Zamboni Funk

is creating an understanding of astrology in an enchanted world

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The Tip Jar

$5
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You read the free dailies on Instagram, and just wanna chip in regular support. I appreciate it! Writing so much needs a cup of coffee or two sometimes. 

The Astro Learner: Basics

$8.50
per month
Access to patron-only astrology and magic videos; some basic how-to’s on astrology, magic, and how to use them together. Learn how to better understand the youtube horoscopes that you keep watching!

NEW: Access to regular group intentions as praxis for the current course on Desire, Work, and Play. Let's make some magic together!

Astrology in Action: Electional Reports

$12.75
per month
Access to patron-only videos, PLUS a monthly electional report of auspicious timing, with beneficial Moon aspects under which to make life decisions, launch your newest products, have significant conversations, make major purchases, or send important emails, as well as dates to avoid. Only 43 cents a day for a full month of recommendations!

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About Zamboni Funk

Astrology is a useful tool for proactively creating your best life; here I create video tutorials on how to think with astrology and the world that functional astrology implies, as well as how to use appropriate timing to be more effective in your endeavors.

Here I'll break down the basics of astrology so that you can use its basic principles to guide your personal and business timing, as well as generating ways to conceptualize the cosmos. On the electional tier, I also offer a very helpful document detailing when is best to begin projects and when is best to wait.  

Let's work together to get a better understanding of Time, and let's thrive together doing it!
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 98 exclusive posts
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 98 exclusive posts
4
Images
2
Links
3
Polls
44
Writings
48
Videos

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