TacoFist

is creating Funny gaming videos

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Oh hello, I know what you're thinking, this isn't the inflatable dinosaur I ordered from Amazon. Since you're here allow me to tell you what kind of content I put on Youtube. I focus on funny gaming videos, usually role-playing but I do also game with friends as well as Livestream sessions. I will warn you now, I do sometimes have inner voice conversations with Steve. Who is Steve you ask? Well Steve is my squeaky voiced friend, that sometimes aids me in making decisions. Bob on the other hand is kind of a dick, a bit impulsive, and gets me into trouble. (Sorry, they both requested that I bold their names)

I tend to do 3 videos a week, sometimes more, depending on the day to day of being a father, husband and a full time employee. What's my ultimate goal you ask? Well, to tell my employer to stop being a wheezing bag of dick-tits, then do videos full-time while secretly putting into action my plan to run for president of the WORLD!!
My short term goal is to get a capture card for my PS4 (I do game on it from time to time). I mainly use my PC to record gameplay, but PS4 has had some good exclusives.
Bob: Console Peasant!!
Me: Shut up Bob!
I would also like to get a webcam and new headset.
Steve: Then they'd see you were horribly disfigured..
Me: Oh yeah. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME STEVE!!



Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
Hey!!
Thank you, donating $1 means I will privately think of you while I sleep. My dreams will be filled with hand holding, skipping, and talking of time past. Things might get personal... is that your hand on my thigh?! You smell terrific!!
Pledge $5 or more per month
Me: WOW!  $5 look at you! Are you trying to seduce me? Well so far so good. Let's see what to give you..hmm...Oh I know, how about a limited edition Xbox/PS4?
Steve: You know an Xbox/PS4 is worth more than $5, right?
Me: It is?!
Bob: Not if we steal them!!
Steve: What about cost of shipping?
Bob: All I got was "steal them"...
Me: Holy shit! Stop bickering! Ok then, how about access to my Patreon feed, plus all previous rewards.

Pledge $10 or more per month
Me: Jebus!! You don't have pants on! Where are you getting this money from? You get the credit, "I'm Seriously", your name will get in the credits as a huge thank you for being on team Taco, plus all previous rewards.
Bob:  What about reach arounds??
Me: Shut up!! If it happens it happens, I'm not gonna force it!
Pledge $20 or more per month
HOLY FUCK BISCUITS!!  Are you sure?!  No wait, don't take it back!! You'll get a chance to be able to game with me!! You'll be entered into a drawing each month to have some alone time with me, we'll play games, give each other massages (me first...ok fine you first). If you opt out we can come up with something together, plus all previous rewards.
Oh hello, I know what you're thinking, this isn't the inflatable dinosaur I ordered from Amazon. Since you're here allow me to tell you what kind of content I put on Youtube. I focus on funny gaming videos, usually role-playing but I do also game with friends as well as Livestream sessions. I will warn you now, I do sometimes have inner voice conversations with Steve. Who is Steve you ask? Well Steve is my squeaky voiced friend, that sometimes aids me in making decisions. Bob on the other hand is kind of a dick, a bit impulsive, and gets me into trouble. (Sorry, they both requested that I bold their names)

I tend to do 3 videos a week, sometimes more, depending on the day to day of being a father, husband and a full time employee. What's my ultimate goal you ask? Well, to tell my employer to stop being a wheezing bag of dick-tits, then do videos full-time while secretly putting into action my plan to run for president of the WORLD!!
My short term goal is to get a capture card for my PS4 (I do game on it from time to time). I mainly use my PC to record gameplay, but PS4 has had some good exclusives.
Bob: Console Peasant!!
Me: Shut up Bob!
I would also like to get a webcam and new headset.
Steve: Then they'd see you were horribly disfigured..
Me: Oh yeah. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME STEVE!!



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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
Hey!!
Thank you, donating $1 means I will privately think of you while I sleep. My dreams will be filled with hand holding, skipping, and talking of time past. Things might get personal... is that your hand on my thigh?! You smell terrific!!
Pledge $5 or more per month
Me: WOW!  $5 look at you! Are you trying to seduce me? Well so far so good. Let's see what to give you..hmm...Oh I know, how about a limited edition Xbox/PS4?
Steve: You know an Xbox/PS4 is worth more than $5, right?
Me: It is?!
Bob: Not if we steal them!!
Steve: What about cost of shipping?
Bob: All I got was "steal them"...
Me: Holy shit! Stop bickering! Ok then, how about access to my Patreon feed, plus all previous rewards.

Pledge $10 or more per month
Me: Jebus!! You don't have pants on! Where are you getting this money from? You get the credit, "I'm Seriously", your name will get in the credits as a huge thank you for being on team Taco, plus all previous rewards.
Bob:  What about reach arounds??
Me: Shut up!! If it happens it happens, I'm not gonna force it!
Pledge $20 or more per month
HOLY FUCK BISCUITS!!  Are you sure?!  No wait, don't take it back!! You'll get a chance to be able to game with me!! You'll be entered into a drawing each month to have some alone time with me, we'll play games, give each other massages (me first...ok fine you first). If you opt out we can come up with something together, plus all previous rewards.