Adult Conversation is creating the Ridicklebox
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A joke turned into a thing! I present to you the Adult Conversation "Ridicklebox." Simply put, it's a $24, every-other-month subscription box for those whose love of dark humor is greater than their hatred of subscription boxes. Every two months, subscribers will receive four items of my questionable choosing. Those items will include:

1.) One item for your kids (or your inner kid), so they don’t pout when a box arrives that has nothing for them. Their item might even be wrapped to give you 20 more seconds of peace. I promise I will never send shit like a kazoo.

2.) One item that supports your sanity. This could be one of many things. (Googles how to ship narcotics.)

3.) One wild-card, seasonal item (probably something I find useful, funny or adorbz). The Halloween section of Michael’s had some possible winners in the shape of fake crows.

4.) Something from my own home. There is a lot of grey area here. And I have some quality loot that I could be willing to part with.

The kicker is that in each batch of send outs, one lucky subscriber will get some kind of Super Duper surprise (like maybe a Target gift card, or the Doggystyle album), so there’s a gambling element to the whole thing.

The Ridicklebox will ship out every two months, and you will be billed $12 every month (trust me, this is the easiest way on Patreon). You will receive a box in October, December, February, April, June and August. The yearly total you will pay is $144 ($24 x 6 boxes) - that's less than the price of a kid birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. And shipping is included in the $24!

Due to shipping costs, the Ridicklebox can only be sent to addresses in the United States. If you live somewhere else and want this box with all of your being, we can talk about how to make that happen. 

IMPORTANT: By subscribing to the Ridicklebox, you acknowledge that what you receive is up to my (questionable) discretion. It could be bars of gold, or bars of soap. As a perfectionist type, I will do my damndest to give you something that elicits LOLs, but nothing can be guaranteed and there are no refunds for lacklustery. You may cancel your subscription at any time, but once your payment is charged (the month before the box ships), it cannot be refunded. I am basically just trying not to lose money on this. Making any money would be a miracle.

Click on "The Only Option" to the right and mailbox LOLs could be yours!


Tiers
The Only Option
$12 or more per month
Simply put, it's a $24 every-other-month subscription box for those whose love of dark humor is greater than their hatred of subscription boxes.  Every two months, subscribers will receive four items of my questionable choosing. Those items will include:  
 

1.) One item for your kids (or your inner kid), so they don’t pout when a box arrives that has nothing for them. Their item might even be wrapped to give you 20 more seconds of peace. I promise I will never send shit like a kazoo.    

2.) One item that supports your sanity. This could be one of many things. (Googles how to ship narcotics.)    

3.) One wild-card, seasonal item (probably something I find useful, funny or adorbz). The Halloween section of Michael’s had some possible winners in the shape of fake crows.  
 

4.) Something from my own home. There is a lot of grey area here. And I have some quality loot that I could be willing to part with.  

The kicker is that in each batch of send outs, one lucky subscriber will get some kind of Super Duper surprise (like maybe a Target gift card, Narwhal slippers, or the Doggystyle album), so there’s a gambling element to the whole thing.  

The Ridicklebox will ship out every two months, and you will be billed $12 every month (trust me, this is the easiest way). You will receive a box in October, December, February, April, June and August. The yearly total you will pay is $144 ($24 x 6 boxes) - that's less than the price of a kid birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Shipping is included in the $24!  

Due to shipping costs, the Ridicklebox can only be sent to addresses in the United States.  

IMPORTANT: By subscribing to the Ridicklebox, you acknowledge that what you receive is up to my (questionable) discretion. It could be bars of gold, or bars of soap. As a perfectionist type, I will do my damndest to give you something that elicits LOLs, but nothing can be guaranteed and there are no refunds for lacklustery. You may cancel your subscription at any time, but once your payment is charged (the month before the box ships), it cannot be refunded. I am basically just trying not to lose money on this. Making any money would be a miracle. 

A joke turned into a thing! I present to you the Adult Conversation "Ridicklebox." Simply put, it's a $24, every-other-month subscription box for those whose love of dark humor is greater than their hatred of subscription boxes. Every two months, subscribers will receive four items of my questionable choosing. Those items will include:

1.) One item for your kids (or your inner kid), so they don’t pout when a box arrives that has nothing for them. Their item might even be wrapped to give you 20 more seconds of peace. I promise I will never send shit like a kazoo.

2.) One item that supports your sanity. This could be one of many things. (Googles how to ship narcotics.)

3.) One wild-card, seasonal item (probably something I find useful, funny or adorbz). The Halloween section of Michael’s had some possible winners in the shape of fake crows.

4.) Something from my own home. There is a lot of grey area here. And I have some quality loot that I could be willing to part with.

The kicker is that in each batch of send outs, one lucky subscriber will get some kind of Super Duper surprise (like maybe a Target gift card, or the Doggystyle album), so there’s a gambling element to the whole thing.

The Ridicklebox will ship out every two months, and you will be billed $12 every month (trust me, this is the easiest way on Patreon). You will receive a box in October, December, February, April, June and August. The yearly total you will pay is $144 ($24 x 6 boxes) - that's less than the price of a kid birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. And shipping is included in the $24!

Due to shipping costs, the Ridicklebox can only be sent to addresses in the United States. If you live somewhere else and want this box with all of your being, we can talk about how to make that happen. 

IMPORTANT: By subscribing to the Ridicklebox, you acknowledge that what you receive is up to my (questionable) discretion. It could be bars of gold, or bars of soap. As a perfectionist type, I will do my damndest to give you something that elicits LOLs, but nothing can be guaranteed and there are no refunds for lacklustery. You may cancel your subscription at any time, but once your payment is charged (the month before the box ships), it cannot be refunded. I am basically just trying not to lose money on this. Making any money would be a miracle.

Click on "The Only Option" to the right and mailbox LOLs could be yours!


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Tiers
The Only Option
$12 or more per month
Simply put, it's a $24 every-other-month subscription box for those whose love of dark humor is greater than their hatred of subscription boxes.  Every two months, subscribers will receive four items of my questionable choosing. Those items will include:  
 

1.) One item for your kids (or your inner kid), so they don’t pout when a box arrives that has nothing for them. Their item might even be wrapped to give you 20 more seconds of peace. I promise I will never send shit like a kazoo.    

2.) One item that supports your sanity. This could be one of many things. (Googles how to ship narcotics.)    

3.) One wild-card, seasonal item (probably something I find useful, funny or adorbz). The Halloween section of Michael’s had some possible winners in the shape of fake crows.  
 

4.) Something from my own home. There is a lot of grey area here. And I have some quality loot that I could be willing to part with.  

The kicker is that in each batch of send outs, one lucky subscriber will get some kind of Super Duper surprise (like maybe a Target gift card, Narwhal slippers, or the Doggystyle album), so there’s a gambling element to the whole thing.  

The Ridicklebox will ship out every two months, and you will be billed $12 every month (trust me, this is the easiest way). You will receive a box in October, December, February, April, June and August. The yearly total you will pay is $144 ($24 x 6 boxes) - that's less than the price of a kid birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Shipping is included in the $24!  

Due to shipping costs, the Ridicklebox can only be sent to addresses in the United States.  

IMPORTANT: By subscribing to the Ridicklebox, you acknowledge that what you receive is up to my (questionable) discretion. It could be bars of gold, or bars of soap. As a perfectionist type, I will do my damndest to give you something that elicits LOLs, but nothing can be guaranteed and there are no refunds for lacklustery. You may cancel your subscription at any time, but once your payment is charged (the month before the box ships), it cannot be refunded. I am basically just trying not to lose money on this. Making any money would be a miracle.