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WHAT IS ABSURD HYPOTHETICALS?
Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

TIERED PERKS
• Voting Power
• Early Access
• Store Discount
• Behind the Scenes

MILESTONE GIFTS
In addition to our tiered perks, we also offer milestone gifts. We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gifts:

$20 (Lifetime Total) - Sticker Pack


$50 (Lifetime Total) - Patreon Exclusive Shirt



$100 (Lifetime Total) - "Certified Hypothetipal" Award
Tiers
Hypotheti-COOL
$1 or more per month

VOTING POWER

Get access to our polls. We turn to our audience to vote on different aspects of the show. This tier lets you vote, giving you the power to influence the podcast.


MILESTONE GIFTS

We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gifts (see sample pictures in our about section):


• $20 - Sticker pack

• $50 - Patreon exclusive t-shirt (not available in our store)

• $100 - Earn your very own "Certified Hypothetipal" Award


Contribute more to earn your milestone gifts sooner. 

Hypotheti-COOLER
$3 or more per month

EARLY ACCESS

Get our show a day earlier than everyone else.

 

STORE DISCOUNT

Get a 20% discount on everything in our store. Shirts, posters, mugs, and more.


VOTING POWER

Get access to our polls. We turn to our audience to vote on different aspects of the show. This tier lets you vote, giving you the power to influence the podcast.


MILESTONE GIFTS

We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gift (see sample pictures in our about section):


• $20 - Sticker pack

• $50 - Patreon exclusive t-shirt (not available in our store)

• $100 - Earn your very own "Certified Hypothetipal" Award


Contribute more to earn your milestone gifts sooner. 

Hypotheti-COOLEST
$5 or more per month

BEHIND-THE-SCENES

Get access to our monthly Behind-the-Scenes episode. Every month we release a special episode where we reflect on each other's answers, talk about our research process, and discuss rejected questions.


EARLY ACCESS

Get our show a day earlier than everyone else.


STORE DISCOUNT

Get a 20% discount on everything in our store. Shirts, posters, mugs, and more.


VOTING POWER

Get access to our polls. We turn to our audience to vote on different aspects of the show. This tier lets you vote, giving you the power to influence the podcast.


MILESTONE GIFTS

We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gifts (see sample pictures in our about section):


• $20 - Sticker pack

• $50 - Patreon exclusive t-shirt (not available in our store)

• $100 - Earn your very own "Certified Hypothetipal" Award


Contribute more to earn your milestone gifts sooner.

WHAT IS ABSURD HYPOTHETICALS?
Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

TIERED PERKS
• Voting Power
• Early Access
• Store Discount
• Behind the Scenes

MILESTONE GIFTS
In addition to our tiered perks, we also offer milestone gifts. We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gifts:

$20 (Lifetime Total) - Sticker Pack


$50 (Lifetime Total) - Patreon Exclusive Shirt



$100 (Lifetime Total) - "Certified Hypothetipal" Award

Recent posts by Absurd Hypotheticals

Tiers
Hypotheti-COOL
$1 or more per month

VOTING POWER

Get access to our polls. We turn to our audience to vote on different aspects of the show. This tier lets you vote, giving you the power to influence the podcast.


MILESTONE GIFTS

We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gifts (see sample pictures in our about section):


• $20 - Sticker pack

• $50 - Patreon exclusive t-shirt (not available in our store)

• $100 - Earn your very own "Certified Hypothetipal" Award


Contribute more to earn your milestone gifts sooner. 

Hypotheti-COOLER
$3 or more per month

EARLY ACCESS

Get our show a day earlier than everyone else.

 

STORE DISCOUNT

Get a 20% discount on everything in our store. Shirts, posters, mugs, and more.


VOTING POWER

Get access to our polls. We turn to our audience to vote on different aspects of the show. This tier lets you vote, giving you the power to influence the podcast.


MILESTONE GIFTS

We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gift (see sample pictures in our about section):


• $20 - Sticker pack

• $50 - Patreon exclusive t-shirt (not available in our store)

• $100 - Earn your very own "Certified Hypothetipal" Award


Contribute more to earn your milestone gifts sooner. 

Hypotheti-COOLEST
$5 or more per month

BEHIND-THE-SCENES

Get access to our monthly Behind-the-Scenes episode. Every month we release a special episode where we reflect on each other's answers, talk about our research process, and discuss rejected questions.


EARLY ACCESS

Get our show a day earlier than everyone else.


STORE DISCOUNT

Get a 20% discount on everything in our store. Shirts, posters, mugs, and more.


VOTING POWER

Get access to our polls. We turn to our audience to vote on different aspects of the show. This tier lets you vote, giving you the power to influence the podcast.


MILESTONE GIFTS

We track every dollar you give. Build your overall total to earn the following gifts (see sample pictures in our about section):


• $20 - Sticker pack

• $50 - Patreon exclusive t-shirt (not available in our store)

• $100 - Earn your very own "Certified Hypothetipal" Award


Contribute more to earn your milestone gifts sooner.