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Grandma is publishing about 15 articles a month, which is probably more than the number of sit-ups you can do.

Our calculator says that's a cost of 7¢ per article for fans.

Sure, we could just go outside and collect some change off the street, but we like doing this.

"When I was a kid, website hosting was free!" - Grandma
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You write it, we'll slap your name on it (unless you prefer to use a pen name).

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