Aaron Reynolds

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About Aaron Reynolds

Hey! Thanks for being here. I make a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and as it consumes more and more of my time it has started to encroach onto the activities that pay my bills. There have been some casualties: I didn't want to stop making @GIFpocalypse, for example, but between @BatLabels@Swear_Trek, and my actual life, there was no time.
That's where you come in: the more I can generate here on Patreon, the more time I can devote to these weird projects.
I have a lot of ideas -- in fact, I have a giant notebook of things I'm working on but don't have time to complete -- like Tinseltown, my detective noir set at the North Pole in 1958, and the rebirth of Slaughtergarde, the fully playable, totally impossible fantasy sports league that once crashed CBS Sports' servers. I have a half-written narrative structure for the season, including plot twists. 
So, thank you for supporting me and letting me get these ideas out of my head and into the real world.
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Pet Upgrades returns from the dead on Twitter and Instagram, and not all grody like in PET SEMETARY but actually good and normal and the same as before.
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