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$21
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We are Vantana Row! Welcome to our Patreon!

Hi! This is Volly and Jamey from an American band called Vantana Row.

If we haven't met yet, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. In this family we share everything.

Your support and ideas are what we need to show more music lovers how we shake things up. THANK YOU SO MUCH for supporting us in our production of music, videos, merch, touring, wacky ideas.


WHO IS VANTANA ROW, AND HOW CAN THEY HELP ME?
Deep down, everyone wants to quit their job, and live in a van down by the river and make art full time.

But we know, the daily demands of life get in the way.

So here's an offer: We'll do it FOR you and send you dispatches from the road. Postcards from the edge. Love letters from inner space and the Outer Mission.

We are Vantana Row …. THE married team of rock, performance art, and living our life in the van by CHOICE. We love rocking the world as a lifestyle.


WHO WE ARE:
Haven't you heard? We're Jamey and Volly Blazé!

We're beautiful, talented, smart, and humble. We are open to suggestions but are kinda willful and might not take direction well. But if you join our funding team and road family through Patreon, we'll give it a shot and you can SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!

IT'S ALL ABOUT ART, MAN…
Art is constantly flowing around Vantana Row ... Art is all up in us, in the van, and in a 20-foot circle around us wherever we go.

Art is coming out of all our pores, and we would like to invite you to help bring that juicy joy to the world.

We love art, and love each other. We're so in love that a lot of people think we're brother and sister. Because we're closer than most married couples. There's nowhere we'd rather be than creating with each other.

And now, through the magic of the Internet and global payment systems, you get to go along for the ride, living vicariously through the storm that is Vantana Row.

It's a tough road … we're not pop, we're not fluffy, and we're a little rough around the edges.
Though we can write a great verse, chorus, and hook….even if that hook is just glitch samples of Jamey's drums with Volly's screams on top.

MUSICAL STYLE:
Trap / punk / minimalist / shock / etc. etc. blah blah.

We've been described as "Death Grips meets the Partridge Family, with Atari Teenage Riot and Scooby Doo driving around the country, solving mysteries in a van".

Give us a listen. Styles ain't nothin' but a word. This music is all just a delivery system for US anyway.

WHERE YOU BE, VANTANA ROW?
The van is usually parked in, or within 20 miles of, San Francisco USA. But aren't really "from" anywhere. We were born too late and probably also too soon. And…well, we'd love to get outta here man. Maybe you can help. Let's get this show on the roooooooads.!

We make lots of nifty videos and occasionally perform one-minute drive-by concerts wherever good people are hanging out (youtube.com/watch?v=qXjA7nUFG18).

HOW YOU CAN HELP:
For only pennies a day, you can keep these human music kitties Vantana Row in cat food and oil changes to keep the van rolling over and under humanity.

Through Patreon, YOU become the third member of Vantana Row …. as we scare and also uplift more and more humans, possibly in other cities, and in person.

And YOU get to ride along in our breast pocket, right by our hearts!

We might even sing and record a few lines that YOU write. #IWriteForVantanaRow

Vantana Row is like herpes….Takes a while to "get it", but once you've been seriously exposed, we will never leave you.

Vantana Row: give 'til it hurts so good.




ABOUT OUR PATREON TIERS:
Even the lowest tiers put you firmly in the family. You can be involved, man.

Everyone who donates can interact with us here and in our new VANTANA ROW FAMILY FACEBOOK GROUP:
--Vote on what songs are made into music videos.

--Submit your lyrics for #iwriteforvantanarow

--Live group chat with us every week to just shoot the breeze.

If you are a regular with us, you know how to contact us already. But this exclusive group page we're inviting you to is small and quiet, created to make room for those who truly support this music.

A smaller group also makes it easier for you to pick a number and win vinyl & other neato stuff in our giveaways.

We regularly have votes, discussions, brainstorms, giveaways, and exclusive live video performances for you to critique and enjoy.
We won't listen to the critique, we know where we're headed. But we'll let you suggest it to us anyway. Lol


EVERYONE:
The Vantana Row Family Club gets the first wave of material we may or may not release, first versions of our videos and unused lyrics. We discuss ideas back and forth for the betterment of Vantana Row art.


THE ACTUAL TIERS:

$3 - Our Fellow Bums
Being a Vantana Row Supporter will immediately give us the ability to spend less time working shifts at cafes and spend less time sending generic instrumentals to A&R who probably just use the CDs as coasters.

Just a few dollars a month and we will begin spending more time each day on Vantana Row to kick more square-people butt with music!


$10 – Student
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
We will send you a Vantana Row gift package including a unique promo CD handmade with art collaged by Volly for tossing at crowds, along with miscellaneous goodies like stickers and perfumed lyric pages.

$25 - Gainfully Employed
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
With your permission, we will celebrate your name in an official Vantana Row song. We plan on it being audible for many to hear, so let us know if you would prefer to keep your support for Vantana Row private in this way.

If not your name, we'll do your company name, or any word you want, within reason.


$40 - Sugar Daddy
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
we'll take a suggestion (within reason) from you and do it in a video….If it's not too dangerous, difficult, embarrassing or illegal.

Hey, no victim, no crime, right? But…we gotta keep our little heads clean to keep the van rollin'. Screaming at strangers can bring negative attention in some situations. ya dig?


$50 - Doctor Emmett Brown
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Plus we'll write your name somewhere on the side of the van!


$75 - Make-A-Wish
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Let's talk. What can we do for you?


$100 - Birthday Party!
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Plus we'll play your kid's birthday party, if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch. We will play a 20-minute set of our songs at the party. The set will include a custom birthday song to your child, with
your child's name in the chorus.
We will even use lyrics YOU write, or lyrics your child writes, if you want!

Plus, we'll send you an exclusive photo of us once a month.


$200 - Neighbor
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
We'll let you let us live in your driveway in our van, and use your shower, for at least a week! And we'll talk to you in person! At your home! And even scare your neighbors just by quietly being us! this is unfortunately only if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch.

Plus, we'll send you an exclusive video of us twice a month. You can make it public if you want, or keep it private if you want. We will address you by name in the video.

Tiers
Our Fellow Bums
$3 or more per month 1 patron
Being a Vantana Row Supporter will immediately give us the ability to spend less time working shifts at cafes and spend less time sending generic instrumentals to A&R for commercials to no avail. We will immediately be able to spend more time touring and by supporting us in this way you are insuring we have the gas to get there. Also you get a big sticker to remember us by!
Student
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

We will send you a Vantana Row gift package including a unique promo CD handmade with art collaged by Volly for tossing to crowds, along with miscellaneous goodies like stickers and perfumed lyric pages.


Gainfully Employed
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

With your permission, we will celebrate your name in an official Vantana Row song. We plan on it being audible for many to hear, so let us know if you would prefer to keep your support for Vantana Row private in this way. 

 

If not your name, we'll do your company name, or any word you want, within reason. 



Sugar Daddy
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

we'll take a suggestion (within reason) from you and do it in a video. If it's not too dangerous, difficult, embarrassing or illegal. 

 

Hey, no victim, no crime, right? But…we gotta keep our little heads clean to keep the van rollin'. 

 

Screaming at strangers can be negative attention in some situations. ya dig? 



Doctor Emmett Brown
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

plus we'll write your name somewhere on the side of the van!


If not your name, we'll do your company name, or any word you want, within reason.



Make-A-Wish
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

let's talk. What can we do for you? 



Birthday Party!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Plus we'll play your kid's birthday party, if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch. We will play a 20-minute set of our songs at the party. The set will include a custom birthday song to your child, with
your child's name in the chorus.
We will even use lyrics YOU write, or lyrics your child writes, if you want!

Plus, we'll send you an exclusive photo of us once a month. 




Neighbor
$200 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

e'll let you let us live in your driveway in our van, and use your shower, for at least a week! And we'll talk to you in person! At your home! And even scare your neighbors just by quietly being us! this is unfortunately only if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch.


Goals
3 of 15 patrons
When we reach 15 patrons, we will begin production for the next #iwriteforvantanarow album and intend to finish it within two months.

#iwriteforvantanarow is a community program we started in 2015. We invited anyone to email us their lyrics and the first five people would have their verbatim lyrics worked into official Vantana Row songs for our next album. That album was our second self-titled album, Vantana Row 2. Since then, we've even released a remixed/remastered edition called Vantana Row Two. It's been years, and we've been stacking a little bundle of lyrics since then, waiting for the right couple weeks to focus on production for the next #iwriteforvantanarow album.
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We are Vantana Row! Welcome to our Patreon!

Hi! This is Volly and Jamey from an American band called Vantana Row.

If we haven't met yet, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. In this family we share everything.

Your support and ideas are what we need to show more music lovers how we shake things up. THANK YOU SO MUCH for supporting us in our production of music, videos, merch, touring, wacky ideas.


WHO IS VANTANA ROW, AND HOW CAN THEY HELP ME?
Deep down, everyone wants to quit their job, and live in a van down by the river and make art full time.

But we know, the daily demands of life get in the way.

So here's an offer: We'll do it FOR you and send you dispatches from the road. Postcards from the edge. Love letters from inner space and the Outer Mission.

We are Vantana Row …. THE married team of rock, performance art, and living our life in the van by CHOICE. We love rocking the world as a lifestyle.


WHO WE ARE:
Haven't you heard? We're Jamey and Volly Blazé!

We're beautiful, talented, smart, and humble. We are open to suggestions but are kinda willful and might not take direction well. But if you join our funding team and road family through Patreon, we'll give it a shot and you can SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!

IT'S ALL ABOUT ART, MAN…
Art is constantly flowing around Vantana Row ... Art is all up in us, in the van, and in a 20-foot circle around us wherever we go.

Art is coming out of all our pores, and we would like to invite you to help bring that juicy joy to the world.

We love art, and love each other. We're so in love that a lot of people think we're brother and sister. Because we're closer than most married couples. There's nowhere we'd rather be than creating with each other.

And now, through the magic of the Internet and global payment systems, you get to go along for the ride, living vicariously through the storm that is Vantana Row.

It's a tough road … we're not pop, we're not fluffy, and we're a little rough around the edges.
Though we can write a great verse, chorus, and hook….even if that hook is just glitch samples of Jamey's drums with Volly's screams on top.

MUSICAL STYLE:
Trap / punk / minimalist / shock / etc. etc. blah blah.

We've been described as "Death Grips meets the Partridge Family, with Atari Teenage Riot and Scooby Doo driving around the country, solving mysteries in a van".

Give us a listen. Styles ain't nothin' but a word. This music is all just a delivery system for US anyway.

WHERE YOU BE, VANTANA ROW?
The van is usually parked in, or within 20 miles of, San Francisco USA. But aren't really "from" anywhere. We were born too late and probably also too soon. And…well, we'd love to get outta here man. Maybe you can help. Let's get this show on the roooooooads.!

We make lots of nifty videos and occasionally perform one-minute drive-by concerts wherever good people are hanging out (youtube.com/watch?v=qXjA7nUFG18).

HOW YOU CAN HELP:
For only pennies a day, you can keep these human music kitties Vantana Row in cat food and oil changes to keep the van rolling over and under humanity.

Through Patreon, YOU become the third member of Vantana Row …. as we scare and also uplift more and more humans, possibly in other cities, and in person.

And YOU get to ride along in our breast pocket, right by our hearts!

We might even sing and record a few lines that YOU write. #IWriteForVantanaRow

Vantana Row is like herpes….Takes a while to "get it", but once you've been seriously exposed, we will never leave you.

Vantana Row: give 'til it hurts so good.




ABOUT OUR PATREON TIERS:
Even the lowest tiers put you firmly in the family. You can be involved, man.

Everyone who donates can interact with us here and in our new VANTANA ROW FAMILY FACEBOOK GROUP:
--Vote on what songs are made into music videos.

--Submit your lyrics for #iwriteforvantanarow

--Live group chat with us every week to just shoot the breeze.

If you are a regular with us, you know how to contact us already. But this exclusive group page we're inviting you to is small and quiet, created to make room for those who truly support this music.

A smaller group also makes it easier for you to pick a number and win vinyl & other neato stuff in our giveaways.

We regularly have votes, discussions, brainstorms, giveaways, and exclusive live video performances for you to critique and enjoy.
We won't listen to the critique, we know where we're headed. But we'll let you suggest it to us anyway. Lol


EVERYONE:
The Vantana Row Family Club gets the first wave of material we may or may not release, first versions of our videos and unused lyrics. We discuss ideas back and forth for the betterment of Vantana Row art.


THE ACTUAL TIERS:

$3 - Our Fellow Bums
Being a Vantana Row Supporter will immediately give us the ability to spend less time working shifts at cafes and spend less time sending generic instrumentals to A&R who probably just use the CDs as coasters.

Just a few dollars a month and we will begin spending more time each day on Vantana Row to kick more square-people butt with music!


$10 – Student
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
We will send you a Vantana Row gift package including a unique promo CD handmade with art collaged by Volly for tossing at crowds, along with miscellaneous goodies like stickers and perfumed lyric pages.

$25 - Gainfully Employed
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
With your permission, we will celebrate your name in an official Vantana Row song. We plan on it being audible for many to hear, so let us know if you would prefer to keep your support for Vantana Row private in this way.

If not your name, we'll do your company name, or any word you want, within reason.


$40 - Sugar Daddy
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
we'll take a suggestion (within reason) from you and do it in a video….If it's not too dangerous, difficult, embarrassing or illegal.

Hey, no victim, no crime, right? But…we gotta keep our little heads clean to keep the van rollin'. Screaming at strangers can bring negative attention in some situations. ya dig?


$50 - Doctor Emmett Brown
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Plus we'll write your name somewhere on the side of the van!


$75 - Make-A-Wish
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Let's talk. What can we do for you?


$100 - Birthday Party!
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Plus we'll play your kid's birthday party, if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch. We will play a 20-minute set of our songs at the party. The set will include a custom birthday song to your child, with
your child's name in the chorus.
We will even use lyrics YOU write, or lyrics your child writes, if you want!

Plus, we'll send you an exclusive photo of us once a month.


$200 - Neighbor
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
We'll let you let us live in your driveway in our van, and use your shower, for at least a week! And we'll talk to you in person! At your home! And even scare your neighbors just by quietly being us! this is unfortunately only if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch.

Plus, we'll send you an exclusive video of us twice a month. You can make it public if you want, or keep it private if you want. We will address you by name in the video.

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Tiers
Our Fellow Bums
$3 or more per month 1 patron
Being a Vantana Row Supporter will immediately give us the ability to spend less time working shifts at cafes and spend less time sending generic instrumentals to A&R for commercials to no avail. We will immediately be able to spend more time touring and by supporting us in this way you are insuring we have the gas to get there. Also you get a big sticker to remember us by!
Student
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

We will send you a Vantana Row gift package including a unique promo CD handmade with art collaged by Volly for tossing to crowds, along with miscellaneous goodies like stickers and perfumed lyric pages.


Gainfully Employed
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

With your permission, we will celebrate your name in an official Vantana Row song. We plan on it being audible for many to hear, so let us know if you would prefer to keep your support for Vantana Row private in this way. 

 

If not your name, we'll do your company name, or any word you want, within reason. 



Sugar Daddy
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

we'll take a suggestion (within reason) from you and do it in a video. If it's not too dangerous, difficult, embarrassing or illegal. 

 

Hey, no victim, no crime, right? But…we gotta keep our little heads clean to keep the van rollin'. 

 

Screaming at strangers can be negative attention in some situations. ya dig? 



Doctor Emmett Brown
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

plus we'll write your name somewhere on the side of the van!


If not your name, we'll do your company name, or any word you want, within reason.



Make-A-Wish
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

let's talk. What can we do for you? 



Birthday Party!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….
Plus we'll play your kid's birthday party, if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch. We will play a 20-minute set of our songs at the party. The set will include a custom birthday song to your child, with
your child's name in the chorus.
We will even use lyrics YOU write, or lyrics your child writes, if you want!

Plus, we'll send you an exclusive photo of us once a month. 




Neighbor
$200 or more per month 0 patrons
ALL OF THE ABOVE, PLUS….

e'll let you let us live in your driveway in our van, and use your shower, for at least a week! And we'll talk to you in person! At your home! And even scare your neighbors just by quietly being us! this is unfortunately only if it's within 100 miles of San Francisco, you pay gas money and buy us lunch.