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Over the past 20 years, I’ve published oodles of humorous stories and essays, created dozens of videos, written and performed comedic material on stage, composed two albums worth of music, and have created hundreds of comics.

I couldn’t have achieved any of this, if it weren’t for the love and support of my friends, family, and especially you! My fan folk.

Now, I'm happy to announce my biggest most baddest project to date! A book! A whole book!

"Crooked Tooth" is an illustrated collection of short stories and essays about how I overcame my body dysmorphia as relates to my smile. For many years I thought I had a garbage smile, because my teeth are crooked, and I have a birthmark on my lip that resembles Herpes Simplex II. I never discussed my feelings about my mouth with anyone, because I felt it was impolite to share self pity. Instead, I wrote about my mouth. Words led to more words. Family legends became unearthed. I was visited by the ghost of my grandmother who literally died while trying to fix her crooked smile, back in the 1950's. The more I wrote, the more I grew to accept the messy mouth I'd been given. Where once I refused to discuss my mouth dysmorphia, now I am ready to share my story with the world!

Will you pledge to adopt me, as your artist? Your money helps keep me stocked in Pilot P700 gelly roller pens, and paper. It keeps my spirits up to know there are folks out there who dig my work, enough to throw a few dollars at me every month.