Daniel "Zog" Nolan is creating a Pokémon-related comedy fuss
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Alright luv!

It's me, Zog: the fruitiest Pokémon player in existence. I've been a notorious World Championship Pokémon player and writer for 7 years, and loved it. I've played in 4 World Championships, made the world finals, and strategised with and coached the best of them.

However, a while ago I got seriously ill, being bedridden for almost 9 months, and as a result I'm now completely broke and literally live on my mum's front room floor. (lol)

It's always been my dream to write and present for a living, so here I am on Patreon, to hopefully serve your discerning would-be-champion tastes.

Thank you for your consideration,

and pls, i need to buy tendies,

-Zog
Tiers
Certified Fruit
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Become a Certified Fruit!

You get access to my Patreon-only content, as well as my undying admiration.

You're also allowed to pat my head at events, without question, and if you do I have to meow.
Includes Discord rewards
Certified Fruit with Juicy Benefit
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Ooh, hello Juicy.

Certified Juicy Fruit entitles you to, each month, your choice of Juicy Benefit: a practise best-of-3, a team rate, or one ingame Pokémon of your specificiation.

Additionally, you get Patreon status on my Discord channel, access to my Patreon-only content, and my undying admiration.

Includes Discord rewards
Certified Fruit with All the Benefits
$6 or more per month 0 patrons
Sassy.

All the Benefits entitles you to to, each month, all three Juicy Benefits: a practise best-of-3, a team rate, and one ingame Pokémon of your specificiation.

You get to nickname one of my mons too!

+ all previous benefits!
Includes Discord rewards
Razz Club
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Join the Razz Club, and you'll be entitled to assign me an analysis to write or film, once a month. Be it a feature on a Pokémon, strategy, or event, your choice, you're the boss!

To top it off, you get monthly Juicy Benefits good for 3 sets of best of 3, a team designed to your specification, and 6 Pokémon provided ingame. So, I can make you a team, get it ingame, and then help you practise with it, once a month. Sorted!

+ all previous benefits!
Includes Discord rewards
Razz, Emperor!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
I'm yours, fruity. Top tier contributors, you get me as your personal Pokémon coach. Considering the fact I coached the current World Champion, this is a pretty good deal!

I'll be always on hand to offer any tips, advice, strategy or opinions, and for a set of practice battles should you wish. On top of that, I will provide any ingame Pokémon that you wish for. Essentially, this is unlimited access to the Juicy Benefits: a privilege fit for the strongest of competitors. Razz, Emperor, and conquer!

+ all previous benefits!
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$0 of $50 per month
Making back my London entry fee!!

I literally had to sell stuff to afford this

I live on my mum's floor

Let's go guys I'm gonna work for that £40 or so!
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Alright luv!

It's me, Zog: the fruitiest Pokémon player in existence. I've been a notorious World Championship Pokémon player and writer for 7 years, and loved it. I've played in 4 World Championships, made the world finals, and strategised with and coached the best of them.

However, a while ago I got seriously ill, being bedridden for almost 9 months, and as a result I'm now completely broke and literally live on my mum's front room floor. (lol)

It's always been my dream to write and present for a living, so here I am on Patreon, to hopefully serve your discerning would-be-champion tastes.

Thank you for your consideration,

and pls, i need to buy tendies,

-Zog

Recent posts by Daniel "Zog" Nolan

Tiers
Certified Fruit
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Become a Certified Fruit!

You get access to my Patreon-only content, as well as my undying admiration.

You're also allowed to pat my head at events, without question, and if you do I have to meow.
Includes Discord rewards
Certified Fruit with Juicy Benefit
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Ooh, hello Juicy.

Certified Juicy Fruit entitles you to, each month, your choice of Juicy Benefit: a practise best-of-3, a team rate, or one ingame Pokémon of your specificiation.

Additionally, you get Patreon status on my Discord channel, access to my Patreon-only content, and my undying admiration.

Includes Discord rewards
Certified Fruit with All the Benefits
$6 or more per month 0 patrons
Sassy.

All the Benefits entitles you to to, each month, all three Juicy Benefits: a practise best-of-3, a team rate, and one ingame Pokémon of your specificiation.

You get to nickname one of my mons too!

+ all previous benefits!
Includes Discord rewards
Razz Club
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Join the Razz Club, and you'll be entitled to assign me an analysis to write or film, once a month. Be it a feature on a Pokémon, strategy, or event, your choice, you're the boss!

To top it off, you get monthly Juicy Benefits good for 3 sets of best of 3, a team designed to your specification, and 6 Pokémon provided ingame. So, I can make you a team, get it ingame, and then help you practise with it, once a month. Sorted!

+ all previous benefits!
Includes Discord rewards
Razz, Emperor!
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
I'm yours, fruity. Top tier contributors, you get me as your personal Pokémon coach. Considering the fact I coached the current World Champion, this is a pretty good deal!

I'll be always on hand to offer any tips, advice, strategy or opinions, and for a set of practice battles should you wish. On top of that, I will provide any ingame Pokémon that you wish for. Essentially, this is unlimited access to the Juicy Benefits: a privilege fit for the strongest of competitors. Razz, Emperor, and conquer!

+ all previous benefits!
Includes Discord rewards