Nikole Ancona is creating groundbreakingly uncorroborated ornithological research
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I understand, we can't ALL be fancy dandies and donate two whole American dollars per month. But you know what? That's okay. In fact, it's better than okay! You are helping fund a critically-panned research institution despite being in a situation where you probably should get a taco with this money instead. And I'm not just saying that because I'm going to get a taco with the dollar you give me. Thank you for the taco, you kind and generous soul.
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It's fairly stereotypical at this point but my gratitude. Every dollar helps keep this underappreciated research institution going, and I do appreciate it.
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I will write an entry on a non-bird animal of your choice. I mean like I don't technically have data to work with but I know for a fact (don't ask how) the alarms are broken at the other Academies of Animal Science so I feel pretty confident on this.

!PLUS! You will get a hand-written physical copy sent in the mail, with a bit of ~extra info~ not in the regular post.
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Learn about your favourite bird! At ten dollars I am better able to tunnel through the stacks of paperwork to try and find any an all information. This is a higher funding goal than non-bird animals because we have a terrible filing system as compared to the other Academies.

Extra bonus is the same as above, super-secret knowledge only shared through the most clandestine of  communiques, the handwritten letter.
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Plants, I guess? I'm not exactly sure I can pull this one off since the local Horticulturist Assembly started arming their security guards.

Ultra super bonus: you know the drill, a handwritten letter withn extra bonus knowledge JUST FOR YOU
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I will hand-write and mail you a super thank you letter with a secret bonus gift. I... don't know if this means I am supposed to write you every month, but just in case I'm going to put a limit on.
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I genuinely have no idea. Like, fifty bucks is the entirety of my savings + checking accounts as of this writing so I have no clue how to reward immediately doubling my liquid assets. That's like... wish-level stuff to me. I will figure something out though!
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Pledge $1 or more per month
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I understand, we can't ALL be fancy dandies and donate two whole American dollars per month. But you know what? That's okay. In fact, it's better than okay! You are helping fund a critically-panned research institution despite being in a situation where you probably should get a taco with this money instead. And I'm not just saying that because I'm going to get a taco with the dollar you give me. Thank you for the taco, you kind and generous soul.
Pledge $2 or more per month
3 patrons
It's fairly stereotypical at this point but my gratitude. Every dollar helps keep this underappreciated research institution going, and I do appreciate it.
Pledge $5 or more per month
3 of 5 patrons
I will write an entry on a non-bird animal of your choice. I mean like I don't technically have data to work with but I know for a fact (don't ask how) the alarms are broken at the other Academies of Animal Science so I feel pretty confident on this.

!PLUS! You will get a hand-written physical copy sent in the mail, with a bit of ~extra info~ not in the regular post.
Pledge $10 or more per month
1 of 5 patrons
Learn about your favourite bird! At ten dollars I am better able to tunnel through the stacks of paperwork to try and find any an all information. This is a higher funding goal than non-bird animals because we have a terrible filing system as compared to the other Academies.

Extra bonus is the same as above, super-secret knowledge only shared through the most clandestine of  communiques, the handwritten letter.
Pledge $15 or more per month
1 of 5 patrons
Plants, I guess? I'm not exactly sure I can pull this one off since the local Horticulturist Assembly started arming their security guards.

Ultra super bonus: you know the drill, a handwritten letter withn extra bonus knowledge JUST FOR YOU
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 of 5 patrons
I will hand-write and mail you a super thank you letter with a secret bonus gift. I... don't know if this means I am supposed to write you every month, but just in case I'm going to put a limit on.
Pledge $50 or more per month
1 patron
I genuinely have no idea. Like, fifty bucks is the entirety of my savings + checking accounts as of this writing so I have no clue how to reward immediately doubling my liquid assets. That's like... wish-level stuff to me. I will figure something out though!