Cockroach Conservatory is creating a weird genre arts magazine, podcasts, and more
12
patrons
$74
per month
Howdy! 

What started off as a small experiment in serialized audio storytelling with Deerman has morphed into something much larger. Trey Hudson and I, Andrew Hilbert, have been writing scripted events for about a year now and we have decided to join forces to create a spotlight for weird art and writing in the Cockroach Conservatory literary arts magazine. It will be released 3 times a year with the first one coming out in July 2018!

We're proud of what we're doing and we're creating a much expanded universe. Deerman still resides there and will continue to be released monthly but you will also get early access to other Cockroach Conservatory projects such as the Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast and We Shot Mr. Burns: A Simpsons Podcast.

Why should you help support us? We are two working class dudes. We have regular jobs. We're bartenders. But we've made a commitment to pay writers and artists for their work. We never charge any kind of submission fees because we believe that that is classist bullshit. We sit our asses down and read every submission that comes our way and we try to build the best magazine we can so that we can make our money back to produce the next one. By contributing something monthly, you are helping us offset some of our own costs and also ensuring that we grow. 

As a Patron, you will get early access to a whole heck of a lot. You'll know what we're up to first and you'll get the first peeks at a lot of what we've got up our sleeves. 

We plan to grow into doing video content as well as expanding our podcast network and we hope you join us for the ride. We'll be messing with the tier reward system as we go on but the Deerman rewards will remain unchanged. If you came in at $1, you'll still get the text early every month. The only things that will be changing is that everybody will be getting MORE content. Thanks for hanging around and showing your support. 

At the behest of Lord Commander Patagonia,
Andrew Hilbert and Trey Hudson


Tiers
Poochie Crew
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
This very important tier gets you early access to the text of DeerMan and early access to the Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast! 
I like to see things
$2 or more per month 2 patrons
You'll get early access to text of DeerMan as well as first looks at the art of DeerMan and various Cockroach Conservatory projects. 
I like to hear things
$3 or more per month 1 patron
Early access to DeerMan audio files as well as early access to We Shot Mr. Burns: A Simpsons podcast. 
I want more
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
You'll get everything in the other tiers but you'll also get a special doodle drawn by me every month. 
Thumbs Up
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
You get all the previous tiers and some extra "backstage" photos of me with my feet up eating Cheetos or something like that. 
You crazy.
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You'll get everything at the previous tier levels but I will also send you signed copies of my physical books as they come out. Must live in the US for shipping
Sponsor
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
This gets you all the other rewards as well as me saying something about your business or you on the podcast. This can be some kind of commercial like you hear on every other podcast. It will be at the end of every Deerman and Cockroach Conservatory podcast.
Lord Commander Patagonia's esteemed subject
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
Lord Commander Patagonia will personally thank you in every issue of Cockroach Conservatory and on every Cockroach Conservatory podcast for as long as you are in this tier. You will also receive every tier reward lower than this. He will write a space poem for you. The Deerman podcast will make mention of your loyalty. 
Goals
$74 of $100 per month
Every little bit helps. We pay writers. We pay artists. Any offset to those costs helps us keep the wheels turning. 
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Howdy! 

What started off as a small experiment in serialized audio storytelling with Deerman has morphed into something much larger. Trey Hudson and I, Andrew Hilbert, have been writing scripted events for about a year now and we have decided to join forces to create a spotlight for weird art and writing in the Cockroach Conservatory literary arts magazine. It will be released 3 times a year with the first one coming out in July 2018!

We're proud of what we're doing and we're creating a much expanded universe. Deerman still resides there and will continue to be released monthly but you will also get early access to other Cockroach Conservatory projects such as the Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast and We Shot Mr. Burns: A Simpsons Podcast.

Why should you help support us? We are two working class dudes. We have regular jobs. We're bartenders. But we've made a commitment to pay writers and artists for their work. We never charge any kind of submission fees because we believe that that is classist bullshit. We sit our asses down and read every submission that comes our way and we try to build the best magazine we can so that we can make our money back to produce the next one. By contributing something monthly, you are helping us offset some of our own costs and also ensuring that we grow. 

As a Patron, you will get early access to a whole heck of a lot. You'll know what we're up to first and you'll get the first peeks at a lot of what we've got up our sleeves. 

We plan to grow into doing video content as well as expanding our podcast network and we hope you join us for the ride. We'll be messing with the tier reward system as we go on but the Deerman rewards will remain unchanged. If you came in at $1, you'll still get the text early every month. The only things that will be changing is that everybody will be getting MORE content. Thanks for hanging around and showing your support. 

At the behest of Lord Commander Patagonia,
Andrew Hilbert and Trey Hudson


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Tiers
Poochie Crew
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
This very important tier gets you early access to the text of DeerMan and early access to the Cockroach Conservatory Spacecast! 
I like to see things
$2 or more per month 2 patrons
You'll get early access to text of DeerMan as well as first looks at the art of DeerMan and various Cockroach Conservatory projects. 
I like to hear things
$3 or more per month 1 patron
Early access to DeerMan audio files as well as early access to We Shot Mr. Burns: A Simpsons podcast. 
I want more
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
You'll get everything in the other tiers but you'll also get a special doodle drawn by me every month. 
Thumbs Up
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
You get all the previous tiers and some extra "backstage" photos of me with my feet up eating Cheetos or something like that. 
You crazy.
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You'll get everything at the previous tier levels but I will also send you signed copies of my physical books as they come out. Must live in the US for shipping
Sponsor
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
This gets you all the other rewards as well as me saying something about your business or you on the podcast. This can be some kind of commercial like you hear on every other podcast. It will be at the end of every Deerman and Cockroach Conservatory podcast.
Lord Commander Patagonia's esteemed subject
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
Lord Commander Patagonia will personally thank you in every issue of Cockroach Conservatory and on every Cockroach Conservatory podcast for as long as you are in this tier. You will also receive every tier reward lower than this. He will write a space poem for you. The Deerman podcast will make mention of your loyalty.