Copernicus Stratt is creating Tales of Nowhere; A multiverse RPG podcast
16

patrons

$196
per month
Hey there! If you're already a fan of the podcast, or think you might become one, we can't understate how much we value your patronage. The rewards we offer for you following us month to month pale in comparison to what it means to have you along for our adventures.

Tales of Nowhere is a Tabletop RPG podcast that explores multiple game systems, using the same 4 main characters that change to match each world we visit. This means we can review/expose our listeners to all that the TRPG world has to offer, while telling one epic story where our characters are free to grow and change.

But the truth is, we spend most of our time in the editing room after each episode is recorded. We add music, sound effects, and trim the fat to make the most incredible listening experience as possible for you. Because we know there are a lot of podcasts out there, and our humor, characters, and production value goes a long way to ensure you remember us!


Tiers
Café Nowhere Regulars
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Your name will be placed on a thank you page on our official website, and you'll get a special tag for our Discord server, so the whole world will know how cool you are for helping us bring Tales of Nowhere to life. 


- Your Name on our Thank You Page

- Special "Patron" tag on Discord

- Access to Patreon-Only blog posts


Includes Discord rewards
Bonus Brigade
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
When you’re in the Bonus Brigade, you will receive everything from the previous reward tier, as well as access to our digital bonus archive which includes exclusive bonus episodes, outtakes, and the Tales of Nowhere soundtrack. The archive will be updated regularly with new content.


- Everything from the "Café Nowhere Regulars" tier.

- Access to digital bonus content (Soundtrack, Deleted Scenes, Outakes, Bonus Episodes, Video Game releases, Digital Character Sheets)

Includes Discord rewards
Shout Out Squad
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
As part of the Shout Out Squad, you’ll receive all rewards from previous tiers as well as have your name read out loud during the outro of every episode of the podcast after you join. Additionally, after two months contributing to this tier, you can submit a name to us which Joshua will use when he creates NPCs for the podcast - meaning you can create a character named after yourself who could show up in an episode! Submitted names are subject to Joshua’s approval but we’re usually cool with whatever.


- Previous Tier Rewards

- Thank you shout out at the end of every episode.

- After Two Months: Name an NPC


Includes Discord rewards
T-Shirt Team
$20 or more per month 8 patrons
We’re rolling out a new T-Shirt design for every game world we visit. After the conclusion of a game’s story arc in the podcast (Dungeon's & Dragons, Call of Cthuhlu, etc), we will send out these amazing shirts right to your door. And of course, when you’re in the T-Shirt Team, you’ll have access to every previous tier’s rewards.


- Previous Tier Rewards

- T-Shirt after every arc

Includes Discord rewards
Luxurious Looters
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
After every story arc in Tales of Nowhere, we’ll send you a box of loot, including the T-Shirt from the previous tier, a set of pins, trading cards featuring characters from that arc, along with a special piece of Tales of Nowhere merchandise. Who knows what it could be? A 3D printed Infinity Ring? Tales of Nowhere socks? It’ll be a surprise every time. Plus you’ll get all the other rewards from previous tiers, and access to a Patreon Silver tag for your username on the Tales of Nowhere Discord channel.


- Previous Tier Rewards

- Box of Loot after every arc (Shirt, Merch, Menu, Pin Sets, Trading Cards)

- Patreon Silver Tag on Discord

Includes Discord rewards
Spectacular Sponsors
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the big one, folks. We’ll design a special Patreon Exclusive T-Shirt to be sent to you after every game arc on the podcast. You’ll also be entered into a quarterly raffle where up to six Spectacular Sponsors will be selected to play in an online Tabletop RPG session, DM’d by our very own Joshua! Every month you're in this tier will earn you a "ticket" in the raffle. On top of all that, you’ll earn a Patreon Gold tag for our Discord channel - so everyone knows you’re a huge part of why this podcast keeps going.


 - Every Month: Ticket entry into Quarterly Raffle (Up to 6 patrons randomly chosen for custom one-off campaign with Joshua) 

- Access to $5 & $10 Tier Rewards

- After Two Months: Access to $20 & $40 Tier Rewards

- Patreon Exclusive T-Shirt after every arc
- Patreon Gold/Sponsor Tag on Discord 

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$196 of $500 per month
The Big Bonus Series I

We'll record three "Big Bonus Episodes," these will involve the entire cast of Tales of Nowhere, covering systems and exploring ideas we wouldn't normally be able to fit into a regular podcast season. They will be released over three months, as we're able to complete them.

- Going back to Tales from the Loop, it's the untold story of a rainy day at Camp Cankywampus where the Pre-Teen Infiniteers finally sat down with Skip the DM to play a game of D&D set in the (fictional?) Kingdom of Ishmar.

- Using the Paranoia RPG system, the Infiniteers find themselves in a dystopian future run by an all-powerful and darkly humorous Computer. Armed with a six-pack of extra lives on an incredibly dangerous mission where death will definitely be involved!

- In the Bubble Gumshoe system, the Infiniteens are back, and plunged into a Hardy Boys/Scooby Doo style mystery, balancing school life as well as a seemingly simple case of Serial Bike Robberies, who knows what could happen - and what dark secrets the town has to uncover?
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Hey there! If you're already a fan of the podcast, or think you might become one, we can't understate how much we value your patronage. The rewards we offer for you following us month to month pale in comparison to what it means to have you along for our adventures.

Tales of Nowhere is a Tabletop RPG podcast that explores multiple game systems, using the same 4 main characters that change to match each world we visit. This means we can review/expose our listeners to all that the TRPG world has to offer, while telling one epic story where our characters are free to grow and change.

But the truth is, we spend most of our time in the editing room after each episode is recorded. We add music, sound effects, and trim the fat to make the most incredible listening experience as possible for you. Because we know there are a lot of podcasts out there, and our humor, characters, and production value goes a long way to ensure you remember us!


Recent posts by Copernicus Stratt

Tiers
Café Nowhere Regulars
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Your name will be placed on a thank you page on our official website, and you'll get a special tag for our Discord server, so the whole world will know how cool you are for helping us bring Tales of Nowhere to life. 


- Your Name on our Thank You Page

- Special "Patron" tag on Discord

- Access to Patreon-Only blog posts


Includes Discord rewards
Bonus Brigade
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
When you’re in the Bonus Brigade, you will receive everything from the previous reward tier, as well as access to our digital bonus archive which includes exclusive bonus episodes, outtakes, and the Tales of Nowhere soundtrack. The archive will be updated regularly with new content.


- Everything from the "Café Nowhere Regulars" tier.

- Access to digital bonus content (Soundtrack, Deleted Scenes, Outakes, Bonus Episodes, Video Game releases, Digital Character Sheets)

Includes Discord rewards
Shout Out Squad
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
As part of the Shout Out Squad, you’ll receive all rewards from previous tiers as well as have your name read out loud during the outro of every episode of the podcast after you join. Additionally, after two months contributing to this tier, you can submit a name to us which Joshua will use when he creates NPCs for the podcast - meaning you can create a character named after yourself who could show up in an episode! Submitted names are subject to Joshua’s approval but we’re usually cool with whatever.


- Previous Tier Rewards

- Thank you shout out at the end of every episode.

- After Two Months: Name an NPC


Includes Discord rewards
T-Shirt Team
$20 or more per month 8 patrons
We’re rolling out a new T-Shirt design for every game world we visit. After the conclusion of a game’s story arc in the podcast (Dungeon's & Dragons, Call of Cthuhlu, etc), we will send out these amazing shirts right to your door. And of course, when you’re in the T-Shirt Team, you’ll have access to every previous tier’s rewards.


- Previous Tier Rewards

- T-Shirt after every arc

Includes Discord rewards
Luxurious Looters
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
After every story arc in Tales of Nowhere, we’ll send you a box of loot, including the T-Shirt from the previous tier, a set of pins, trading cards featuring characters from that arc, along with a special piece of Tales of Nowhere merchandise. Who knows what it could be? A 3D printed Infinity Ring? Tales of Nowhere socks? It’ll be a surprise every time. Plus you’ll get all the other rewards from previous tiers, and access to a Patreon Silver tag for your username on the Tales of Nowhere Discord channel.


- Previous Tier Rewards

- Box of Loot after every arc (Shirt, Merch, Menu, Pin Sets, Trading Cards)

- Patreon Silver Tag on Discord

Includes Discord rewards
Spectacular Sponsors
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
This is the big one, folks. We’ll design a special Patreon Exclusive T-Shirt to be sent to you after every game arc on the podcast. You’ll also be entered into a quarterly raffle where up to six Spectacular Sponsors will be selected to play in an online Tabletop RPG session, DM’d by our very own Joshua! Every month you're in this tier will earn you a "ticket" in the raffle. On top of all that, you’ll earn a Patreon Gold tag for our Discord channel - so everyone knows you’re a huge part of why this podcast keeps going.


 - Every Month: Ticket entry into Quarterly Raffle (Up to 6 patrons randomly chosen for custom one-off campaign with Joshua) 

- Access to $5 & $10 Tier Rewards

- After Two Months: Access to $20 & $40 Tier Rewards

- Patreon Exclusive T-Shirt after every arc
- Patreon Gold/Sponsor Tag on Discord 

Includes Discord rewards