alfie jones is creating animation
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gimme gimme gimme munny lil homiez . i need it mor thn u ,, so plz just tranfer all the $$ in ur bank accnt into my 1 bcoz i need it so i can buy stuff on internet tht i dont even need to take up more room in my place..
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not enough disappointed:(
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i will get the money every month and probly not do anything:)

u may as well just burn it
$1.50 or more per month

i wont even notice

i will throw this money in the toilet
$3 or more per month

it will get stuck in the drain though and i will have no option but to remove it wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and transfer it into an online casino where it will immediately be lost to somebody on the other side of the world who will live their entire life and never have any further interaction with me

u r mental
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you will notice this when reading ur monthly statement in 4 years and remember reading this exact text. it will make you feel sad and confused and you won't understand where the time disappeared. also the next day you will be shot in the head and your corpse will be dragged around african villages and beaten with chains.

why would you do this
$10 or more per month

if u pledge ten united states dollars to me then it means you have bacteria in ur brain that u shouldn't pass down to the future human societies and u need to go to switzerland to have yourself legally murdered amigo .

i will add nothing to the world
$25 or more per month

if anything i will take a disproportionate amount away from the planet by living as indulgent a life as possible. i will aimlessly waste cash on extortionately priced gaudy tasteless junk in a hopeless bid to convince myself i am happy whilst rotting on a grain of sand hurtling through a frozen vacuum.

thankyou bot
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gimme gimme gimme munny lil homiez . i need it mor thn u ,, so plz just tranfer all the $$ in ur bank accnt into my 1 bcoz i need it so i can buy stuff on internet tht i dont even need to take up more room in my place..

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Tiers
not enough disappointed:(
$1 or more per month

i will get the money every month and probly not do anything:)

u may as well just burn it
$1.50 or more per month

i wont even notice

i will throw this money in the toilet
$3 or more per month

it will get stuck in the drain though and i will have no option but to remove it wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and transfer it into an online casino where it will immediately be lost to somebody on the other side of the world who will live their entire life and never have any further interaction with me

u r mental
$5 or more per month

you will notice this when reading ur monthly statement in 4 years and remember reading this exact text. it will make you feel sad and confused and you won't understand where the time disappeared. also the next day you will be shot in the head and your corpse will be dragged around african villages and beaten with chains.

why would you do this
$10 or more per month

if u pledge ten united states dollars to me then it means you have bacteria in ur brain that u shouldn't pass down to the future human societies and u need to go to switzerland to have yourself legally murdered amigo .

i will add nothing to the world
$25 or more per month

if anything i will take a disproportionate amount away from the planet by living as indulgent a life as possible. i will aimlessly waste cash on extortionately priced gaudy tasteless junk in a hopeless bid to convince myself i am happy whilst rotting on a grain of sand hurtling through a frozen vacuum.

thankyou bot
$50 or more per month

if u pledge fifty bucks to me for doing nothing at all then congratulations it means u are a russian bot and ur algorithm is currently scanning this text and relaying details back into a central database which collates all the information in order to create advanced psychological profiles of us.