You Ready Grandma

You Ready Grandma

is creating Satire News Articles

1

patron

$1

per creation

Have you ever made the news? Okay, fine. How about for something that wasn't a crime?

I'm creating satire articles for fans based on their story ideas and giving writers a shot to be published on YouReadyGrandma.com.

Pick how you want to participate and I'll unleash the final product to the masses. 

Our current social reach is about 12 million people per month.

Published in Granby, Colorado, You Ready Grandma is a major American satirical newspaper with worldwide influence and readership that has been proudly holding up human vices and follies to ridicule and scorn since 2015. 

An Advanced Stage of News.

Copyright Law protects the Artist in their original artworks. All artwork created by, developed, or edited by the Artist - in electronic or printed form - remain the exclusive property of the Artist.

The Artist reserves the right to add or remove artwork on www.youreadygrandma.com, social media and elsewhere without prior notice. Changes or updates to the content may occur without notice. No content shall add to or change any contract for products or services you may have with the Artist.

Tiers
Pacemaker
$1 or more per creation

Show me some love. Keep Grandma's heart beating.

I'm publishing about 30 articles a month, which is probably more than the number of sit-ups you can do.

My calculator says that's a cost of 3¢ per article for fans.

Sure, I could just go outside and collect some change off the street, but I like doing this.

"When I was a kid, website hosting was free!" - Grandma

Pick a Topic, Any Topic.
$5 or more per creation

Suggest a topic and I will write an article just for you!

Once your personalized story is ready, you'll be sent a link to share with your dumb friends, infuriate your racist aunt, or simply prove a point in the most ironic manner possible.

Contributing Author
$5 or more per creation

Got the latest scoop? Try your hand at writing your own article on You Ready Grandma. If I think it sucks I'll refund your money or help you rewrite it. Win, win.

Face it, this is the most famous you'll ever get.

You write it, we'll slap your name on it (unless you prefer to use a pen name). Your article will be posted on YouReadyGrandma.com and shared on our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram! 

Currently, my online presence reaches about 12 Million people per month.

Pick a Topic + Custom Photoshop Image
$10 or more per creation

I'll write an article on a topic of your choosing and design a mediocre, custom-made Photoshop image (It's worth it!).

Once completed, you'll be sent a link to your article to share with the other inmates.

You're On The Front Page!
$15 or more per creation

Want to share your idea with the world? How about on the front page?

I'll write an article on a topic of your choosing and design an unimpressive, photoshopped image to accompany it.

You can also be included as a character within the article.

Your story will be posted on YouReadyGrandma.com and shared on our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram! Currently, my online presence reaches about 12 Million people per month.

Go ahead and brag to your friends and coworkers because you'll be credited as the 'insider' who tipped us off (pen names accepted).

Have you ever made the news? Okay, fine. How about for something that wasn't a crime?

I'm creating satire articles for fans based on their story ideas and giving writers a shot to be published on YouReadyGrandma.com.

Pick how you want to participate and I'll unleash the final product to the masses. 

Our current social reach is about 12 million people per month.

Published in Granby, Colorado, You Ready Grandma is a major American satirical newspaper with worldwide influence and readership that has been proudly holding up human vices and follies to ridicule and scorn since 2015. 

An Advanced Stage of News.

Copyright Law protects the Artist in their original artworks. All artwork created by, developed, or edited by the Artist - in electronic or printed form - remain the exclusive property of the Artist.

The Artist reserves the right to add or remove artwork on www.youreadygrandma.com, social media and elsewhere without prior notice. Changes or updates to the content may occur without notice. No content shall add to or change any contract for products or services you may have with the Artist.

Recent posts by You Ready Grandma

Tiers
Pacemaker
$1 or more per creation

Show me some love. Keep Grandma's heart beating.

I'm publishing about 30 articles a month, which is probably more than the number of sit-ups you can do.

My calculator says that's a cost of 3¢ per article for fans.

Sure, I could just go outside and collect some change off the street, but I like doing this.

"When I was a kid, website hosting was free!" - Grandma

Pick a Topic, Any Topic.
$5 or more per creation

Suggest a topic and I will write an article just for you!

Once your personalized story is ready, you'll be sent a link to share with your dumb friends, infuriate your racist aunt, or simply prove a point in the most ironic manner possible.

Contributing Author
$5 or more per creation

Got the latest scoop? Try your hand at writing your own article on You Ready Grandma. If I think it sucks I'll refund your money or help you rewrite it. Win, win.

Face it, this is the most famous you'll ever get.

You write it, we'll slap your name on it (unless you prefer to use a pen name). Your article will be posted on YouReadyGrandma.com and shared on our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram! 

Currently, my online presence reaches about 12 Million people per month.

Pick a Topic + Custom Photoshop Image
$10 or more per creation

I'll write an article on a topic of your choosing and design a mediocre, custom-made Photoshop image (It's worth it!).

Once completed, you'll be sent a link to your article to share with the other inmates.

You're On The Front Page!
$15 or more per creation

Want to share your idea with the world? How about on the front page?

I'll write an article on a topic of your choosing and design an unimpressive, photoshopped image to accompany it.

You can also be included as a character within the article.

Your story will be posted on YouReadyGrandma.com and shared on our Facebook, Twitter and Instagram! Currently, my online presence reaches about 12 Million people per month.

Go ahead and brag to your friends and coworkers because you'll be credited as the 'insider' who tipped us off (pen names accepted).