Vacation Bible School

is creating a free podcast about the big, weird PDF known as the Holy Bible

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Price point explained: Needed to be higher than $5.60 to cover Patreon's sticker costs. So let's go with Psalm 57:7: "My heart is steadfast, O God, my heart is steadfast. I will sing and make melody."
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  • VBS Early Service: Episodes posted as soon as they're ready, 3 days before main feed
  • Three bonus episodes so far (more to come)
  • Fellowship in Discord (if you're not already in ours)
  • Archive of show notes for each episode
  • Ad-free episodes
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Price point explained: Same idea; had to clear $14.50. We'll go with Mark 14:51: "Following Jesus was a young man wearing nothing but a linen cloth. And they seized him, but he left the linen cloth and ran away naked."
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  • Free VBS hat (three limited options at the moment)
  • Zoom Bible Study fellowship hangout (shooting for monthly, ideally more frequently)
  • Free live show tickets, if those ever become possible lol
  • All benefits from other tiers
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About Vacation Bible School

Hi, we're Jason and Emily Kirk, and we have a free podcast, supported by whatever y'all might wanna donate. Each VBS episode is also supplemented by a free newsletter.

We're former Sunday school kids who are going back through the whole Bible, treating it as literature, history, mythology, comedy, pop culture, and everything else. And religion too, I guess! Over and over, we find the Bible is so much better, weirder, deeper, funnier, smarter, and more entertaining than we were ever led to believe.

And it's for believers of anything, including nothing. Perfect 5.0 rating on Apple Podcasts after our first seven episodes, with a few hundred reviews in the books! We'd like to make it through the entire Bible and then some (the Bible has so much Expanded Universe lore), bringing on more guests and maybe doing a live show and getting some merch going and all that. Maybe real short YouTube episodes, to supplement the long podcasts! Who knows!

As for Patreon, we've tried other platforms, but feel this one will best enable us to give listeners several things they've requested while also staying flexible. We'll experiment with tier bonuses as we go!

Thanks for visiting, and we hope you'll make this your church podcast home.

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