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About almightygod

I have been dispatching divine tweets from My throne in Heaven since 2008. I demand your total devotion to Me and I will eternally torture all who fail to comply. I would like you to send Me 10% of your (gross!) income, but I'll settle for a couple of bucks a month. Patrons will receive a seat at my right hand in that upper and better kingdom (should such a place actually exist).

Until then I'll be communicating with My creations via Twitter using the handle @almightygod. After all, what sort of Self-respecting deity would listen to all those prayers and remain silent? Patrons who support this work will be doing humanity a real solid, but there are also rewards!

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