Aaron Reynolds is creating things that make you laugh (hopefully)
317

patrons

$805
per month
Hey! Thanks for being here. I make a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and as it consumes more and more of my time it has started to encroach onto the activities that pay my bills. There have been some casualties: I didn't want to stop making @GIFpocalypse, for example, but between @BatLabels@Swear_Trek, and my actual life, there was no time.
That's where you come in: the more I can generate here on Patreon, the more time I can devote to these weird projects. It has already paid off: @EffinBirds was born as our first milestone reward. (Share the Effin' Birds Facebook page if you do Facebook -- it could use some friends there.)
I have a lot of ideas -- in fact, I have a giant notebook of things I'm working on but don't have time to complete -- like Tinseltown, my detective noir set at the North Pole in 1958, and the rebirth of Slaughtergarde, the fully playable, totally impossible fantasy sports league that once crashed CBS Sports' servers. I have a half-written narrative structure for the season, including plot twists. 
So, thank you for supporting me and letting me get these ideas out of my head and into the real world.
Tiers
Database access
$1 or more per month 180 patrons
Access to the full-text searchable Swear Trek and Effin’ Birds archives (under construction). Plus, polls about what‘s next. 
Beta Access
$3 or more per month 100 patrons
Test the database while it is being built. Previews of new material. See some rejects or alternate jokes. 
ren0901's tier
$5 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
All the things you get for $3, but for $5 because Twitter user @ren0901 asked for it. Limit of one, because there's only one ren0901.
Very Special Secret Tier
$5 or more per month 13 patrons (sold out!)
It's a secret.
Birthday presents
$10 or more per month 14 patrons
All the stuff, plus a present on your birthday. Please remind me a month before your birthday because I am the worst at birthdays. 
I send you stuff
$25 or more per month 11 patrons
On a bi-monthly basis, weird stuff shows up in your mailbox. Maybe monthly if I can get my shit together. 
Goals
$805 of $1,000 per month
Construction and maintenance of a full-text searchable archive of Swear Trek and Effin’ Birds. 
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Hey! Thanks for being here. I make a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and as it consumes more and more of my time it has started to encroach onto the activities that pay my bills. There have been some casualties: I didn't want to stop making @GIFpocalypse, for example, but between @BatLabels@Swear_Trek, and my actual life, there was no time.
That's where you come in: the more I can generate here on Patreon, the more time I can devote to these weird projects. It has already paid off: @EffinBirds was born as our first milestone reward. (Share the Effin' Birds Facebook page if you do Facebook -- it could use some friends there.)
I have a lot of ideas -- in fact, I have a giant notebook of things I'm working on but don't have time to complete -- like Tinseltown, my detective noir set at the North Pole in 1958, and the rebirth of Slaughtergarde, the fully playable, totally impossible fantasy sports league that once crashed CBS Sports' servers. I have a half-written narrative structure for the season, including plot twists. 
So, thank you for supporting me and letting me get these ideas out of my head and into the real world.

Recent posts by Aaron Reynolds

Tiers
Database access
$1 or more per month 180 patrons
Access to the full-text searchable Swear Trek and Effin’ Birds archives (under construction). Plus, polls about what‘s next. 
Beta Access
$3 or more per month 100 patrons
Test the database while it is being built. Previews of new material. See some rejects or alternate jokes. 
ren0901's tier
$5 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
All the things you get for $3, but for $5 because Twitter user @ren0901 asked for it. Limit of one, because there's only one ren0901.
Very Special Secret Tier
$5 or more per month 13 patrons (sold out!)
It's a secret.
Birthday presents
$10 or more per month 14 patrons
All the stuff, plus a present on your birthday. Please remind me a month before your birthday because I am the worst at birthdays. 
I send you stuff
$25 or more per month 11 patrons
On a bi-monthly basis, weird stuff shows up in your mailbox. Maybe monthly if I can get my shit together.