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Once upon a time, a friend told me I should publish a post I wrote on a free blogging site.  Several panic attacks later, I did, and found that apparently, people liked to read the words that I throw at these magic screen thingies.  (Surprise!)  I'm now taking the plunge and saying, all out loud and public-like, that these words are actually valuable, and that it's ok if people want to toss me a few bucks for them.

I post daily (generally speaking) on Medium.com, and will cross post those daily ramblings here.  For Patrons, I will put out a weekly post that will not be posted elsewhere and will attempt to be much more thoughtful.

I don't know where this will go.  I have book ideas, and that may happen down the line (you'll be the first to know!).  But please know that your time and attention means the world.  Really.
Tiers
A monthly cuppa
$3 or more per month
You just bought me a cup of coffee!  You have no idea how much this means to me.  Every time I receive your contribution to my caffeine habit, I will text my mother and tell her "I got dollars for words!"  and she will brag a little bit to her office husband.  Additionally, you will gain access to weekly Patron only posts.
A monthly cuppa for two!
$5 or more per month
Coffee is always better with someone you love.  Your five dollars will not only relieve the after-effects of my tenuous relationship with sleep, but will also help me to provide a delicious caffeinated beverage to my better half, who puts up with me.  In addition to receiving access to a weekly Patron only post, I will text my mother "[Your Name] sent me dollars for words!", and she will, as before, brag to her office husband.
You are an amazing human.
$10 or more per month
Ten dollars is amazing.  Really.  Not only will you be personally mentioned in texts to my mother and receive access to Patron only content, I will post a goofy picture of my dog saying "thank you" with your name somewhere in the picture.
Generosity be thy name.
$25 or more per month
You will get all of the previously mentioned benefits along with my absolute and undying gratitude. 
Wow. I mean...just...wow.
$50 or more per month
For the extremely generous soul who decides that I am worthy of such a sum, I will do all the aforementioned, and send you a handwritten postcard expressing my thanks.  
Once upon a time, a friend told me I should publish a post I wrote on a free blogging site.  Several panic attacks later, I did, and found that apparently, people liked to read the words that I throw at these magic screen thingies.  (Surprise!)  I'm now taking the plunge and saying, all out loud and public-like, that these words are actually valuable, and that it's ok if people want to toss me a few bucks for them.

I post daily (generally speaking) on Medium.com, and will cross post those daily ramblings here.  For Patrons, I will put out a weekly post that will not be posted elsewhere and will attempt to be much more thoughtful.

I don't know where this will go.  I have book ideas, and that may happen down the line (you'll be the first to know!).  But please know that your time and attention means the world.  Really.

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Tiers
A monthly cuppa
$3 or more per month
You just bought me a cup of coffee!  You have no idea how much this means to me.  Every time I receive your contribution to my caffeine habit, I will text my mother and tell her "I got dollars for words!"  and she will brag a little bit to her office husband.  Additionally, you will gain access to weekly Patron only posts.
A monthly cuppa for two!
$5 or more per month
Coffee is always better with someone you love.  Your five dollars will not only relieve the after-effects of my tenuous relationship with sleep, but will also help me to provide a delicious caffeinated beverage to my better half, who puts up with me.  In addition to receiving access to a weekly Patron only post, I will text my mother "[Your Name] sent me dollars for words!", and she will, as before, brag to her office husband.
You are an amazing human.
$10 or more per month
Ten dollars is amazing.  Really.  Not only will you be personally mentioned in texts to my mother and receive access to Patron only content, I will post a goofy picture of my dog saying "thank you" with your name somewhere in the picture.
Generosity be thy name.
$25 or more per month
You will get all of the previously mentioned benefits along with my absolute and undying gratitude. 
Wow. I mean...just...wow.
$50 or more per month
For the extremely generous soul who decides that I am worthy of such a sum, I will do all the aforementioned, and send you a handwritten postcard expressing my thanks.