The Adipositivity Project
The Adipositivity Project
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Year-End Shout-Out and Coupons on Prints
Calendar Pre-sale, Discounts, Hoopty
Get a jump on next year. Every dang year. You'll have access to the super double extra secret link (with a discount) a week before each year's new Adipositivity Wall Calendar goes live. AND I'll jump up and do a joyous hoopty dance whilst shouting your name, as if in rapture. (No video confirmation on this. You'll have to trust me.) AND you get the shout-out and the print discount codes.
A Walk-On Role in My Dreams, Dominance
For $20 or more you get the shout-out, coupons for prints, calendar pre-sale/discount, and the hoopty. But I'll also whisper your name repeatedly as I go to bed at night, so that you'll invade my dreams. MONTHLY, yo. And if it happens to be a nightmare night, you're in for a treat, as most of my nightmares are about my social awkwardness, so this may in fact give you dominance over me in real life for a short while. Money can't buy that, Folks! Except, well, I guess in this case it can.
Extra Love
Same gifts as the other tiers, but I'll be 50% more impressed with your generosity.
Year-End Shout-Out and Coupons on Prints
Calendar Pre-sale, Discounts, Hoopty
Get a jump on next year. Every dang year. You'll have access to the super double extra secret link (with a discount) a week before each year's new Adipositivity Wall Calendar goes live. AND I'll jump up and do a joyous hoopty dance whilst shouting your name, as if in rapture. (No video confirmation on this. You'll have to trust me.) AND you get the shout-out and the print discount codes.
A Walk-On Role in My Dreams, Dominance
For $20 or more you get the shout-out, coupons for prints, calendar pre-sale/discount, and the hoopty. But I'll also whisper your name repeatedly as I go to bed at night, so that you'll invade my dreams. MONTHLY, yo. And if it happens to be a nightmare night, you're in for a treat, as most of my nightmares are about my social awkwardness, so this may in fact give you dominance over me in real life for a short while. Money can't buy that, Folks! Except, well, I guess in this case it can.