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Cheers! You are now a Junior Correspondent. Gain early access to every case file, all after-hours content, and access to our Discord server.

We will give you a live shout out on the show, and endless thanks from The ATT crew.

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You are now a Senior Correspondent, make up your own title and display it with pride, that's what we did.

THE GREATEST DEAL ON PATREON (probably). We truly strive to make our Patreon worth it, and by supporting for $5 per month you gain access to everything we do. Gain special download access to our CLASSIFIED feed which includes afterhours of case files, bonus material,  and best of all, ATT CONFIDENTIAL episodes! The full deal

We will give you a  live shout out on the show,, and endless thanks from The ATT crew. 

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CONGRATULATIONS, you are now "Ron Pond Approved" and one step closer to a certified Alien Theorist, we salute you!

As "Ron Pond approved" you have access to everything the $3, and $5 tiers have, but best of all you access to vote in our monthly fan-picked Case File and automatic entry into the monthly, free, public M.E.A.T DRAW for your chance to win free merch! Also, get access to join the monthly top-tier 45-minute virtual Zoom campfire fan hangout on the last Wednesday of every month.

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About Alien Theorists Theorizing

Welcome, Theorites.

Thank you for landing on our Patreon page. 99% of people who listen to us never make it here and for that, we salute you. 

5 years ago, Alien Theorists Theorizing was born in Zel's disgusting, sweaty garage as a creative outlet for a group of close friends, and to crush brews. What started as a fun hobby between brothers quickly grew as hundreds, and then thousands of people began to download this strange little show. Every time we think we have hit the ceiling in the show's growth, more people tune in. That is why we have pledged between the 4 of us that we want to pursue podcasting and creating cool shit as a full-time gig. However, replacing 4 blue-collar salaries with podcasting is no easy feat. Your support of this show means the world to us and makes us strive that much harder to bring the best content and quality we can.

Our pledge to you for supporting this show is to always put out the best content possible, as regularly as possible, and continue to be better podcasters, and friends to our listeners. The world is in transit, and by joining The Alien Theorists community, we can all explore the world of the weird together, with open minds and open beers.

Cheers friends

Braden, Zel, Dan, and Andrew

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It has been a wild ride thus far. From humble beginnings to Spotify, a 2-year pandemic, travel restrictions, global economic crises, personal financial ruin, marriages, kids, and more. Your boys have managed to continue to put out weekly shows, all because of the support of this awesome community. Our next goal is a lofty one, but 2000 supporters will allow us to take Alien Theorists Theorizing and Big Theory Productions, FULL-TIME.  More shows, more beers, more madness. Thanks for supporting your favorite show, we appreciate all your support!
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