Alexandra Schueler is creating Passionate, Honest & Sometimes Sarcastic Media
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WHAT'S UP BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS,

...welcome to my space of truth, writing, storytelling and poop jokes. Just kidding... kind of.

First of all, I’m fucking honored you're here & so excited about the possibility of sharing my work with you on this dope platform.

I'm Alexandra (or Ali, for short—I answer to both) and I'm a voracious writer, passionate spoken word poet, honest storyteller, ambitious traveler & fascinated by ruthless truths.

I believe in living and breathing our truth out in the world fiercely and unapologetically, while keeping it not only real as fuck, but 1,000% true to our human experience.

Word on the street, is that people appreciate me for my particularly raw and candid style of truth-telling that comes through in my writing and the media I create about my personal experiences as a woman in this modern era.

Personally, friends have described me as being a "sendy" bitch with "big dick energy" (please feel free to interpret that as you will). I've decided to take both as compliments.

I dress like I'm straight out of the 90's, have a Hunter S. Thompson type of fearlessness, a wild relationship to travel akin to Jack Kerouac, and a sexual attitude coupled with a sense of freedom like that of Anaïs Nin; my writing style manifests like something of their love child, peppered ironically with millennial quips; give me all of the leather bound journals, scraps of paper, cabins in the woods, cafes in Paris, late nights, full glasses of wine, shared rolled cigarettes with a lover and you've got just a few of my favorite muses.

When it comes to my work, I'm an obsessive word-weaver who's passionate about creating thought-provoking writing and poetry, I'm a curator of epic experiences for women hosting bi-annual retreats around the world, a pleasure medicine purveyor of the finest hand-crafted botanical perfumes, a forthcoming author (I'm currently working on the manuscripts for collections of my poetry) and philosophical thot that likes to have deep, funny talks.

My writing is inspired through personal experience, so every article, poem, or story that I tell is typically born from something directly out of my life and I doesn't cut corners when it comes to getting to the gritty, truthful heart of the matter as I explore the nuances of what it means to be a modern woman.

The spoken word videos, articles and poems I've published have garnered tens of thousands of views across social media, with a few specific pieces leaving a potent and dramatic imprint across in the hearts and minds of people worldwide.

I've gotta be honest, I'm also known for my sarcastic wit and playfully self-deprecating humor—so if you don't get a kick out of either of those things, advance warning: I might not be your cup of tea.

I have not only a passion for comedy, but a deep belief in laughing our way through life and finding the humor in just about... everything—so while there's a depth and serious introspective tone to a lot of my writing, you'll often see my sarcasm and moments of self-deprecation come through in the media I create (PSA: some of this comes with having experienced enough trauma, I've developed a sometimes dark sense of humor, which is both my coping mechanism and the salve for my pain—owning that right out the gate.)

On the real though, let's talk about what you're here for:

• Fucking brutally honest, vulnerable writing that penetrates to the heart of the matter and gets you deep in your feelings.
• Absurd stories about the complexity of the human experience and encounters that will leave you on the edge of your seat and riveted with aliveness.
• Belly laughter that punches you in the gut and ripples down your spine from the irony and reliability, offering you a full body reset and recalibration.
• Philosophical exploration and passionate spoken word that turns your world inside out and leaves you looking at something in your life with an entirely new set of eyes.
• Community and personal connection with other people (predominantly women) who are also  interested in not just courting, but fiercely embodying their truest nature.
• Indulging your deep appreciation for potent art of all kinds that serves as an injection of more life every time you take a hit.


I'm here to share my real, messy & honest humanness with you—poetry, prose & stories to hopefully help remind you of your gorgeous, imperfect, whole nature—as the deeply unique, never again to be replicated in the same way, individual that you are.

As a fiercely instinctual woman who's dedicated to the journey and exploration of all facets of my humanness, life is poetry to meall of which you will see represented here in my writing as transparent reflections on my life, relationships & beliefs in the commitment to truth, justice, and healing.

Some of the themes you're likely to see pop up here regularly are super casual topics like sex, death, relationships, love, grief, loss, intimacy, honesty, vulnerability, being real, exploring the world, and more. You know... totally basic shit like that.

Peep the reward tiers to the right of this page and subscribe at whatever level sounds like it will most tickle your fancy, based on the needs you're hoping to have met here (you can always upgrade if you want to explore a deeper level of commitment with me *wink wink*).

May this space be somewhere to be nourished by honesty, candid self-expression and introspection, as well as raunchy humor to all root you more deeply into your beautifully complex humanness.

I'm stoked to connect with you and feel insanely humbled and honored you'd consider to support my work here ♡ Now let's fckn' canoodle on the other side!

Catch ya on the flip,
xox Ali
Tiers
PASSION
$1 or more per month
• ALL OF MY WRITING // ACCESS TO ENTIRE BODY OF WORK + WEEKLY NEW SHORT POETRY, PROSE, PASSIONATE RANTS, & LONG-FORM PIECES
WHOLENESS
$5 or more per month
• ALL OF MY WRITING // ACCESS TO ENTIRE BODY OF WORK + WEEKLY NEW SHORT POETRY, PROSE, PASSIONATE RANTS, & LONG-FORM PIECES

• BI-MONTHLY SPOKEN WORD VIDEO SERIES (these begin once I reach my second goal.)

DEEPENING
$15 or more per month
(This tier is offered on a sliding scale of $15-20. Please choose a pledge that you feel honors your financial status & my offerings. You can edit the amount before confirming your pledge on the next page.)


• ALL OF MY WRITING // ACCESS TO ENTIRE BODY OF WORK + WEEKLY NEW SHORT POETRY, PROSE, PASSIONATE RANTS, & LONG-FORM PIECES

• BI-MONTHLY SPOKEN WORD VIDEO SERIES

• THE REAL ASS WOMAN EXPERIENCE (exploration of modern issues we interface with as women: new topic monthly w/ recorded audio session, book recommendations & weekly personal practices.)

• NEW & FULL MOON GUIDED RITUAL LIVESTREAMS

• 15% OFF LIVING POETRY MERCH

ALPHA
$1,000 or more per month
I MEAN... HOLY FRICK.


If this is you, not only are you a complete and utter angel, but you obviously get all of my rewards at this level, plus let's like... talk on the phone, make dinner plans, be besties, the whole shebang.


This will honestly essentially serve as a monthly stipend for me to write, create my spoken word, produce my podcast, facilitate my work with women while hiring professionals to upgrade all the production I'm already doing solo with my works and be super supported in what I'm currently up to, as well as have the financial means to take on bigger projects in the future.


YOU ARE EVERYTHING AND MORE ALL OF THE GOOD THINGS I CAN THINK OF!!!

Goals
9% complete
reaching this goal will allow me to offer monthly donations toward a cause that supports and uplifts minority groups of women in their work. the cause will be chosen here within our community, as a group. with this tier of financial earning and privilege, i want to re-circulate some of that to other important causes of women who are doing powerful work in the world, where having more funds available to them would support them in furthering their vision.
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WHAT'S UP BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS,

...welcome to my space of truth, writing, storytelling and poop jokes. Just kidding... kind of.

First of all, I’m fucking honored you're here & so excited about the possibility of sharing my work with you on this dope platform.

I'm Alexandra (or Ali, for short—I answer to both) and I'm a voracious writer, passionate spoken word poet, honest storyteller, ambitious traveler & fascinated by ruthless truths.

I believe in living and breathing our truth out in the world fiercely and unapologetically, while keeping it not only real as fuck, but 1,000% true to our human experience.

Word on the street, is that people appreciate me for my particularly raw and candid style of truth-telling that comes through in my writing and the media I create about my personal experiences as a woman in this modern era.

Personally, friends have described me as being a "sendy" bitch with "big dick energy" (please feel free to interpret that as you will). I've decided to take both as compliments.

I dress like I'm straight out of the 90's, have a Hunter S. Thompson type of fearlessness, a wild relationship to travel akin to Jack Kerouac, and a sexual attitude coupled with a sense of freedom like that of Anaïs Nin; my writing style manifests like something of their love child, peppered ironically with millennial quips; give me all of the leather bound journals, scraps of paper, cabins in the woods, cafes in Paris, late nights, full glasses of wine, shared rolled cigarettes with a lover and you've got just a few of my favorite muses.

When it comes to my work, I'm an obsessive word-weaver who's passionate about creating thought-provoking writing and poetry, I'm a curator of epic experiences for women hosting bi-annual retreats around the world, a pleasure medicine purveyor of the finest hand-crafted botanical perfumes, a forthcoming author (I'm currently working on the manuscripts for collections of my poetry) and philosophical thot that likes to have deep, funny talks.

My writing is inspired through personal experience, so every article, poem, or story that I tell is typically born from something directly out of my life and I doesn't cut corners when it comes to getting to the gritty, truthful heart of the matter as I explore the nuances of what it means to be a modern woman.

The spoken word videos, articles and poems I've published have garnered tens of thousands of views across social media, with a few specific pieces leaving a potent and dramatic imprint across in the hearts and minds of people worldwide.

I've gotta be honest, I'm also known for my sarcastic wit and playfully self-deprecating humor—so if you don't get a kick out of either of those things, advance warning: I might not be your cup of tea.

I have not only a passion for comedy, but a deep belief in laughing our way through life and finding the humor in just about... everything—so while there's a depth and serious introspective tone to a lot of my writing, you'll often see my sarcasm and moments of self-deprecation come through in the media I create (PSA: some of this comes with having experienced enough trauma, I've developed a sometimes dark sense of humor, which is both my coping mechanism and the salve for my pain—owning that right out the gate.)

On the real though, let's talk about what you're here for:

• Fucking brutally honest, vulnerable writing that penetrates to the heart of the matter and gets you deep in your feelings.
• Absurd stories about the complexity of the human experience and encounters that will leave you on the edge of your seat and riveted with aliveness.
• Belly laughter that punches you in the gut and ripples down your spine from the irony and reliability, offering you a full body reset and recalibration.
• Philosophical exploration and passionate spoken word that turns your world inside out and leaves you looking at something in your life with an entirely new set of eyes.
• Community and personal connection with other people (predominantly women) who are also  interested in not just courting, but fiercely embodying their truest nature.
• Indulging your deep appreciation for potent art of all kinds that serves as an injection of more life every time you take a hit.


I'm here to share my real, messy & honest humanness with you—poetry, prose & stories to hopefully help remind you of your gorgeous, imperfect, whole nature—as the deeply unique, never again to be replicated in the same way, individual that you are.

As a fiercely instinctual woman who's dedicated to the journey and exploration of all facets of my humanness, life is poetry to meall of which you will see represented here in my writing as transparent reflections on my life, relationships & beliefs in the commitment to truth, justice, and healing.

Some of the themes you're likely to see pop up here regularly are super casual topics like sex, death, relationships, love, grief, loss, intimacy, honesty, vulnerability, being real, exploring the world, and more. You know... totally basic shit like that.

Peep the reward tiers to the right of this page and subscribe at whatever level sounds like it will most tickle your fancy, based on the needs you're hoping to have met here (you can always upgrade if you want to explore a deeper level of commitment with me *wink wink*).

May this space be somewhere to be nourished by honesty, candid self-expression and introspection, as well as raunchy humor to all root you more deeply into your beautifully complex humanness.

I'm stoked to connect with you and feel insanely humbled and honored you'd consider to support my work here ♡ Now let's fckn' canoodle on the other side!

Catch ya on the flip,
xox Ali

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Tiers
PASSION
$1 or more per month
• ALL OF MY WRITING // ACCESS TO ENTIRE BODY OF WORK + WEEKLY NEW SHORT POETRY, PROSE, PASSIONATE RANTS, & LONG-FORM PIECES
WHOLENESS
$5 or more per month
• ALL OF MY WRITING // ACCESS TO ENTIRE BODY OF WORK + WEEKLY NEW SHORT POETRY, PROSE, PASSIONATE RANTS, & LONG-FORM PIECES

• BI-MONTHLY SPOKEN WORD VIDEO SERIES (these begin once I reach my second goal.)

DEEPENING
$15 or more per month
(This tier is offered on a sliding scale of $15-20. Please choose a pledge that you feel honors your financial status & my offerings. You can edit the amount before confirming your pledge on the next page.)


• ALL OF MY WRITING // ACCESS TO ENTIRE BODY OF WORK + WEEKLY NEW SHORT POETRY, PROSE, PASSIONATE RANTS, & LONG-FORM PIECES

• BI-MONTHLY SPOKEN WORD VIDEO SERIES

• THE REAL ASS WOMAN EXPERIENCE (exploration of modern issues we interface with as women: new topic monthly w/ recorded audio session, book recommendations & weekly personal practices.)

• NEW & FULL MOON GUIDED RITUAL LIVESTREAMS

• 15% OFF LIVING POETRY MERCH

ALPHA
$1,000 or more per month
I MEAN... HOLY FRICK.


If this is you, not only are you a complete and utter angel, but you obviously get all of my rewards at this level, plus let's like... talk on the phone, make dinner plans, be besties, the whole shebang.


This will honestly essentially serve as a monthly stipend for me to write, create my spoken word, produce my podcast, facilitate my work with women while hiring professionals to upgrade all the production I'm already doing solo with my works and be super supported in what I'm currently up to, as well as have the financial means to take on bigger projects in the future.


YOU ARE EVERYTHING AND MORE ALL OF THE GOOD THINGS I CAN THINK OF!!!