Watering Hole is creating and expanding avenues of manliness for the betterment of mankind
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Support the Patriarchy! Gentlemen, we are surrounded by women. That's just a fact. Whether it's your mom nagging you about money or your girlfriend nagging you about excess cigar smoking or it's just a generic woman doing some generic nagging, there can be no doubt that women blow. And just as you need Patriarchal support, the Patriarchy needs yours. That's why we've set up this Patreon page which is the current state of the art method of Patriarchal support.

The way it works is you give us money and we give you all the ammunition you could ever need to piss off your mom/girlfriend/women in general. Obviously the meats here are the podcast episodes which we will be uploading weekly on Tuesdays. Those go directly to you for free. Does it get any more awesome? But then we've hidden goodies all up and down our support gauge to give fans of the show. When you contribute, you're not just supporting us coming back for Season 2, you're a part of something much bigger than yourself. You are a Patrician and if you ask us there's literally nothing better you could be on this planet. Not an astronaut, not a freemason, not even President. People who don't Support The Patriarchy, however, are Plebians. Don't be one of those.

Join us and we will do everything in our power to ensure that not only women are where they should be (in their place) but that men stay where they are (on top). And if loafing is your thing, go ahead and sit back and listen. No shame. But seriously, we're putting together epic bonus content even as I type this. And even without such content you'll rest peacefully knowing that every every dollar you contribute will hurt female butts just that little tidbit more. It's better than spankings (or something else) because it won't get you strapped with sexual harassment.
Tiers
Swab or Near-Pleb
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
This is our most basic level of support and honestly it doesn't even go commando at this point.  You get a personalized GFY from the hosts in the form of a form letter. You might be asked to fetch your own beer, Swab! And the only access you'll be getting is to Patreon-only polls (like ending women's suffrage).
Ill Repute
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
I would compare this level of support to underwear with holes, streaks, and a defective elastic strap. You are not a swab, but you are a pirate of ill repute. This ill repute grants you a name on our ship's register for all to see.
Man Card
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
We're giving you your very own man card. Now keep in mind the man card isn't a palpable object. It exists on a metaphorical plane like our minds when we're high on shrooms naked in a field thinking about philosophy. It's kinda like the VIP section at a club except we're pretty sure you won't meet Richard Greco and women suck. And yes, I know that second clause has nothing to do with anything. But what it means is you get access to the special Sasquatch Library. Sasquatchisodes. Those are special footlong circumcised (no commercials) episodes that are twice as long and twice as funny (non-laughs non-refundable). We upload these bi-monthly on the first Tuesday.


Since all patronage rolls on a monthly basis, you also get access to our illustrious Commentary Library also, in which we upload new stuff also bi-monthly on every month we don't have a Sasquatchisode for you. Listen to Chuck and Pound plus additional optional guests shout all over your favorite movies and get in fights. What else do you expect from men in tights? Imagine what you could glean from insights from your illustrious hosts et al?


As if that weren't enough, you'll also get access to special commercial-free episodes earlier than everybody else. We're going to post new episodes for our patrons on Fridays instead of Tuesdays just so you can have bragging rights. AND, every Tuesday we'll post an old episode commercial-free here on Patreon. So yeah, this tier is chock full of goodies. This, we feel is the optimum amount of support for the show. Boxer Briefs or tightie whities, but not jock strap.

Order of the Knights Patriarchal
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
At this tier we will bestow unto you a knighthood. You will be a member of the Order of Knights Patriarchal even if you have committed no acts of valor in defense of the Patriarchy.


Supporting the show at this tier means you'll get special access to  a Patreon-Exclusive live stream AKA gathering of the knights patriarchal. There Pound will give  a "thank you" direct from Patriarchy headquarters and try to answer as many of your questions as humanly possible. It'll be a live AMA so throw some curveballs if you want to!

Undue Manfluence
$20 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
If you subscribe at this tier you get to submit subjects for us to rant or rave (at our discretion) about. This tier is limited since we don't want too many manfluencers to direct the content of the show.
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With this money bestowed upon us, we will go out and find something that costs a dollar or under and we will buy it!
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Support the Patriarchy! Gentlemen, we are surrounded by women. That's just a fact. Whether it's your mom nagging you about money or your girlfriend nagging you about excess cigar smoking or it's just a generic woman doing some generic nagging, there can be no doubt that women blow. And just as you need Patriarchal support, the Patriarchy needs yours. That's why we've set up this Patreon page which is the current state of the art method of Patriarchal support.

The way it works is you give us money and we give you all the ammunition you could ever need to piss off your mom/girlfriend/women in general. Obviously the meats here are the podcast episodes which we will be uploading weekly on Tuesdays. Those go directly to you for free. Does it get any more awesome? But then we've hidden goodies all up and down our support gauge to give fans of the show. When you contribute, you're not just supporting us coming back for Season 2, you're a part of something much bigger than yourself. You are a Patrician and if you ask us there's literally nothing better you could be on this planet. Not an astronaut, not a freemason, not even President. People who don't Support The Patriarchy, however, are Plebians. Don't be one of those.

Join us and we will do everything in our power to ensure that not only women are where they should be (in their place) but that men stay where they are (on top). And if loafing is your thing, go ahead and sit back and listen. No shame. But seriously, we're putting together epic bonus content even as I type this. And even without such content you'll rest peacefully knowing that every every dollar you contribute will hurt female butts just that little tidbit more. It's better than spankings (or something else) because it won't get you strapped with sexual harassment.

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Tiers
Swab or Near-Pleb
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
This is our most basic level of support and honestly it doesn't even go commando at this point.  You get a personalized GFY from the hosts in the form of a form letter. You might be asked to fetch your own beer, Swab! And the only access you'll be getting is to Patreon-only polls (like ending women's suffrage).
Ill Repute
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
I would compare this level of support to underwear with holes, streaks, and a defective elastic strap. You are not a swab, but you are a pirate of ill repute. This ill repute grants you a name on our ship's register for all to see.
Man Card
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
We're giving you your very own man card. Now keep in mind the man card isn't a palpable object. It exists on a metaphorical plane like our minds when we're high on shrooms naked in a field thinking about philosophy. It's kinda like the VIP section at a club except we're pretty sure you won't meet Richard Greco and women suck. And yes, I know that second clause has nothing to do with anything. But what it means is you get access to the special Sasquatch Library. Sasquatchisodes. Those are special footlong circumcised (no commercials) episodes that are twice as long and twice as funny (non-laughs non-refundable). We upload these bi-monthly on the first Tuesday.


Since all patronage rolls on a monthly basis, you also get access to our illustrious Commentary Library also, in which we upload new stuff also bi-monthly on every month we don't have a Sasquatchisode for you. Listen to Chuck and Pound plus additional optional guests shout all over your favorite movies and get in fights. What else do you expect from men in tights? Imagine what you could glean from insights from your illustrious hosts et al?


As if that weren't enough, you'll also get access to special commercial-free episodes earlier than everybody else. We're going to post new episodes for our patrons on Fridays instead of Tuesdays just so you can have bragging rights. AND, every Tuesday we'll post an old episode commercial-free here on Patreon. So yeah, this tier is chock full of goodies. This, we feel is the optimum amount of support for the show. Boxer Briefs or tightie whities, but not jock strap.

Order of the Knights Patriarchal
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
At this tier we will bestow unto you a knighthood. You will be a member of the Order of Knights Patriarchal even if you have committed no acts of valor in defense of the Patriarchy.


Supporting the show at this tier means you'll get special access to  a Patreon-Exclusive live stream AKA gathering of the knights patriarchal. There Pound will give  a "thank you" direct from Patriarchy headquarters and try to answer as many of your questions as humanly possible. It'll be a live AMA so throw some curveballs if you want to!

Undue Manfluence
$20 or more per month 0 of 3 patrons
If you subscribe at this tier you get to submit subjects for us to rant or rave (at our discretion) about. This tier is limited since we don't want too many manfluencers to direct the content of the show.