UncouthCurations

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Unicorns

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$5
per month
Your picture is going to forever dangle from the horn of the Unicorn on my dream journal! 

At this tier, you'll receive:
  • a personalized thank you shout-out on Instagram;
  • an Uncouth welcome postcard designed by me; and
  • a few pieces of surprise art.
Plus:
  • exclusive, patron-only posts of inspiration, insight, and my personal favorite: work-in-progress chaos.
  • Welcome Mailing
  • Instagram Shout-out

SeaHorses

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$15
per month
You're giving me the courage to chomp the tail of every insecurity I have until it squeaks... and then make art about it!

At this tier, you'll receive:
  • everything from the lower tier.
Plus:
  • a monthly mailing of art (such as collaged postcards, bookplates, or hand-stamped lino print);
  • access to an exclusive "Uncouth Patron" Discord channel where you can text and voice chat with your fellow Patrons, and once a month, I'll issue monthly creative prompts; and
  • early access to my monthly videos.
Plus Anniversary Gifts:
  • At 6 months, you'll receive a hand-made zippy for your pencils or art supplies.
  • At 1 year, well, we'll come up with something fabulous closer to the time.
Includes Discord benefits
  • Welcome Mailing
  • Anniversary Gifts
  • Monthly Mailing
  • UncouthCurations Discord
  • Instagram Shout-out

Hyaenas

reward item
$25
per month
Your support amps me up so much I'm ready to freaking RIP THE THROAT OUT of creative block and whip up some uncouth mayhem!

At this tier, you'll receive:
  • everything from the lower tiers, including the Anniversary Gifts.
Plus:
  • the Right to Vote in project- and content-related polls and receive personal shout-outs for new ideas; and
  • 10% off everything in my UncouthCurations shop.
Includes Discord benefits
  • 10% off UncouthCurations Shop
  • Welcome Mailing
  • Anniversary Gifts
  • Uncouth Polls
  • Instagram Shout-out
  • Monthly Mailing
  • UncouthCurations Discord

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patrons

$135

per month

About

A lot of you know me as the Slightly Off Embroidery Artist from UncouthCurations. You may not know that I'm also a collage artist, have an M.F.A in Creative Writing, am a published author, and love helping people shape their stories. I also dabble. A. LOT. I've carved stamps. Made a uterus out of felted wool. Sketched some hardly-identifiable body parts. I even spent about four months planning a composting business because I love the earth and there was a rad vintage truck on craigslist that I really, really wanted, but mostly I LOVE THE EARTH.

I've never thought these hobbies were related to one another. But when the pandemic took away my day job and sent me to my room for months on end, I realized that everything I do actually makes sense. Every time I lift my hands to do something -- whether it's cutting and pasting, writing, drawing, or stitching -- it's because I have a story to tell. About myself. About you. About life. 

This is what art does, no? It tells our stories. 

Right now, when everything is stressful and uncertain, we need to keep making art and we need to share our stories. My patreon is designed to be a place where we can do all this (and more as it grows).

If you've hung in this long, thank you. And go check out those tiers, whydoncha? You'll find some swag and a few more stories.
Goals
$135.33 of $1,000 per month
I've got a novel-in-progress (a modern re-telling of Hansel & Gretel) languishing in a closet. When I reach $1000 per month, I'll pull that out and start revising, sharing the process and chapters-in-progress with you. You can bet your ass every patron will be thanked by name in the credits!
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