Alexis Hale is creating Approved News 6

BREAKING: "Writer" demands "money" for "basic survival," offers "rewards"

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patrons
$180.01
per month
Milestone Goals
2 Milestone Goals
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4 full articles
$200 per month
Each month we'll publish at least 4 full articles!
Short story
$250 per month
We'll publish a short story set in the AN6 universe, possibly original, but most likely set during a previous event, offering the viewpoint of a particular character.
Consistent updates
$300 per month
We'll make AT LEAST seventeen posts every day of the month.
Expanded Articles
$400 per month
Two headlines from the previous month will be expanded into full stories and published each day, viewable on the Approved News 6 website.
Epic storyline
$500 per month
We'll bring you ongoing coverage of a world-shaking story for a whole month, including long-form articles.
Two short stories
$550 per month
We'll publish two of the things.
In-universe website
$700 per month
Government agencies go to a lot of trouble to keep the location of their websites top secret, but our elite cyberspace commandos are well-trained in hunting them down and publishing them, laying their secrets bare for all to see.
TV Show
$7,777 per month
Produce a live-action video segment in the AN6 newsroom. Contingent upon finding actors.
Contact Alexis
@velartrill

About

College dropout linguist, writer, blogger, and coder just trying to survive, and hopefully make a few people grin, laugh, or flee in abject, bowel-clenching terror as often as possible along the way. You WILL kneel.

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Approved News 6 brings you daily updates on politics, international relations, astral events, impending doom, bone heresies, and [REDACTED]! Demonstrate your loyalty, patriotism, and obedience to your shadowy mistresses and masters by supporting us in our effort to bring quality, accurate*, & allowed journalism to your screen and/or secret brain implants every day.

Despite our backing by innumerable shadow governments and ancient conspiracies, Approved News 6 needs your help in these trying economic times to pay its dedicated, hard-working reporters who risk the lives, souls, and flesh purity of themselves, their family, and their audience daily to bring you the latest in what you are allowed to know about your world.

Residents in the Maine Forced Labor Zone may deduct pledges under "patriotic expenditures" for purposes of sleep ration point calculation.

*Note that Approved News 6, like all approved news sources, dedicates one day each year to publish nothing but lies, to honor the Lobster King.

Rewards are awarded after first monthly contribution.

Pledge $1.00 or more per month

5 patrons
Some degree of protection from the ravening maws of the News Hounds.

Pledge $10.00 or more per month

5 patrons
You or anyone (fictional and belonging to you) you like will be a named victim of the latest calamity in the AN6 universe. You'll be able to pick from a short and varying list of terrible dooms, though "sentenced to a secret fate" and "convicted of thought crime/bone heresy" will always be available. Victims announcements will be spread throughout the month.

Pledge $20.00 or more per month

You or anyone (fictional) you like will be named as a member of the Blood-Soaked Maidens of the Cold Sword (women/non-binary individuals only), the American Tree-Punching League, or the MIT or University of Oregon faculty or staff - your choice. Cannot be the same person as the $10 reward.

Pledge $30.00 or more per month

You or anyone (fictional) you like will be named as the director of a major government agency. Cannot be the same person as in the $20 reward.

Pledge $40.00 or more per month

Be named in the forthcoming "Loyal Citizens" page on the Approved News 6 website, along with all reward characters associated with you and their stories.

Pledge $74.00 or more per month

(Limited 10 of 10 left)
You or anyone (fictional) you like will be a named member of the Inner Council of the Illuminati.

Pledge $100.00 or more per month

You or anyone (fictional) you name will be named as a primary candidate in any of the in-universe political parties (including, among others, the Democrats, the Republicans/Tea Party Republicans, the Communist Party, the Forsaken Party, and the Bone Party). Primary winners will be selected randomly. Winning the general election is however contingent on becoming the real-life president of the United States. Excludes the $80 reward by default, but you can still have it if you ask.

Pledge $200.00 or more per month

(Limited 20 of 20 left)
You or anyone (fictional) you like will overthrow the government of a U.S. state and seize ultimate power, having a lasting and ongoing effect on the plot based on whatever personality you describe. Excludes the $100-dollar reward by default, but if you want both, just ask!
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