The Army of Drunks Podcast

is creating is creating a more drunken tomorrow... today!

4

patrons

$25

per show
The Army of Drunks is a passion project by people who should know better.  

So far, we've created this inebriated podcast out of a sense of civic responsibility, a desire to make comedy while celebrating the history of cocktaildom, and a fundamental lack of good sense.  Seriously, we should be doing better things with our limited time on this earth.

As we're entering our third season, we've realized something important:  It's hard to find advertisers for a show with "Drunk" in the title.  

This is why we're coming to you, our loyal drunks.  Your donation to the Army of Drunk Podcast will not only help pay our liquor bill -- it takes a lot to get a room full of people drunk every episode -- it will help us be able to put aside the not inconsiderable time it takes to actually release these ridiculous pieces of drunken podcastery on a goddamn regular schedule.

So drop us whatever you can afford.  Just a dollar a show would help us tremendously.

And remember, if you're going to listen to the Army of Drunks while you drive, please, please, make sure you have a car.
Tiers
TIP YOUR BARTENDER
$1 or more per show
Just drop a dollar in the jar.  Come one, you don't want to look like a cheapskate, do you?  You'll get access to our BACKROOM of old shows and bonus audio, and you'll get on our WALL OF PATRONS, somewhere on our website. 
TIP YOUR BARTENDER... ANONYMOUSLY
$2 or more per show
Just like the $1 level, except we promise NOT to put your name on our wall of patrons!  No self-respecting person would want their friends to know that they listen to us.  And you'll get access to our BACKROOM of old shows and bonus audio.
SHAME A FRIEND!
$3 or more per show
For $3 per show, you get to put SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME on our wall of patrons!  There's gotta be someone out there who's good name you'd like to besmirch!  And yeah, you'll get access to our BACKROOM of old shows and bonus audio.
STICKERS, YO!
$5 or more per show
You'll receive access to our back room of archival recordings, including segments too shameful to air, lost episodes, etc.   And you'll get a once-a-season Army of Drunks sticker pack to put on your notebook and locker at school!*  And yes, you'll get on our patron wall.  

*Please, if you're still in school, at least be over 21 and held back three times.
THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK!
$10 or more per show
For ten bucks a show, you'll recieve access to the back room, the once-a-season sticker pack, a place on our patron wall, AND a once-a-season Army of Drunks exclusive t-shirt mailed to your goddamn home!
FLASK-CARRYING MEMBER!
$20 or more per show
At this level, you get all the crap in the lower-tier brouhaha -- the stickers, the shirt, blah blah blah. -- plus an exclusive Army of Drunks RAINBOW FLASK!  On top of that, you'll get PRIORITY RESERVATIONS to be in our TINY AUDIENCE any time you are IN LOS ANGELES.  And you get WAY MORE CAPITAL LETTERS than the lower tiers!
OUR GODDAMN HERO!
$100 or more per show
If you donate $100 a show, you'll be our goddamn hero.  Not only will you receive all the brouhaha of the previous levels, you'll get your name read in our "DRUNKS OF OLYMPUS" list at the end of every show.  And on top of that... MixMa$ster Therm will create a special cocktail named after you.   The Drunks will name a sex act after you during a special NAME THAT SEX ACT!  AND you'll get a drunk-dialed phone call from the cast!  Beat that!  
Goals
$25 of $100 per show
Cover Our Booze!
Let's face it, we have to get a lot of people drunk every show.  And this costs money.  Money we'd rather be spending on food and shelter.  If we reach a hundred bucks a show, we may actually start to cover that. 
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The Army of Drunks is a passion project by people who should know better.  

So far, we've created this inebriated podcast out of a sense of civic responsibility, a desire to make comedy while celebrating the history of cocktaildom, and a fundamental lack of good sense.  Seriously, we should be doing better things with our limited time on this earth.

As we're entering our third season, we've realized something important:  It's hard to find advertisers for a show with "Drunk" in the title.  

This is why we're coming to you, our loyal drunks.  Your donation to the Army of Drunk Podcast will not only help pay our liquor bill -- it takes a lot to get a room full of people drunk every episode -- it will help us be able to put aside the not inconsiderable time it takes to actually release these ridiculous pieces of drunken podcastery on a goddamn regular schedule.

So drop us whatever you can afford.  Just a dollar a show would help us tremendously.

And remember, if you're going to listen to the Army of Drunks while you drive, please, please, make sure you have a car.

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Tiers
TIP YOUR BARTENDER
$1 or more per show
Just drop a dollar in the jar.  Come one, you don't want to look like a cheapskate, do you?  You'll get access to our BACKROOM of old shows and bonus audio, and you'll get on our WALL OF PATRONS, somewhere on our website. 
TIP YOUR BARTENDER... ANONYMOUSLY
$2 or more per show
Just like the $1 level, except we promise NOT to put your name on our wall of patrons!  No self-respecting person would want their friends to know that they listen to us.  And you'll get access to our BACKROOM of old shows and bonus audio.
SHAME A FRIEND!
$3 or more per show
For $3 per show, you get to put SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME on our wall of patrons!  There's gotta be someone out there who's good name you'd like to besmirch!  And yeah, you'll get access to our BACKROOM of old shows and bonus audio.
STICKERS, YO!
$5 or more per show
You'll receive access to our back room of archival recordings, including segments too shameful to air, lost episodes, etc.   And you'll get a once-a-season Army of Drunks sticker pack to put on your notebook and locker at school!*  And yes, you'll get on our patron wall.  

*Please, if you're still in school, at least be over 21 and held back three times.
THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK!
$10 or more per show
For ten bucks a show, you'll recieve access to the back room, the once-a-season sticker pack, a place on our patron wall, AND a once-a-season Army of Drunks exclusive t-shirt mailed to your goddamn home!
FLASK-CARRYING MEMBER!
$20 or more per show
At this level, you get all the crap in the lower-tier brouhaha -- the stickers, the shirt, blah blah blah. -- plus an exclusive Army of Drunks RAINBOW FLASK!  On top of that, you'll get PRIORITY RESERVATIONS to be in our TINY AUDIENCE any time you are IN LOS ANGELES.  And you get WAY MORE CAPITAL LETTERS than the lower tiers!
OUR GODDAMN HERO!
$100 or more per show
If you donate $100 a show, you'll be our goddamn hero.  Not only will you receive all the brouhaha of the previous levels, you'll get your name read in our "DRUNKS OF OLYMPUS" list at the end of every show.  And on top of that... MixMa$ster Therm will create a special cocktail named after you.   The Drunks will name a sex act after you during a special NAME THAT SEX ACT!  AND you'll get a drunk-dialed phone call from the cast!  Beat that!