The Disneyland Loser's Guide

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Most of the content that makes up this touring guide is public (i.e. FREE), but patrons will be notified of new content, be able to access some patron-only content (see introduction for the breakdown), and are able to search by tag, comment, etc. What's not to like about that? And for a DOLLAR!
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About The Disneyland Loser's Guide

Welcome, solo parkgoers!
The Disneyland Loser's Guide is a compendium of reviews, strategies, and tips for the para-pathetic loser, the proverbial "party of one". Come back often as I plan on delivering recaps and posts about recent visits. Use the tags to navigate to topics that interest you, or you can search for the page you're looking for. Some key tags/searches might include:
Beer Guide
Attraction Review
Single Rider Line Guide
Most of my posts are public. Please feel free to read and share links, but do not copy and repost any text or images (all rights reserved). Official Patron status (i.e. paid subscription) is not necessary to browse most of this guide unless you're trying to get me to fall in love with you and plan our wedding. There is, however, some content exclusive to paid patrons (see below):
Public (i.e. FREE) content, with no patron level needed:
  • Reviews of existing attractions, entertainment, and dining
  • Tips and guides for the party of one touring Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure
  • The all-important barfly's guide to drinking your way around the Disneyland Resort
  • Single Rider line and FastPass/MaxPass guide
  • News and info about Disney Parks and my usually surly reaction to it
Patron-only content:
  • Reviews and recaps of recent park visits
  • Reviews of NEW rides, lands, dining, or attraction refurbishments
  • Strategies for completing the EveryRide/Parkeology challenges (riding all open rides at both parks in one operating day)
  • A routinely updated beer tap list (for Deluxe & Signature Plus patrons only)
Official disclaimer: This Patreon page is in no way affiliated with or sponsored by the Disney Parks or the Walt Disney Company, and yeah.
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