Aaron Reynolds is creating things that make you laugh (hopefully)
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patrons

$1,017
per month
Hey! Thanks for being here. I make a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and as it consumes more and more of my time it has started to encroach onto the activities that pay my bills. There have been some casualties: I didn't want to stop making @GIFpocalypse, for example, but between @BatLabels@Swear_Trek, and my actual life, there was no time.
That's where you come in: the more I can generate here on Patreon, the more time I can devote to these weird projects. It has already paid off: @EffinBirds was born as our first milestone reward. (Share the Effin' Birds Facebook page if you do Facebook -- it could use some friends there.)
I have a lot of ideas -- in fact, I have a giant notebook of things I'm working on but don't have time to complete -- like Tinseltown, my detective noir set at the North Pole in 1958, and the rebirth of Slaughtergarde, the fully playable, totally impossible fantasy sports league that once crashed CBS Sports' servers. I have a half-written narrative structure for the season, including plot twists. 
So, thank you for supporting me and letting me get these ideas out of my head and into the real world.
Tiers
Dickbats of Love
$1 or more per month 197 patrons
Your support helps keep the lights on in this crazy enterprise. Plus, access to polls and discussion on what happens next. 
Three Dollar Bills
$3 or more per month 106 patrons
Previews of new material. See some rejects or alternate jokes. 
ren0901's tier
$5 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
All the things you get for $3, but for $5 because Twitter user @ren0901 asked for it. Limit of one, because there's only one ren0901.
Very Special Secret Tier
$5 or more per month 20 of 21 patrons
It's a secret.
Birthday presents
$10 or more per month 14 patrons
All the stuff, plus a present on your birthday. Please remind me a month before your birthday because I am the worst at birthdays. 
Requests
$15 or more per month 1 of 28 patrons
You want a specific GIF on Giphy? This is the tier for you: every month you get to pick a classic Swear Trek GIF for me to prioritize.
I send you stuff
$25 or more per month 16 of 40 patrons
On a bi-monthly basis, weird stuff shows up in your mailbox. Maybe monthly if I can get my shit together. 
Goals
$1,017 of $2,000 per month
Upgraded productivity: three GIFs per day will join the Giphy archive. 
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Hey! Thanks for being here. I make a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and as it consumes more and more of my time it has started to encroach onto the activities that pay my bills. There have been some casualties: I didn't want to stop making @GIFpocalypse, for example, but between @BatLabels@Swear_Trek, and my actual life, there was no time.
That's where you come in: the more I can generate here on Patreon, the more time I can devote to these weird projects. It has already paid off: @EffinBirds was born as our first milestone reward. (Share the Effin' Birds Facebook page if you do Facebook -- it could use some friends there.)
I have a lot of ideas -- in fact, I have a giant notebook of things I'm working on but don't have time to complete -- like Tinseltown, my detective noir set at the North Pole in 1958, and the rebirth of Slaughtergarde, the fully playable, totally impossible fantasy sports league that once crashed CBS Sports' servers. I have a half-written narrative structure for the season, including plot twists. 
So, thank you for supporting me and letting me get these ideas out of my head and into the real world.

Recent posts by Aaron Reynolds

Tiers
Dickbats of Love
$1 or more per month 197 patrons
Your support helps keep the lights on in this crazy enterprise. Plus, access to polls and discussion on what happens next. 
Three Dollar Bills
$3 or more per month 106 patrons
Previews of new material. See some rejects or alternate jokes. 
ren0901's tier
$5 or more per month 1 patrons (sold out!)
All the things you get for $3, but for $5 because Twitter user @ren0901 asked for it. Limit of one, because there's only one ren0901.
Very Special Secret Tier
$5 or more per month 20 of 21 patrons
It's a secret.
Birthday presents
$10 or more per month 14 patrons
All the stuff, plus a present on your birthday. Please remind me a month before your birthday because I am the worst at birthdays. 
Requests
$15 or more per month 1 of 28 patrons
You want a specific GIF on Giphy? This is the tier for you: every month you get to pick a classic Swear Trek GIF for me to prioritize.
I send you stuff
$25 or more per month 16 of 40 patrons
On a bi-monthly basis, weird stuff shows up in your mailbox. Maybe monthly if I can get my shit together.