Xenonion News

Xenonion News

is creating News, videos, parody

23

patrons

$58

per month
Xenonion News - the galaxy’s most trusted news source, according to 4 out of the 5 arthropods we nerve stapled.

Thank you for visiting us. If you’re not familiar with Xenonion, it’s a fan-made news parody project based primarily on the Paradox game Stellaris.

We started as a group of Redditors who came together by chance on r/Stellaris, and made the subreddit r/Xenonion. Over the last two years, the project has grown arms, legs and flagella and we now deliver satirical content to a thriving community through our website (xenonion.com), Reddit, YouTube and social media.

Our content will always be free, but if you would like to pledge your support for us here on Patreon, you’ll be able to help support us covering the costs of keeping running, and generating new content.

Thank you again for your support of Xenonion - it’s good to see the orbital mind control lasers are working as intended.

Tiers
Xenonion Plus
$1 or more per month
  • Patron-only Xenonion Discord flair 
  • Patron-only Xenonion Subreddit Flair 
  • Access to Patron-only posts & polls 
  • Name inclusion in select in-article comments
  • A sense of pride and accomplishment, probably
Includes Discord rewards
Xenonion SuperPlus
$5 or more per month
  • All previous rewards
  • Access to Patron-only Xenonion Lounge Channel, complete with complementary imaginary cocktails
  • Stellaris multiplayer games with the team
  • An super enhanced sense of pride and accomplishment, probably
Includes Discord rewards
Xenonion SuperPlus Premium
$10 or more per month
  • All previous rewards 
  • Access to the Xenonion Editorial Discord channel
  • Early access to scheduled posts, participation in discussion about topics, naming characters, setting locations etc.
  • A super, premium-level enhanced sense of pride and accomplishment, probably
  • If we ever become an airline, priority boarding
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$58 of $100 per month
This will cover the cost of commissioning an extra Orbital Mind Control Broadcasting Satellite above Earth.
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Xenonion News - the galaxy’s most trusted news source, according to 4 out of the 5 arthropods we nerve stapled.

Thank you for visiting us. If you’re not familiar with Xenonion, it’s a fan-made news parody project based primarily on the Paradox game Stellaris.

We started as a group of Redditors who came together by chance on r/Stellaris, and made the subreddit r/Xenonion. Over the last two years, the project has grown arms, legs and flagella and we now deliver satirical content to a thriving community through our website (xenonion.com), Reddit, YouTube and social media.

Our content will always be free, but if you would like to pledge your support for us here on Patreon, you’ll be able to help support us covering the costs of keeping running, and generating new content.

Thank you again for your support of Xenonion - it’s good to see the orbital mind control lasers are working as intended.

Recent posts by Xenonion News

Tiers
Xenonion Plus
$1 or more per month
  • Patron-only Xenonion Discord flair 
  • Patron-only Xenonion Subreddit Flair 
  • Access to Patron-only posts & polls 
  • Name inclusion in select in-article comments
  • A sense of pride and accomplishment, probably
Includes Discord rewards
Xenonion SuperPlus
$5 or more per month
  • All previous rewards
  • Access to Patron-only Xenonion Lounge Channel, complete with complementary imaginary cocktails
  • Stellaris multiplayer games with the team
  • An super enhanced sense of pride and accomplishment, probably
Includes Discord rewards
Xenonion SuperPlus Premium
$10 or more per month
  • All previous rewards 
  • Access to the Xenonion Editorial Discord channel
  • Early access to scheduled posts, participation in discussion about topics, naming characters, setting locations etc.
  • A super, premium-level enhanced sense of pride and accomplishment, probably
  • If we ever become an airline, priority boarding
Includes Discord rewards