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Hey there Wendigo, are you a fan of The Alexandria Archives? Think it's worth a buck? Well if you do, we'd like to thank you with some awesome bonus content! For just $1 a month you will get access to patron-only material-- brand new shows not open to the public-- including (but not limited to)
  • Postcards from Morning Wood
  • Strange Interludes
  • Kilt & Gore Play It Safe
  • And more! (...when we think of them)

And remember! All patrons are thanked by us personally on Twitter AND Facebook! That's TWO thank yous! 

All that for just a buck! That's 100 pennies. I bet you could go outside right now and find 100 pennies just lying around on the sidewalk! I bet you were just gonna walk over them, weren't you? Why not put them to good use and get some rad audio while you're at it. Welcome to Alexandria. IA IA, Wendigos!
Tiers
Bonus Episode
$1 or more per month
For just $1 a month you will get access to patron-only material-- brand new shows not open to the public-- including (but not limited to)
  • Postcards from Morning Wood 
  • Strange Interludes 
  • Kilt & Gore Play It Safe 
  • And more! (...when we think of them)
Not enough? We'll even thank you PERSONALLY on Twitter AND Facebook!

How rad is that? For less than candy bar you can buy some sweet, sweet chocolate for your ears. Don't you think it's time to give your ears a treat? We do.
Thanked on the show
$5 or more per month
For $5 or more we'll say your name (probably wrong) on air! Plus the other stuff from the first tier. 


PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT

The Official Alexandria University Pin
$10 or more per month
For $10 you get the limited edition Alexandria Archives pin currently only available through our Patreon! The pin is the AU crest complete with our school motto "Carnem Sapientiae Devoramus" (We Devour the Flesh of Knowledge". Sport the Gamboge and Green with this fashionable and exclusive pin!


PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT

Become a Place And Have a Pint!
$20 or more per month
For $20 or more we'll name something in the town after you. Maybe a street or a building or a school in the university or a pizza shop, who knows! But you'll become a permanent part of Alexandria canon.  How cool is that?!

Not only that, but you'll also get a pint glass from everyone's favorite bar in the world The Ironclad! Perfect to hold your ice cold Eldritch Stout of Red Rum Ale on game night!

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - Med
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - Medium

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - X-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - X-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - XXX-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon - XXX-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - XXX-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - XXX-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - Med
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - Medium

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - X-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - X-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - XX-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - XX-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - XX-Large
$35 or more per month
 This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - XX-Large

 

Hey there Wendigo, are you a fan of The Alexandria Archives? Think it's worth a buck? Well if you do, we'd like to thank you with some awesome bonus content! For just $1 a month you will get access to patron-only material-- brand new shows not open to the public-- including (but not limited to)
  • Postcards from Morning Wood
  • Strange Interludes
  • Kilt & Gore Play It Safe
  • And more! (...when we think of them)

And remember! All patrons are thanked by us personally on Twitter AND Facebook! That's TWO thank yous! 

All that for just a buck! That's 100 pennies. I bet you could go outside right now and find 100 pennies just lying around on the sidewalk! I bet you were just gonna walk over them, weren't you? Why not put them to good use and get some rad audio while you're at it. Welcome to Alexandria. IA IA, Wendigos!

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Tiers
Bonus Episode
$1 or more per month
For just $1 a month you will get access to patron-only material-- brand new shows not open to the public-- including (but not limited to)
  • Postcards from Morning Wood 
  • Strange Interludes 
  • Kilt & Gore Play It Safe 
  • And more! (...when we think of them)
Not enough? We'll even thank you PERSONALLY on Twitter AND Facebook!

How rad is that? For less than candy bar you can buy some sweet, sweet chocolate for your ears. Don't you think it's time to give your ears a treat? We do.
Thanked on the show
$5 or more per month
For $5 or more we'll say your name (probably wrong) on air! Plus the other stuff from the first tier. 


PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT

The Official Alexandria University Pin
$10 or more per month
For $10 you get the limited edition Alexandria Archives pin currently only available through our Patreon! The pin is the AU crest complete with our school motto "Carnem Sapientiae Devoramus" (We Devour the Flesh of Knowledge". Sport the Gamboge and Green with this fashionable and exclusive pin!


PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT

Become a Place And Have a Pint!
$20 or more per month
For $20 or more we'll name something in the town after you. Maybe a street or a building or a school in the university or a pizza shop, who knows! But you'll become a permanent part of Alexandria canon.  How cool is that?!

Not only that, but you'll also get a pint glass from everyone's favorite bar in the world The Ironclad! Perfect to hold your ice cold Eldritch Stout of Red Rum Ale on game night!

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - Med
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - Medium

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - X-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - X-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - XXX-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon - XXX-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - XXX-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - XXX-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - Med
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - Medium

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - X-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - X-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - Vampoticon Shirt - XX-Large
$35 or more per month
This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Vampoticon BOBs Shirt - XX-Large

The WHOLE KITTEN CABOODLE - AU Shirt - XX-Large
$35 or more per month
 This is it! This is the big one! This tier gets you NOT just thanked on the show. NOT just a part of the town named after you! NOT just a Pint Glass! But also an official Alexandria Archives Shirt! Have you been fighting with the idea of getting an AU or Vampoticon shirt? Well here's your chance to get it all! Supplies are INCREDIBLY limited so act fast! 


PLUS the PINT GLASS

PLUS the LIMITED EDITION PIN

PLUS being THANKED ON THE AIR

PLUS the TOTALLY SWEET BONUS CONTENT


Alexandria University - XX-Large