What's up, IDIOTS?
We're The Pro Crastinators, and if you're reading this, we've already won. The fact that you're on this page means your money is basically already ours and there's nothing you can do about it. Nonetheless you probably should go through the formality of actually pledging ASAP so we can all move on with our lives.

TPC are a bunch of online content creators who make a weekly podcast called the PCP, or Pro Crastinators Podcast, in which we discuss our views on topics that can range from from our artistic influences to porn, while answering viewer questions.
This Patreon exists for the purposes of covering the costs of making the podcast, such as member participation, editing, server hosting, etc., as well as to finance future expansions of the show such as our Radcon events.
The Pro Crastinators YouTube account hosts a wide variety of content produced by TPC members, but this Patreon specifically exists to fund the main, weekly PCP episodes. These generally consist of proper PCP episodes, but can also include PCP races, PCP drawcasts, or anything big and interesting enough to fill the slot.
Your pledge will be charged on a per-episode basis, so pledging $5 will add that amount to your monthly total for every PCP episode posted, the sum of which is charged to you at the end of that month. We encourage everyone to pledge an amount they can afford to pay for every episode as opposed to a large pledge that is only charged to the first or second charge of the month, so as to more evenly distribute the payments between posts.
Every bit counts, so don't be afraid to give us that mighty dollar, ya'll.

The Pro Crastinators are:

Ben Saint
Hippocrit
Tom Oliver
BestGuyEver