ABR are creating art, comedy and music.
2

patrons

$18
per month
ABR (Always be recording)
We Don’t Know What We Aren't

We gonna make music.
We gonna make podcasts.
We gonna make videos. 

We need you to help. Miller High Life isn't free you know, it's damn near free, but still...not free. So help buy us 1,2 or 30 beers to continue the output of podcasts and hot Future Flower Garden Demolition Machine bangers.


Tiers
Social Media Follow and Shout-out
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $1 per month, you gonna gets a shout-out and followvia the ChampChat Podcast, Future Flower Garden Demolition Machine or What’s In The Box This Week social media accounts. I mean, how awesome is that?


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Shout-out
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $5 per month, you gonna gets a shout-out in our ChampChat Podcast. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Button
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $10 per month, you gonna gets a button and we’ll give you a shout-out in the ChampChat Podcast.  


Damn. Sweet. 

T-Shirt
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $25 per month, you gonna gets a custom, one-of-a-kind t-shirt. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Music
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $50 per month, you gonna gets the entire Future Flower Garden Demolition Machine digital catalog from Bandcamp. This includes any future releases until 2049. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Personalized Song
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $100 per month, you gonna gets a song written for you. You get to pic the topic and genre. 


Damn. That’s hawt. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Video Producer
$250 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $250 per month, you gonna gets to “produce” a video for one of our songs AND a signed lyric sheet. 


Damn. That’s hawter than hell. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Beer
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $500 per month, you gonna gets a beer on the house. Must be 21 or older. No travel or other expenses will be covered. Ok, maybe we’ll buy you more than one beer. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Goals
$18 of $500 per month
People of Earth, 

Welcome to our.......partyfuntimeville. We’re just getting started, but it can only get better. We’ve invested a lot of lettuce upfront, and we need your help. We’re looking to hit the ground running. Apparently, Patreon rules do not allow for sexual favors in exchange for content, so your monetary contributions will have to suffice. 

Won’t you help us? $100 a month? $50? $10? $5? $3 dolla billz y’all? 

When we reach $500 per month, we’ll start releasing a music video each month. Down the road, we plan on releasing a crazy amount of music, videos, podcasts, cocktail recipes, and krakens.

Join us at the inception of the most glorious creative endeavor ever conceived. You won’t be disappointed. (We cannot legally guarantee that you won’t be disappointed)              

Cheers
ABR
1 of 1
ABR (Always be recording)
We Don’t Know What We Aren't

We gonna make music.
We gonna make podcasts.
We gonna make videos. 

We need you to help. Miller High Life isn't free you know, it's damn near free, but still...not free. So help buy us 1,2 or 30 beers to continue the output of podcasts and hot Future Flower Garden Demolition Machine bangers.


Recent posts by ABR

Tiers
Social Media Follow and Shout-out
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $1 per month, you gonna gets a shout-out and followvia the ChampChat Podcast, Future Flower Garden Demolition Machine or What’s In The Box This Week social media accounts. I mean, how awesome is that?


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Shout-out
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $5 per month, you gonna gets a shout-out in our ChampChat Podcast. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Button
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $10 per month, you gonna gets a button and we’ll give you a shout-out in the ChampChat Podcast.  


Damn. Sweet. 

T-Shirt
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $25 per month, you gonna gets a custom, one-of-a-kind t-shirt. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Music
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $50 per month, you gonna gets the entire Future Flower Garden Demolition Machine digital catalog from Bandcamp. This includes any future releases until 2049. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Personalized Song
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $100 per month, you gonna gets a song written for you. You get to pic the topic and genre. 


Damn. That’s hawt. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Video Producer
$250 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $250 per month, you gonna gets to “produce” a video for one of our songs AND a signed lyric sheet. 


Damn. That’s hawter than hell. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards. 

Beer
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
You pledge to help us out with at least $500 per month, you gonna gets a beer on the house. Must be 21 or older. No travel or other expenses will be covered. Ok, maybe we’ll buy you more than one beer. 


Pledge level includes all lower-tier rewards.