Turtle Power Pod is creating a comedy podcast
4

patrons

$25
per month

Welcome to the Turtle Power Pod Patreon


Turtle Power Pod
has been storming the internet-waves for over a year now, and Basem and Cranny think it's about time to start growing. We want to start expanding our hold on the interwebs by bringing you more funny content than ever before. To do that we need help from you, our amazing fans. 

One big change: Pizza Challenges. Voting on which Ninja Turtle pizzas we're going to eat is no longer open to everyone. As a reward for all of our Patreon followers, the voting is now exclusively in your hands. Anyone who donates, no matter how large or small, is granted the privilege to vote on all future Pizza Challenges.

Tiers: Reward tiers are the backbone of any Patreon page. We want to deliver content that expands the Turtle Power Pod library in a way that's fun and manageable to ensure you get the content you pay for in a timely manner. Please don't break your wallet! Any amount is appreciated greatly. However, the more you donate, the more you get!

Stretch Goals: Nothing like getting stretched out, that's what Church always says! Our stretch goals are sure to be a ton of fun. On top of that, we want all our Patrons to have access to them. Our success is due to the community, so the whole community should be able to work together towards stretch goals that matter to them. We think the goals we've set up are sure to whet your whistle.
Tiers
Bare Minimum
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Want to show us love on the cheap? You'll get:
  • Our eternal gratitude
  • You get to vote on upcoming pizzas!
Dolla' Dolla' Make Us Holla'
$2 or more per month 2 patrons
Everything from the previous level but you love us more, duh

Also we'll give a toast in your name on the show!

Now We're Talking!
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Not only do you get everything from the previous reward tiers, but you also have a unique opportunity.

One of our characters (of YOUR choice) will roast you on an episode of the show! Pick from any of our classic characters:

  • Church the Cat
  • Terrible Salesman
  • Homosexual Cowboy Steve
  • Shredder
  • Krang
  • Anyone else!
  • Or let us choose for you!
Turtle Power Insider's Club
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Get all the previous rewards and all the TPP you've always wanted.
  • Merchandise on our store will be discounted for you.
  • We will send you a personalized thank-you postcard.
Looking Sexy!
$20 or more per month 1 patron
As a patron, you'll get a piece of us forever!
  • We'll send you a t-shirt, mug, whatever, FREE!
  • We'll sign it for you, too, if you want!
  • EVERYTHING from previous tiers.

(Minimum of 3 months patronage at this level to receive this reward. $1-$10 rewards are instant)

Be Our Guest
$100 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Join us for an episode!
  • Collaborate on an upcoming podcast
  • Everything from previous tiers!
COWABUNGA, DUDES!
$250 or more per month 0 of 15 patrons
What the shell are you thinking?! You don't even get anything special on this tier, you just are the coolest dude/dudette ever! You're basically just paying for Church's drug habit at this point.

(You get everything from previous tiers, though.)

Goals
$25 of $50 per month
This can't be happening! We'll go back and eat ALL the pizzas from the show that didn't win originally, and every future TMNT pizza too!
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Welcome to the Turtle Power Pod Patreon


Turtle Power Pod
has been storming the internet-waves for over a year now, and Basem and Cranny think it's about time to start growing. We want to start expanding our hold on the interwebs by bringing you more funny content than ever before. To do that we need help from you, our amazing fans. 

One big change: Pizza Challenges. Voting on which Ninja Turtle pizzas we're going to eat is no longer open to everyone. As a reward for all of our Patreon followers, the voting is now exclusively in your hands. Anyone who donates, no matter how large or small, is granted the privilege to vote on all future Pizza Challenges.

Tiers: Reward tiers are the backbone of any Patreon page. We want to deliver content that expands the Turtle Power Pod library in a way that's fun and manageable to ensure you get the content you pay for in a timely manner. Please don't break your wallet! Any amount is appreciated greatly. However, the more you donate, the more you get!

Stretch Goals: Nothing like getting stretched out, that's what Church always says! Our stretch goals are sure to be a ton of fun. On top of that, we want all our Patrons to have access to them. Our success is due to the community, so the whole community should be able to work together towards stretch goals that matter to them. We think the goals we've set up are sure to whet your whistle.

Recent posts by Turtle Power Pod

Tiers
Bare Minimum
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Want to show us love on the cheap? You'll get:
  • Our eternal gratitude
  • You get to vote on upcoming pizzas!
Dolla' Dolla' Make Us Holla'
$2 or more per month 2 patrons
Everything from the previous level but you love us more, duh

Also we'll give a toast in your name on the show!

Now We're Talking!
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Not only do you get everything from the previous reward tiers, but you also have a unique opportunity.

One of our characters (of YOUR choice) will roast you on an episode of the show! Pick from any of our classic characters:

  • Church the Cat
  • Terrible Salesman
  • Homosexual Cowboy Steve
  • Shredder
  • Krang
  • Anyone else!
  • Or let us choose for you!
Turtle Power Insider's Club
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Get all the previous rewards and all the TPP you've always wanted.
  • Merchandise on our store will be discounted for you.
  • We will send you a personalized thank-you postcard.
Looking Sexy!
$20 or more per month 1 patron
As a patron, you'll get a piece of us forever!
  • We'll send you a t-shirt, mug, whatever, FREE!
  • We'll sign it for you, too, if you want!
  • EVERYTHING from previous tiers.

(Minimum of 3 months patronage at this level to receive this reward. $1-$10 rewards are instant)

Be Our Guest
$100 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Join us for an episode!
  • Collaborate on an upcoming podcast
  • Everything from previous tiers!
COWABUNGA, DUDES!
$250 or more per month 0 of 15 patrons
What the shell are you thinking?! You don't even get anything special on this tier, you just are the coolest dude/dudette ever! You're basically just paying for Church's drug habit at this point.

(You get everything from previous tiers, though.)