Andrew Heaton

Andrew Heaton

is creating A Political Orphanage

248

patrons

$849

per episode
Are you a political misfit who would rather hear jokes than make outrage your hobby? Are you tired of the endless, exhausting, existential battle between Red Team and Blue Team? Then welcome to the political orphanage! Here's your soup.

Andrew Heaton is a comedian and political satirist who is making a weekly podcast for other snazzy misfits like you.

The new program is in the works. Here's what we know:

It will be funny
It will be independent
It will be weekly

If you want to help Heaton figure out what direction go to, become a stakeholder! Join the political orphanage.
Tiers
Elbow Patch
$1 or more per episode

You are a beloved child of the political orphanage. When the Revolution comes, you will be admitted to Heaton's secret moon base, along with pets. You get:


Access to the secret Facebook group

Monocle
$3 or more per episode

You are a snazzy and articulate political orphan who may or may not have a cane with a secret compartment inside.


You get:

Access to the secret Facebook group


Early insights into the guests and topics Heaton is working on for future shows

Top Hat
$15 or more per episode

You are a wonderful human being. Whenever you get cut, light shoots out of your body instead of blood. That's how amazing you are. You get:


All the other stuff


A signed copy of one of Heaton's books (your choice)


A hand-drawn political cartoon from Heaton

Scotch Circle
$25 or more per episode

You are a steampunk baron and everyone fears, loves, and respects you simultaneously.

You get all of the above, plus:


Exclusive invite-only live chats with Heaton and other Top Hat-level political orphans while Heaton drinks scotch and potentially implicates himself for various crimes.

Are you a political misfit who would rather hear jokes than make outrage your hobby? Are you tired of the endless, exhausting, existential battle between Red Team and Blue Team? Then welcome to the political orphanage! Here's your soup.

Andrew Heaton is a comedian and political satirist who is making a weekly podcast for other snazzy misfits like you.

The new program is in the works. Here's what we know:

It will be funny
It will be independent
It will be weekly

If you want to help Heaton figure out what direction go to, become a stakeholder! Join the political orphanage.

Recent posts by Andrew Heaton

Tiers
Elbow Patch
$1 or more per episode

You are a beloved child of the political orphanage. When the Revolution comes, you will be admitted to Heaton's secret moon base, along with pets. You get:


Access to the secret Facebook group

Monocle
$3 or more per episode

You are a snazzy and articulate political orphan who may or may not have a cane with a secret compartment inside.


You get:

Access to the secret Facebook group


Early insights into the guests and topics Heaton is working on for future shows

Top Hat
$15 or more per episode

You are a wonderful human being. Whenever you get cut, light shoots out of your body instead of blood. That's how amazing you are. You get:


All the other stuff


A signed copy of one of Heaton's books (your choice)


A hand-drawn political cartoon from Heaton

Scotch Circle
$25 or more per episode

You are a steampunk baron and everyone fears, loves, and respects you simultaneously.

You get all of the above, plus:


Exclusive invite-only live chats with Heaton and other Top Hat-level political orphans while Heaton drinks scotch and potentially implicates himself for various crimes.