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everybody told me i was talented and entitled to big things. for some fucked up reason i went to law school, but i'd rather monetize my awesome creative output. thanks internet! plus, i'm the only true deviant left in america.

i'm weird as fuck but years of learning by mimicry have taught me to be pleasing to others. you'll love what i have to say! i talk funny and don't write like most people my age, but i'm just like any other nubile young autistic legal professional!!

bottom line--come on people. i see all these morons and jokers getting donations and shit from weirdos online, and i thought to myself, what a racket, i gotta get in on this. i'm exponentially cooler than any of these people, so why not put your money where it counts?
Tiers
U CALL THAT A DONATION???
$5 or more per month
suffering must mean nothing to u
is it 2 much 2 ask? i just wanna b loved
$10 or more per month
abjection is the new black
mitlaufer
$25 or more per month
i'll provide penetrating insight into your psyche to assist you on the path to self-actualization! and you move up in cafe society as well.

Includes
  • Early access to my work
  • i'll follow you on twitter
  • Patron-only content feed
  • i'll tell you all my truly salacious controversial opinions i dare not speak/type aloud
  • i will personally answer all your questions about life
ride or die
$100 or more per month
the proper demonstration of loyalty

Includes
  • Early access to my work
  • i'll follow you on twitter
  • Patron-only content feed
  • i will personally answer all your questions about life
  • Monthly Q&A
  • first dibs for learning about or even collaborating with future
  • i'll tell you entertaining and heart-wrenchingly poignant stories about my family
Goals
46% complete
lmao so i got laid off awhile ago and i'm broke as shit and don't really have a family to put me up
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everybody told me i was talented and entitled to big things. for some fucked up reason i went to law school, but i'd rather monetize my awesome creative output. thanks internet! plus, i'm the only true deviant left in america.

i'm weird as fuck but years of learning by mimicry have taught me to be pleasing to others. you'll love what i have to say! i talk funny and don't write like most people my age, but i'm just like any other nubile young autistic legal professional!!

bottom line--come on people. i see all these morons and jokers getting donations and shit from weirdos online, and i thought to myself, what a racket, i gotta get in on this. i'm exponentially cooler than any of these people, so why not put your money where it counts?

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Tiers
U CALL THAT A DONATION???
$5 or more per month
suffering must mean nothing to u
is it 2 much 2 ask? i just wanna b loved
$10 or more per month
abjection is the new black
mitlaufer
$25 or more per month
i'll provide penetrating insight into your psyche to assist you on the path to self-actualization! and you move up in cafe society as well.

Includes
  • Early access to my work
  • i'll follow you on twitter
  • Patron-only content feed
  • i'll tell you all my truly salacious controversial opinions i dare not speak/type aloud
  • i will personally answer all your questions about life
ride or die
$100 or more per month
the proper demonstration of loyalty

Includes
  • Early access to my work
  • i'll follow you on twitter
  • Patron-only content feed
  • i will personally answer all your questions about life
  • Monthly Q&A
  • first dibs for learning about or even collaborating with future
  • i'll tell you entertaining and heart-wrenchingly poignant stories about my family