Tommy Williamson is creating Hot Garbage
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Hello there, thanks for stopping by this fine Patreon page of mine! I'm Tommy, I'm what the old adage "Jack of all trades, master of none" refers to. I write things, I take pictures of my Bengal Cat, and make poor life choices...I mean drink heavily.

Anyway, my goal for this venture with Patreon.com is to hopefully entertain as many people as possible with my very limited set of skills in comedy, writing, and video production. If you're at all interested in some of the things I'm  planning on creating please stick around for a while and check things out!

Thanks!
Tiers
Panhandling
$1 or more per month
Hey, thanks for that! I can now afford half a pack of gum. Neat!

Jokes aside, thanks for the support!


  • This tier gives access to the news feed which includes ideas I'm bouncing around and a few sneak peeks at the stuff I'm working on.
Includes Discord rewards
New Friend
$5 or more per month
Well hello new friend!  This tier shows me that you're a true patron of the arts and enjoy supporting people on the internet chase their dreams! Or it could just mean you have five bucks you weren't going to spend anyway and were feeling generous. Either way, Thanks!



  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
Includes Discord rewards
Pretty Cool Kids
$10 or more per month
Thanks buddy! I can already tell, you're a pretty cool person.  This tier shows that you, for some reason, like me enough to slide me a Hamilton! (That's a reference to Alexander Hamilton, the fella on the $10 bill in the United States, for those of you living outside the US)



  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Occasional Meme and/or Social Media shout out on the platform of your choice!
Includes Discord rewards
Eyyy
$25 or more per month only 50 left
This is where the benefits really start to roll in! If you have a preferred social media account well you just got yourself a new follow/friend! We can share memes on Twitter, or Snapchat each other pictures of dogs... count yourself among the dozens of people I interact with online! THE DOZENS!




  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Social Media Follows
Includes Discord rewards
Feeding the Addiction
$50 or more per month only 20 left
Fifty bucks is nothing to stick one's thumb up their nose... or... how does the saying go? Anyway, thanks for this hefty sum! I can stay up-to-date on the latest video games and movies now! The downside is now I'll have more reasons not to work on my various term papers and other graduate studies work... so thanks for that? 


Also starting with this tier, if you want to play some video games with me we can certainly do that! I hope you like carrying your teammates because I'm pretty awful at multiplayer games. Or, do you want to have an awkward skype session where I sit in front of my laptop with messed up hair and a glazed look on my face? You got it dude!  



  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Social Media Follows
  • Gaming or Skype session 
Includes Discord rewards
Absolute Madness
$100 or more per month only 10 left
Really? $100 a month? That's just crazy, but I like it!


This tier, of course, gives access to all the previous benefits available while also showing that you must really enjoy my content or it's 2:00 am and you're drunk clicking on the Internet again. No judgments here, we've all done something like that! 


Also with this tier, first time Patrons at this level get work on a collaboration with me (either a YouTube video, short story, or a karaoke dance party depending on your distance). And, get this: if we meet somewhere, I'll buy you A beer*! (Unless you're actually under the legal drinking age, in that case you get a chocolate milk and a pat on the back!) 


If you give me your address, you might also get something in the mail. I don't want to ruin the surprise, but I promise it's pretty underwhelming!

 

  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Social Media Follows
  • Gaming or Skype session 
  • Collaboration Work
  • A beer* (just one), after that we move to shots
  • Mail surprise!
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$0 of $350 per month
If I can hit $350 a month, I can pay my rent and really focus on creating more content to flood the internet with!
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Hello there, thanks for stopping by this fine Patreon page of mine! I'm Tommy, I'm what the old adage "Jack of all trades, master of none" refers to. I write things, I take pictures of my Bengal Cat, and make poor life choices...I mean drink heavily.

Anyway, my goal for this venture with Patreon.com is to hopefully entertain as many people as possible with my very limited set of skills in comedy, writing, and video production. If you're at all interested in some of the things I'm  planning on creating please stick around for a while and check things out!

Thanks!

Recent posts by Tommy Williamson

Tiers
Panhandling
$1 or more per month
Hey, thanks for that! I can now afford half a pack of gum. Neat!

Jokes aside, thanks for the support!


  • This tier gives access to the news feed which includes ideas I'm bouncing around and a few sneak peeks at the stuff I'm working on.
Includes Discord rewards
New Friend
$5 or more per month
Well hello new friend!  This tier shows me that you're a true patron of the arts and enjoy supporting people on the internet chase their dreams! Or it could just mean you have five bucks you weren't going to spend anyway and were feeling generous. Either way, Thanks!



  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
Includes Discord rewards
Pretty Cool Kids
$10 or more per month
Thanks buddy! I can already tell, you're a pretty cool person.  This tier shows that you, for some reason, like me enough to slide me a Hamilton! (That's a reference to Alexander Hamilton, the fella on the $10 bill in the United States, for those of you living outside the US)



  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Occasional Meme and/or Social Media shout out on the platform of your choice!
Includes Discord rewards
Eyyy
$25 or more per month only 50 left
This is where the benefits really start to roll in! If you have a preferred social media account well you just got yourself a new follow/friend! We can share memes on Twitter, or Snapchat each other pictures of dogs... count yourself among the dozens of people I interact with online! THE DOZENS!




  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Social Media Follows
Includes Discord rewards
Feeding the Addiction
$50 or more per month only 20 left
Fifty bucks is nothing to stick one's thumb up their nose... or... how does the saying go? Anyway, thanks for this hefty sum! I can stay up-to-date on the latest video games and movies now! The downside is now I'll have more reasons not to work on my various term papers and other graduate studies work... so thanks for that? 


Also starting with this tier, if you want to play some video games with me we can certainly do that! I hope you like carrying your teammates because I'm pretty awful at multiplayer games. Or, do you want to have an awkward skype session where I sit in front of my laptop with messed up hair and a glazed look on my face? You got it dude!  



  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Social Media Follows
  • Gaming or Skype session 
Includes Discord rewards
Absolute Madness
$100 or more per month only 10 left
Really? $100 a month? That's just crazy, but I like it!


This tier, of course, gives access to all the previous benefits available while also showing that you must really enjoy my content or it's 2:00 am and you're drunk clicking on the Internet again. No judgments here, we've all done something like that! 


Also with this tier, first time Patrons at this level get work on a collaboration with me (either a YouTube video, short story, or a karaoke dance party depending on your distance). And, get this: if we meet somewhere, I'll buy you A beer*! (Unless you're actually under the legal drinking age, in that case you get a chocolate milk and a pat on the back!) 


If you give me your address, you might also get something in the mail. I don't want to ruin the surprise, but I promise it's pretty underwhelming!

 

  • Access to the Patreon News Feed
  • Exclusive behind the scenes photos of my rather chaotic life!
  • Vote on/suggest the content you want to see!
  • Social Media Follows
  • Gaming or Skype session 
  • Collaboration Work
  • A beer* (just one), after that we move to shots
  • Mail surprise!
Includes Discord rewards