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This is the tier for the cheapo looking to support his/her favorite creepo - Karl. Even on our Patreon you get to vote because here, everything's a contest. Need a compelling reason to pick Karl? Vinnie voted for Biden/Harris. 'nuff said.

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You support the pizza powered People's Champion, the Conquer of Consequences and Founder of the fun Vinnie! With this tier you are showing that you are person of discriminating taste in creeps, and that no detail is mundane enough for you! #VinnieStrong #VinnieWinnie

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You don't care about stupid Karl or Vinnie you just love your creeps! 

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You are the cream of the crop, atrocity doesn't bother you! You hold your head high as you march shoulder to shoulder with your fellow Merry Marchers  in the Scum Parade!

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About The Creep Off

Hola Creepos!

This is it, your chance for personal glory! This is your opportunity to say to the universe that "I am somebody!" This is also your chance to support a guy with no chin and a fatso as they play the worst game ever created for made up points and to make their opponent spin the evil wheel of consequences.

And now, we'll be keeping track of who is getting the pledges and each time a person collects 50 patrons, the other person has to spin a completely separate Patreon wheel of consequences. Where else do you get to support podcasters while also ruining their life?

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