AJATT (Khatzumoto) is creating pure awesomeness

Awesome Sauce

$5 /mo
You will be drowned in awesome sauce. Literally. Drowned :) . Plus all previous rewards.

Ten Lifetimes of Gratitude

$10 /mo
That's ten lives' worth of gratitude, son! That's nine more than just the one -- it's literally ten times the gratitude!

Oceans of Awesome Sauce

$25 /mo
You will be placed in a submarine and sail through oceans of awesome sauce and also get amazing secret freebies. How bou da? Ya like it, don'tcha!

Galaxies of Awesome Sauce

$50 /mo
You will be placed in a spaceship and given dominion over entire galaxies of awesome sauce. Also, you'll get amazing secret freebies, including whatever the previous tiers have.

Multiverses of Amazing Elite Awesome Sauce

$100 /mo
Every morning, when I wake up, I will see what I can do to try to get in touch with Angelina Jolie so I can convince her to make out with you. Because you're worth it.

Also, you'll g...


Baller/Shot-Caller Super Saiyin AJATTeer

$1,000 /mo
You tell me what you'd like as a reward, and I'll see what I can do :D

BTW, the name is not a spelling mistake. This is real life, son, not some anime with flying people!