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You are now a Senior Correspondent, make up your own title and display it with pride, that's what we did.

THE GREATEST DEAL ON PATREON (probably). We truly strive to make our Patreon worth it, and by supporting for $5 per month you gain access to everything we do. Gain special download access to our CLASSIFIED feed which includes afterhours of case files, bonus material,  and best of all, ATT CONFIDENTIAL episodes! The full deal

We will give you a  live shout out on the show,, and endless thanks from The ATT crew. 

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CONGRATULATIONS, you are now "Ron Pond Approved" and one step closer to a certified Alien Theorist, we salute you!

As "Ron Pond approved" you have access to everything the $3, and $5 tiers have, but best of all you get early access to our new show Cosmic Channels and a 30% discount off all of our merch. Also, gain access to vote in our monthly fan-picked Case File!

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About Alien Theorists Theorizing

Welcome, Theorites.

Thank you for landing on our Patreon page. 97% of people who listen to us never make it here and for that, we salute you. 

5 years ago, Alien Theorists Theorizing was born in Zel's disgusting, sweaty garage as a creative outlet for a group of close friends, and to crush brews. What started as a fun hobby between brothers quickly grew as hundreds, and then thousands of people began to download this strange little show. Every time we think we have hit the ceiling in the show's growth, more people tune in. That is why we have pledged between the 4 of us that we want to pursue podcasting and creating cool shit as a full-time gig. However, replacing 4 blue-collar salaries with podcasting is no easy feat. Your support of this show means the world to us and makes us strive that much harder to bring the best content and quality we can.

Our pledge to you for supporting this show is to always put out the best content possible, as regularly as possible, and continue to be better podcasters, and friends to our listeners. The world is in transit, and by joining The Alien Theorists community, we can all explore the world of the weird together, with open minds and open beers.

Cheers friends

A giant god-damn thank you from us

Braden, Zel, Dan, and Andrew

600 - reached! patrons
The sun is setting on the time of the Prolapser, gone but never forgotten. Now we usher in the grand era of the Theorites! Those who have been with us on our wild journey to 300 Patreon subscribers have witnessed a marked increase in quantity and quality of our content. You have allowed us to learn and grow from your feedback and now we begin planning for our next big phase of development. Your demands and suggestions of how we can bring a better theorizing experience to you have not fallen on deaf ears. So that’s why we are setting our next lofty Patreon goal! We’re reaching for the stars to get to 600 subscribers so that we can bring you even more explosive Theorite fuel for your speculation reactors. Once we hit 600, we are making a pledge to bring you the increase in guests, content, and interaction we have for the show. All this, so you can theorize harder, deeper, higher, and drunker than ever before! Hitting our 600 goal will allow us to shift up gears nearer to a full-time podcast status. We have plans in motion to bring in guests to enlighten and intrigue you. More content like ATT X plus 1 to entertain and thrill you. AND More ATT Team meetups like our Discord Campfires with the Theorists and with you, our Theorite crew. So, join us, and bring some friends, as the ATT Crew blasts off even further into the unknown and sets a course at warp speed for 600 Patreon subscribers!
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