We want to help every creator in the world achieve sustainable income
HOW WE WORK
Our mission? Oh, nothing short of helping every creator in the world achieve sustainable income. We’re making this happen by building the best platform for creators to make money, run their creative businesses, and connect with the fans who matter most.
Put creators first
Be an energy giver
Be candid, always
Move fast as hell
Respect teammates’ time
Just fix it
MEET THE TEAM
Karaoke Singer Extraordinaire
We just want to emote 'til we're dead.
Lead Momma's Boy
Isn't he just the sweetest?!.
Internet Culture Researcher
Don't let your dreams be memes!
Is this real life?
Let's go to the beach.
Executive Kitten Herder
The spoonerization of Magic Trackpad is Tragic Mackpad.
Professional Personality Quiz Taker
The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Bad News Czar
Ms. Popular lol
I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls.
Eats like Lisa, Dances Like Bart.
To be honest, I did create this company.
Brightest sparkle in the glitter jar
Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Model Developer, Giraffe
Welcome to Giraffic Park.
Freelance Hamster Trainer
Reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna.
There's never been a problem a fresh bagel couldn't solve.
Cat Whisperer Extraordinaire
You're incomparable, like a...
The Real MVP
I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Fixer of Things
All you need is a positive attitude and whiskey to fix everything.
Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp.
Tractor Beam Operator
Senior Oracle, Dept. of Meditation & Reunion
You thought you lost it, but now it is found.
Random Number Generator
If you mustache me a question, don't shave it for later. I'm hair for you anytime.
Duuude, sucking at something is the first step toward being sorta good at something.
Señor Senior Secretary of Supreme Secrecy
How did you know that? No Comment.
Expressive Tree #2
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, it makes a noise.
Jack of some Trades
Keep it wavy
Professional Drake Impersonator
Tryna make some cheese off a single is a process.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
People tell me I'm on my phone too often.
Job Title Accuracy Evangelist
Hello everyone, I am currently employed as a Software Engineer at Patreon.
Admiral of Feel Goods
I like bunnies. Let's make art.
So, my little Amélie, you don't have bones of glass. You can take life's knocks...
taH pagh taHbe'
Ninja of Numerology
Prediction is hard, especially in the future
Wrangler and Dot-Connector
When something seems bad, turn it around...and find something good!
Sensitive artist and cry baby
If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks... meh.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
I just like smiling. Smilings my favorite.
Executive Snack Consumer
Science is sometimes more art than science, Morty. A lot of people don't get that.
On your side. ♥
Senior whatever-is-broken Developer
Not into nodding my noggin, neglecting the detail
Fine line tight rope artist
There is a fine line between a surprising success and a hilarious failure. Well there was anyway....oops
It’s a great day for the race.
Head of Kirkland Brand Snack Negotiation
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, add chocolate.
Chief Executive Cool Guy
♪ Cool guys don't look at explooooosions ♫
Head of Unicorn Division
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.
Vice President of Origami / Wizard
If shorts are called 'shorts' then why aren't pants called 'longs'?
I am not a cat in a mansuit.
In Charge of the Big Door
Big door. Big job. Big man.
2nd Level Halfling Cleric
You rolls the dice and you take your chances.
Chef (of sorts)
We ain't building a piano
Flight of the Concords Band Manager
Band Meeting! Murray? Present.
Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.
Executive Thumb Wrestler
One, two, three, four....I declare a thumb war
It works on my computer... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Resident Middle C Presser
Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme!
Head Vice Senior Associate Guy
My life goal is to become famous enough that Microsoft Word stops recognizing my name as a spelling error.
Random button pusher
Director of Umbrage Acquisitions
I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like 'oh great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle' -Kanye West
Smasher of Things
If at first you don't succeed... redefine the goal.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
Head Fairy Dust Coordinator
Be a lamp unto yourself!
Official Fyre Fest Sandwich Artist
Thank you for the advice, but I am trying to find two individuals with a snake.
Human Duct Tape
Fix all the things!
Patreon Saint of Partnerships
[Looks around] Wait… are we really done with phrasing??
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
Coyote in Pants
I'm so tired, sheep are counting me.
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Humility Thought Leaderer
But enough about me, let's talk about how awesome I am.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
Our values are reflected in everything we do. Here is how we help people to be healthy and successful.