You Ready Grandma

is creating Satire News Articles

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Show us some love. Keep Grandma's heart beating for just $1/month (or any amount that you select).

Grandma is publishing about 15 articles a month, which is probably more than the number of sit-ups you can do.

Our calculator says that's a cost of 7¢ per article for fans.

Sure, we could just go outside and collect some change off the street, but we like doing this.

"When I was a kid, website hosting was free!" - Grandma
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Contributing Author

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Everything from the Pacemaker tier plus...

Got the latest scoop? Try your hand at writing one of your own articles on You Ready Grandma. If we think it sucks we'll refund your money or help you rewrite it. Win, win.

Face it, this is the most famous you'll ever get.

You write it, we'll slap your name on it (unless you prefer to use a pen name).

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Everything from Pacemaker tier plus...

Suggest a topic and we'll write an article just for you!

Once your personalized story is ready, you'll be sent a link to share with your dumb friends, infuriate your racist aunt, or simply prove a point in the most ironic manner possible.
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About You Ready Grandma

Have you ever made the news? Okay, fine. How about for something that wasn't a crime?

We're creating satire articles for fans based on their story ideas and giving writers a shot to be published on

Pick how you want to participate and we'll unleash the final product to the masses. 

Published in Granby, Colorado, You Ready Grandma is a major American satirical newspaper with worldwide influence and readership that has been proudly holding up human vices and follies to ridicule and scorn since 2015. 

An Advanced Stage of News.

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The Artist reserves the right to add or remove artwork on, social media and elsewhere without prior notice. Changes or updates to the content may occur without notice. No content shall add to or change any contract for products or services you may have with the Artist.

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