Summer Hale is creating Approved News 6
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Tiers
Status PENSIVE CAPYBARA
$1 or more per month 63 patrons
Those contributing any amount of money per month will receive a proportional degree of protection from the ravening maws of the News Hounds.
Status WISTFUL EGRET
$2 or more per month 18 patrons
Those donating $2 per month  may be subject to highly invasive brain control surgery by shadowy forces at any time.
Status TRIUMPHANT WARTHOG
$3 or more per month 5 patrons
Those donating $3 per month may discover the truth behind the eerie sounds beneath their garden.
Status GRUESOME BADGER
$4 or more per month 10 patrons
Those donating $4 per month may be chemically preserved for future news scientists to meticulously dissect

Includes
  • Access to full articles
Status [REDACTED] LEMUR
$6 or more per month 12 patrons
Those donating $6 per month may be [REDACTED] by [REDACTED] for purposes of [REDACTED].
Status UNCONQUERED SURICATE
$7 or more per month 58 patrons
Those donating $7 per month will ascend beatifically into the sky and discover the terrible truth that lurks beyond.

Includes
  • Access to monthly digests, including horoscopes and classifieds.
  • America's undying gratitude.
  • Snakes.
Tiers
Status PENSIVE CAPYBARA
$1 or more per month 63 patrons
Those contributing any amount of money per month will receive a proportional degree of protection from the ravening maws of the News Hounds.
Status WISTFUL EGRET
$2 or more per month 18 patrons
Those donating $2 per month  may be subject to highly invasive brain control surgery by shadowy forces at any time.
Status TRIUMPHANT WARTHOG
$3 or more per month 5 patrons
Those donating $3 per month may discover the truth behind the eerie sounds beneath their garden.
Status GRUESOME BADGER
$4 or more per month 10 patrons
Those donating $4 per month may be chemically preserved for future news scientists to meticulously dissect

Includes
  • Access to full articles
Status [REDACTED] LEMUR
$6 or more per month 12 patrons
Those donating $6 per month may be [REDACTED] by [REDACTED] for purposes of [REDACTED].
Status UNCONQUERED SURICATE
$7 or more per month 58 patrons
Those donating $7 per month will ascend beatifically into the sky and discover the terrible truth that lurks beyond.

Includes
  • Access to monthly digests, including horoscopes and classifieds.
  • America's undying gratitude.
  • Snakes.