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Welcome to the Adult Conversation Podcast virtual tip jar!

With the help of listeners like you (shout out to old school PBS commercials), I can continue to create darkly humorous podcasts about the reality of parenthood. You can pledge as little as $4 per month which helps me tremendously with childcare, podcasting equipment and a variety of teas to whet my whistle while sitting behind a mic and saying "ummm" and "like" far too often. That’s less than half of the cost of a Costco rotisserie chicken! Basically, can you please monetarily validate that I should keep spending my kid-free time doing this?

The Adult Conversation Podcast is based off my Facebook pageblog, and forthcoming novel of the same name (Spring 2020!). I take my love of actual adult conversation to the air as I spear the injustices of modern parenting, and continue my tradition of real talk - saying things out loud that others won’t. As a lover of truth and all things dark comedy, special guests and I get real about everything relating to motherhood – marriage post kids, birth, the never-ending micromanagement of screen time, sex, chronic-illness, Snoop Dogg, social issues, homeschooling, meditation, polyamory (I don’t even know), the revolt of the aging uterus, postpartum depletion, chronic illness, writing, the joke that is half-day kindergarten, and more. This is not a podcast with annoying parenting advice. Instead, I aim to break down the façade of “perfect” parenting with a balanced mix of wit, inappropriateness, compassion and validation. Listening to this podcast can be considered a form of self-care, especially when listened to while locked in a bathroom alone. Or if your people will stage a full-on revolt at being separated from you, pop in some earbuds while folding laundry, wiping asses or waiting in the carpool line. This podcast can be inappropriate, just like parenting.

Thank you, as always, for your continued love support!

XO, Brandy
www.adultconversationpodcast.com


Tiers
Half Rotisserie Chicken Crew
$4 or more per month

You are a quality human being in your commitment to support a mom in her side gig (a.k.a. sanity) and everyone can feel it radiating off you as you walk by at school drop-off and pick-up. Never mind that you're wearing sweats, Uggs and a giant parka. Oh wait, that's me. 


As a member of the "Half Rotisserie Chicken Crew," your wildest dreams will come true when:


• You receive endless abundance and joy from the universe (*endless abundance and joy not guaranteed).
• I recite your name every night before bed and manifest only the best for you. Maybe you will even appear in one of my dreams and we will sing the magic carpet song from Aladdin together while flying over temples or some shit.
• You brag to friends that you support someone on Patreon and they think you are way younger than you really are.

Whole Rotisserie Chicken Champs
$8 or more per month

You not only value the hard work of women - specifically mothers - but you are willing to show me and the world just how committed to wokeness you are by forgoing one hot juicy rotisserie chicken per month for my well-being. 


Damn, I think I love you.

As a member of the "Whole Rotisserie Chicken Champs," your wildest dreams will come true when:


• You receive endless abundance and joy from the universe (*endless abundance and joy not guaranteed).
• I recite your name every night before bed and manifest only the best for you. Maybe you will even appear in one of my dreams and we will sing the magic carpet song from Aladdin together while flying over temples or some shit.
• You brag to friends that you support someone on Patreon and they think you are way younger than you really are.
• I teach my kids how to write your name with perfect penmanship and worship you.
• Your name somehow makes its way onto my daughter's list of "People I love in the world."

• You have my undying adoration and eternal gratitude. For realz.

Welcome to the Adult Conversation Podcast virtual tip jar!

With the help of listeners like you (shout out to old school PBS commercials), I can continue to create darkly humorous podcasts about the reality of parenthood. You can pledge as little as $4 per month which helps me tremendously with childcare, podcasting equipment and a variety of teas to whet my whistle while sitting behind a mic and saying "ummm" and "like" far too often. That’s less than half of the cost of a Costco rotisserie chicken! Basically, can you please monetarily validate that I should keep spending my kid-free time doing this?

The Adult Conversation Podcast is based off my Facebook pageblog, and forthcoming novel of the same name (Spring 2020!). I take my love of actual adult conversation to the air as I spear the injustices of modern parenting, and continue my tradition of real talk - saying things out loud that others won’t. As a lover of truth and all things dark comedy, special guests and I get real about everything relating to motherhood – marriage post kids, birth, the never-ending micromanagement of screen time, sex, chronic-illness, Snoop Dogg, social issues, homeschooling, meditation, polyamory (I don’t even know), the revolt of the aging uterus, postpartum depletion, chronic illness, writing, the joke that is half-day kindergarten, and more. This is not a podcast with annoying parenting advice. Instead, I aim to break down the façade of “perfect” parenting with a balanced mix of wit, inappropriateness, compassion and validation. Listening to this podcast can be considered a form of self-care, especially when listened to while locked in a bathroom alone. Or if your people will stage a full-on revolt at being separated from you, pop in some earbuds while folding laundry, wiping asses or waiting in the carpool line. This podcast can be inappropriate, just like parenting.

Thank you, as always, for your continued love support!

XO, Brandy
www.adultconversationpodcast.com


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Tiers
Half Rotisserie Chicken Crew
$4 or more per month

You are a quality human being in your commitment to support a mom in her side gig (a.k.a. sanity) and everyone can feel it radiating off you as you walk by at school drop-off and pick-up. Never mind that you're wearing sweats, Uggs and a giant parka. Oh wait, that's me. 


As a member of the "Half Rotisserie Chicken Crew," your wildest dreams will come true when:


• You receive endless abundance and joy from the universe (*endless abundance and joy not guaranteed).
• I recite your name every night before bed and manifest only the best for you. Maybe you will even appear in one of my dreams and we will sing the magic carpet song from Aladdin together while flying over temples or some shit.
• You brag to friends that you support someone on Patreon and they think you are way younger than you really are.

Whole Rotisserie Chicken Champs
$8 or more per month

You not only value the hard work of women - specifically mothers - but you are willing to show me and the world just how committed to wokeness you are by forgoing one hot juicy rotisserie chicken per month for my well-being. 


Damn, I think I love you.

As a member of the "Whole Rotisserie Chicken Champs," your wildest dreams will come true when:


• You receive endless abundance and joy from the universe (*endless abundance and joy not guaranteed).
• I recite your name every night before bed and manifest only the best for you. Maybe you will even appear in one of my dreams and we will sing the magic carpet song from Aladdin together while flying over temples or some shit.
• You brag to friends that you support someone on Patreon and they think you are way younger than you really are.
• I teach my kids how to write your name with perfect penmanship and worship you.
• Your name somehow makes its way onto my daughter's list of "People I love in the world."

• You have my undying adoration and eternal gratitude. For realz.