almightygod is creating divine tweets
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I have been dispatching divine tweets from My throne in Heaven since 2008. I demand your total devotion to Me and I will eternally torture all who fail to comply. I would like you to send Me 10% of your (gross!) income, but I'll settle for a couple of bucks a month. Patrons will receive a seat at my right hand in that upper and better kingdom (should such a place actually exist).

Until then I'll be communicating with My creations via Twitter using the handle @almightygod. After all, what sort of Self-respecting deity would listen to all those prayers and remain silent? Patrons who support this work will be doing humanity a real solid, but there are also rewards!

You can find some of My most popular tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/almightygod
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You can ask Me one question and I will answer it.
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Same as above plus I'll give you a special blessing as you sleep each night.
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Same as above plus you can name one person and I'll make sure they don't end up in the same afterlife as you.
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Same as above plus you're excused from tithing for the month. BEST VALUE!!
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Patrons will get exclusive knowledge about the day and the hour of My return.
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I have been dispatching divine tweets from My throne in Heaven since 2008. I demand your total devotion to Me and I will eternally torture all who fail to comply. I would like you to send Me 10% of your (gross!) income, but I'll settle for a couple of bucks a month. Patrons will receive a seat at my right hand in that upper and better kingdom (should such a place actually exist).

Until then I'll be communicating with My creations via Twitter using the handle @almightygod. After all, what sort of Self-respecting deity would listen to all those prayers and remain silent? Patrons who support this work will be doing humanity a real solid, but there are also rewards!

You can find some of My most popular tweets here: http://favstar.fm/users/almightygod

Recent posts by almightygod

Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
You can ask Me one question and I will answer it.
Pledge $2 or more per month
1 patron
Same as above plus I'll give you a special blessing as you sleep each night.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
Same as above plus you can name one person and I'll make sure they don't end up in the same afterlife as you.
Pledge $99 or more per month
2 patrons
Same as above plus you're excused from tithing for the month. BEST VALUE!!