The Piss I Call Art

is creating Art/Trouble
I'm an artist and creator for (The Piss I Call Art) and aspiring magician. Frankly, some days "arting" is a lot more fun than cutting people in half, so I'm trying to find a way to make a little scratch from the arting so I can justify the time I put into it - time I should be devoting to find a better way of concealing trap doors for my next act. Anyway, for my next act, I aim to introduce to the world the "Opposite of a Buyer's Remorse" - it's this idea I have for a product line which, as stated, will give you the satisfaction of a purchase. In order to perfect this, one of my followers suggested this site, so I'm giving it a shot. 
Tiers
"I Didn't Vote For Trump" Wolf Pack
$1 or more per month
Achievement Unlocked: "I Helped"
$5 or more per month

If you pledge $5 or more a month, I'll be 5 times as grateful as I am to those who didn't vote for Trump. $5 is almost one pizza in Dubai monies. For your generosity, I'll throw in a signed art print for free. 

Serious Supporter
$10 or more per month

For those without commitment issues; If you pledge $10 or more a month, I'll ask my mom to send you whatever you want from my RedBubble store (tshirts/hoodies/notebooks) after two months.  Once we know you're serious about this, we'll ship the goods. (Please drop me a note via Patreon to let me know what size, style, and current mailing address once you qualify.) 

Honorary Piss I Call Artist For A Day
$50 or more per month

Clearly you're sending a message to those cheap bastards who only pledge $1 a month.  I like you already.  

Are you nuts?
$100 or more per month

 Do your parents know you have their credit card? Are you trying to atone for your sins? In any case, I DON'T CARE! Thanks for the money! You get everything from the lower tiers, plus I'll give you credit to one of the piss I call art

Goals
0% complete
When I reach 1,000,000 patrons, I'll quit my job. This has no relation to the pledges, I just enjoy a good dare.
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I'm an artist and creator for (The Piss I Call Art) and aspiring magician. Frankly, some days "arting" is a lot more fun than cutting people in half, so I'm trying to find a way to make a little scratch from the arting so I can justify the time I put into it - time I should be devoting to find a better way of concealing trap doors for my next act. Anyway, for my next act, I aim to introduce to the world the "Opposite of a Buyer's Remorse" - it's this idea I have for a product line which, as stated, will give you the satisfaction of a purchase. In order to perfect this, one of my followers suggested this site, so I'm giving it a shot. 

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Tiers
"I Didn't Vote For Trump" Wolf Pack
$1 or more per month
Achievement Unlocked: "I Helped"
$5 or more per month

If you pledge $5 or more a month, I'll be 5 times as grateful as I am to those who didn't vote for Trump. $5 is almost one pizza in Dubai monies. For your generosity, I'll throw in a signed art print for free. 

Serious Supporter
$10 or more per month

For those without commitment issues; If you pledge $10 or more a month, I'll ask my mom to send you whatever you want from my RedBubble store (tshirts/hoodies/notebooks) after two months.  Once we know you're serious about this, we'll ship the goods. (Please drop me a note via Patreon to let me know what size, style, and current mailing address once you qualify.) 

Honorary Piss I Call Artist For A Day
$50 or more per month

Clearly you're sending a message to those cheap bastards who only pledge $1 a month.  I like you already.  

Are you nuts?
$100 or more per month

 Do your parents know you have their credit card? Are you trying to atone for your sins? In any case, I DON'T CARE! Thanks for the money! You get everything from the lower tiers, plus I'll give you credit to one of the piss I call art