Andrew Heaton

is creating A Political Orphanage

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Monocle

$3
per episode
You are a snazzy and articulate political orphan who has the most stylish of eyewear ever devised by gods or men!


You get:

A weekly Patreon-only bonus episode

Access to the secret Facebook group and Discord

Good feelings for contributing general support to the program
Includes Discord benefits

Sword-Cane

$5
per episode
You are equal parts glamorous and dangerous. If a knave takes liberties with you on the street, you're ready. Because you have a secret sword in your cane!

You get:

A signed postcard from Heaton with a nifty quote on it. 

A weekly bonus episode

All the other stuff
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Meerschaum Pipe

$10
per episode
You are aloof, sophisticated, and carry around an ornate, carved pipe from which you can exhale smoke plumes like a dragon!

You get: 

A signed postcard from Heaton with a nifty quote on it.

An official certificate from The Political Orphanage extolling people to be civil with you when discussing politics

A weekly bonus episode

Access to Discord and the secret Facebook group
Includes Discord benefits

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patrons

$2,339

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About

Are you a political misfit who would rather hear jokes than make outrage your hobby? Are you tired of the endless, exhausting, existential battle between Red Team and Blue Team? Then welcome to the political orphanage! Here's your soup.

Andrew Heaton is a comedian and political satirist who is making a weekly podcast for other snazzy misfits like you.

It's funny, weekly, and independent.

If you want to help Heaton figure out what direction go to, become a stakeholder! Join the political orphanage. 

Please note: patrons are charged a maximum of once per week, even if there are more episodes or bonus content on top of that.

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