Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms

are creating Funny Songs

114

patrons

$539

per month
Free download of all 2018 songs HERE!
Free download of all 2017 songs HERE!


     Hi, thanks for dropping by.
     You look well.
     Nice shirt.
     Enough small talk, we’ll cut right to the chase. We’re 27 years into this "career" and technology is making things both easier and harder for us. The easier part is that it is now possible to hear our songs anytime, anywhere, with the click of a button, without paying a cent. The harder part is the whole "keeping this going when it is now possible to hear our songs anytime, anywhere, with the click of a button, without paying a cent" thing.
     But there is hope! For the last two years we’ve been putting out a song a month with the support of our Patrons—people LIKE YOU who are supporting us directly. And it’s this direct support that enables us keep making the songs about cows, vegetable rights, and pirates, that the world so desperately does not need.
     Even better, when you become a Patron, you can get “privileges” such as hearing the new songs first, getting autographed lyrics, and getting thanked at the end of a song and on our website.
     Thanks for your help in keeping this crazy thing going.
     We really appreciate (and need) it!

Worm Regards,
     The Arrogant Worms

Tiers
You Are a Good Person!
$1 or more per month
We thank you and the world thanks you!
Special Privileges!
$2 or more per month
 
  • GET AN MP3 of the new song at least A WEEK BEFORE we let the unwashed masses hear it! 
Be on the Special Sponsors List!
$3 or more per month
  • You know how theatres and museums and all those other wonderful things that can't support themselves have a plaque listing all the good people who support them? We're doing the same thing, and you'll BE LISTED ON OUR WEBSITE!
  • You also get the MP3 download a week early.
You've Got Mail!!!
$5 or more per month
Once a year you’ll GET A POSTCARD from one of us telling you exciting things like what we had for breakfast that day!

You also get the MP3 early, and on the Sponsor List.

Be on the Very Special Sponsor List!!!!
$7 or more per month
  • You get on a better list in a WAY BIGGER FONT.
  • And you get the advance MP3 and the postcard.
Signed lyric sheet (and on the Very Special Sponsor list)!!!!!
$10 or more per month
Once a year, get a hand-written, AUTOGRAPHED LYRIC SHEET of one of the songs--whichever one you want.
AND you get your name on the Very Special Sponsor list,  the advance MP3, and the Postcard.
SUPERMEGASPONSOR!!!!!!!
$20 or more per month


  • We will DEDICATE A SONG OF THE MONTH TO YOU as well as PUT YOU IN BIG TYPE ON TOP OF OUR WEBSITE as our Patron of the month, once a year.
    (Please note, depending on demand, we might have more than one person in the song dedication—although that hasn’t happened yet.)
  • You get on the SUPERMEGASPONSOR list in the biggest font of them all!
  • You get the POSTCARD and get to HEAR THE SONG EARLY, and get a signed lyric sheet!
Goals
$539 of $600 per month
This will reaffirm our faith in humanity. We shall hum "Wind Beneath My Wings" gently under our breath in honour of each and every one of you.
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Free download of all 2018 songs HERE!
Free download of all 2017 songs HERE!


     Hi, thanks for dropping by.
     You look well.
     Nice shirt.
     Enough small talk, we’ll cut right to the chase. We’re 27 years into this "career" and technology is making things both easier and harder for us. The easier part is that it is now possible to hear our songs anytime, anywhere, with the click of a button, without paying a cent. The harder part is the whole "keeping this going when it is now possible to hear our songs anytime, anywhere, with the click of a button, without paying a cent" thing.
     But there is hope! For the last two years we’ve been putting out a song a month with the support of our Patrons—people LIKE YOU who are supporting us directly. And it’s this direct support that enables us keep making the songs about cows, vegetable rights, and pirates, that the world so desperately does not need.
     Even better, when you become a Patron, you can get “privileges” such as hearing the new songs first, getting autographed lyrics, and getting thanked at the end of a song and on our website.
     Thanks for your help in keeping this crazy thing going.
     We really appreciate (and need) it!

Worm Regards,
     The Arrogant Worms

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Tiers
You Are a Good Person!
$1 or more per month
We thank you and the world thanks you!
Special Privileges!
$2 or more per month
 
  • GET AN MP3 of the new song at least A WEEK BEFORE we let the unwashed masses hear it! 
Be on the Special Sponsors List!
$3 or more per month
  • You know how theatres and museums and all those other wonderful things that can't support themselves have a plaque listing all the good people who support them? We're doing the same thing, and you'll BE LISTED ON OUR WEBSITE!
  • You also get the MP3 download a week early.
You've Got Mail!!!
$5 or more per month
Once a year you’ll GET A POSTCARD from one of us telling you exciting things like what we had for breakfast that day!

You also get the MP3 early, and on the Sponsor List.

Be on the Very Special Sponsor List!!!!
$7 or more per month
  • You get on a better list in a WAY BIGGER FONT.
  • And you get the advance MP3 and the postcard.
Signed lyric sheet (and on the Very Special Sponsor list)!!!!!
$10 or more per month
Once a year, get a hand-written, AUTOGRAPHED LYRIC SHEET of one of the songs--whichever one you want.
AND you get your name on the Very Special Sponsor list,  the advance MP3, and the Postcard.
SUPERMEGASPONSOR!!!!!!!
$20 or more per month


  • We will DEDICATE A SONG OF THE MONTH TO YOU as well as PUT YOU IN BIG TYPE ON TOP OF OUR WEBSITE as our Patron of the month, once a year.
    (Please note, depending on demand, we might have more than one person in the song dedication—although that hasn’t happened yet.)
  • You get on the SUPERMEGASPONSOR list in the biggest font of them all!
  • You get the POSTCARD and get to HEAR THE SONG EARLY, and get a signed lyric sheet!