and for that I will heap endless thanks upon you. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. <3
Prosepeepers
$5 or more per month
Ever wanted to alpha/beta-read my work? Laugh at the hilarious typos that I (maybe deliberately) lace my work with because I type too fast to think? Tell me my story is derivative at best and a rip-off of Yojimbo at worst? This is the tier for you. I will let you read anything I write before I finalise it.


And also love. <3

Readmythingamers
$5 or more per month only 10 left
Okay. Herein is where I will alpha/beta-read YOUR stuff. I'll offer my opinion if requested, correct typos and syntax errors that I spot, and generally give you feedback as requested. Though I reserve the right to take time over it if you've recreated War And Peace or the Akira manga.
Blog Selectors
$10 or more per month only 12 left
You want to tell me what to blog about? You got it. Every month, I will take a list of topics from any of my Blog Selectors - and I will write on those topics, one blog per each. These blogs will happen as well as my regular weekly blog, though I reserve the right to veto anything particularly harsh, boring or...you know. The love at this point is tenfold. Love is insufficient to describe the feeling. Now, we're at a deep feeling of connection. We could probably pilot a Jaeger together. <3
Writernator Taskmasters
$10 or more per month only 12 left
You want something written for you? You got it. I'll write something for you. Apology letter, threat, character sheet for a game, background story, you name it. I'll write you one thing a month of your choice, though anything particularly big or piss-takey will probably earn you the serious side-eye.


But I'll still love you. <3

Novel Whipcracker
$100 or more per month only 1 left
Okay. Nobody is going to be mad enough to even consider this. But - if you really REALLY want to - then I will write you a novel.


Yes. A novel. Of any approximate length, on a topic of your choice. I will consult with you about characters and plot and such. Then I'll write it, and I'll give it to you. It'll be yours.


Then you can stop pledging if you like.


But you will take with your novel, not only my heart and soul, but also the fighting spirit of this writer. <3

Goals
$10 of $1,500 per month
This absolutely fictional and dreamlike goal would allow me to actually focus entirely on writing full-time. I wouldn't need to work a day job, probably. So um. There's that.
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Hi folks. My name is John.

Here, you can find my weekly blog, Culture Shock & Writer's Block: http://cultureshockandwritersblock.blogspot.co.uk/

And here, you can find my DeviantArt page: https://steelangeljohn.deviantart.com/

I write things, I think things, I do things, and I exist in a world wherein money is necessary for survival. Thus, it is my pledge that, should you pledge a certain amount of monies to me per month, that I will perform various and sundry writing tasks as delineated within the pledge sections relevant.

I would like to thank anyone that is even looking at this page for your support and general goodness. At this stage, we could all do with some more of that in our lives.

Recent posts by SteelAngelJohn

Tiers
Cultists Of John
$1 or more per month
I have successfully, at this stage, inducted you into my loyal band of follows. Small, but loyal. I mean. Probably. At this stage you aren't doing this for any reward at all, you're just trying to help me live, and for that I will heap endless thanks upon you. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. <3
Prosepeepers
$5 or more per month
Ever wanted to alpha/beta-read my work? Laugh at the hilarious typos that I (maybe deliberately) lace my work with because I type too fast to think? Tell me my story is derivative at best and a rip-off of Yojimbo at worst? This is the tier for you. I will let you read anything I write before I finalise it.


And also love. <3

Readmythingamers
$5 or more per month only 10 left
Okay. Herein is where I will alpha/beta-read YOUR stuff. I'll offer my opinion if requested, correct typos and syntax errors that I spot, and generally give you feedback as requested. Though I reserve the right to take time over it if you've recreated War And Peace or the Akira manga.
Blog Selectors
$10 or more per month only 12 left
You want to tell me what to blog about? You got it. Every month, I will take a list of topics from any of my Blog Selectors - and I will write on those topics, one blog per each. These blogs will happen as well as my regular weekly blog, though I reserve the right to veto anything particularly harsh, boring or...you know. The love at this point is tenfold. Love is insufficient to describe the feeling. Now, we're at a deep feeling of connection. We could probably pilot a Jaeger together. <3
Writernator Taskmasters
$10 or more per month only 12 left
You want something written for you? You got it. I'll write something for you. Apology letter, threat, character sheet for a game, background story, you name it. I'll write you one thing a month of your choice, though anything particularly big or piss-takey will probably earn you the serious side-eye.


But I'll still love you. <3

Novel Whipcracker
$100 or more per month only 1 left
Okay. Nobody is going to be mad enough to even consider this. But - if you really REALLY want to - then I will write you a novel.


Yes. A novel. Of any approximate length, on a topic of your choice. I will consult with you about characters and plot and such. Then I'll write it, and I'll give it to you. It'll be yours.


Then you can stop pledging if you like.


But you will take with your novel, not only my heart and soul, but also the fighting spirit of this writer. <3