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My name is Ted Nipples and I review stuff. 

Was Edward Scissorhands allowed to run as a child?

I lost my shoes during the war, may their soles rest in peace.

What do you call an offensive joke that walks into a bar? Screw you ugly is what.

I have been waiting for years for the movie “Constipation” to come out. It sure is taking a long time.

My teacher said I would go nowhere in life, so I stole her bus pass. 

I treat public bathrooms like a theatre, I will not leave without making a scene. 

My girlfriend looked through my DVDs and asked me what Fight Club was all about. I couldn’t tell her.

Fossils prove that dinosaurs lived underground.

The text on Patreon says I should motivate you to support me, so here it goes: ……. You are great. What with all your greatness. If more people like you existed, then the world would be, erm….fuller.

I have to go now. My girlfriend is planning a surprise holiday. I can see her now, throwing my suitcase on the lawn. Should be fun. 
My name is Ted Nipples and I review stuff. 

Was Edward Scissorhands allowed to run as a child?

I lost my shoes during the war, may their soles rest in peace.

What do you call an offensive joke that walks into a bar? Screw you ugly is what.

I have been waiting for years for the movie “Constipation” to come out. It sure is taking a long time.

My teacher said I would go nowhere in life, so I stole her bus pass. 

I treat public bathrooms like a theatre, I will not leave without making a scene. 

My girlfriend looked through my DVDs and asked me what Fight Club was all about. I couldn’t tell her.

Fossils prove that dinosaurs lived underground.

The text on Patreon says I should motivate you to support me, so here it goes: ……. You are great. What with all your greatness. If more people like you existed, then the world would be, erm….fuller.

I have to go now. My girlfriend is planning a surprise holiday. I can see her now, throwing my suitcase on the lawn. Should be fun. 

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