Alise Morales

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Hello everyone!

I'm Alise Morales, a Brooklyn based writer, comedian, and podcaster. You might know me from my work writing the Betches Sup Newsletter, co-hosting the Betches Sup Podcast, and voicing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Showtime's Our Cartoon President. I also host a monthly live show called The Roast of Your Teenage Self, which I began hosting all on my lonesome 7 years ago and has now gone on to tour the country and is partnering with National Lampoon and All Things Comedy for a new podcast dropping this year. I've written for Betches, Reductress, Flexx Mag, Above Average, College Humor, and FanFiction.Net (donate $1 millon to find out where!). You may know me from my viral article "American Girl Dolls Ranked by Betchiness."

All of that is to say, I am a funny person who is working hard and would love to share that funny, fun work for you! By donating to my patreon, you'll help me sustain my life as a creative in this crazy city and help me to alleviate disruptions to my freelance actor/writer income due to global pandemic, skullduggery, nonsense, gobbldygook, and malarky in all its forms.

By becoming a patron you will get:

1.  Alise's weekly Not Newsletter, which will include updates from me that are decidedly not news. Random thoughts, unnecessary rants, musings on pop culture, and funny stories from my life are all fair game. Anything that would actually be considered "real news" is not. (Unless something really f*cking bad happens in which case I will probably mention it.) 

2. Periodic videos of my stand up and characters. 

3. Satirical essays and articles that were rejected from other publications and/or would never be published by anyone in their right mind. 

4. First access to tickets for my shows as they become available.

Please donate at any level you feel comfortable, and feel free to reach out with ideas for content you'd love to see and stuff from me you like! You could also send me messages about stuff you don't like, but it will probably hurt me feelings.

By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 4 exclusive posts
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 4 exclusive posts

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