Soren Häxan is creating Historical Smut
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patrons

I’m Soren and I love writing comics, novels and weird twines about queers fucking all through history. Supporting me on Patreon means you can help me keep making things like:

  • The Arthurian Smut Cycle – a queer erotic retelling of classical Arthurian myth, divided between long form comics, one shots and prose. (The comic is over 200 pages & counting!)
  • Eating Dracula’s Ass: a twine game I made a few years ago about, well, eating Dracula’s ass. If you can’t get enough of that shit, try out the sequel, Sucking Dracula’s Cock. It does what it says on the tin!
  • King of Knives: a gothic novel about Leopold, an Austrian vampire who seems to be dying of old age. At the end of his life, we get a look at the people who shaped his un-life as he gets closer and closer to death and mystery of just what happens when a vampire dies. It’s full of gays fucking, sucking, and being in love
  • Gay drawings. Just gay stuff! Commissions of Merlin being fucked by different magical objects, trans SidLink bullshit, sometimes I draw my d&d character (a tiefling warlock named Mark Hardy, third Hardy boy and son of the devil) in really thotty outfits, and I'd love to share this all with you!
  • and probably more stuff I've forgotten about! I'm always researching, writing, drawing, doodling, delving into queer and bizarre and I'd love to bring you along with me.

The main focus of this patreon is comics. Sir Catboy, a humorous ASC one shot about Merlin’s cat accidentally turning himself into a catboy, will finish up in about March of 2019 and then I’ll be taking a break from ASC and delving into queer gothic vampires with Dead Love, a decadently smutty tale about a sweet goodboy who gets trapped in a castle full of vampires and has to try to escape. Sexy! Scary! Overtly lush and gothic and a little ridiculous and, as always, full of totally uncensored cock! 

Feel free to give what you can for however long you’re able to afford it. The first act of Dead Love will be released publicly as a teaser, but only patrons will continue to get weekly updates. Patrons also get the exclusive on all my long form fiction, and a whole trove of bonus ASC smut, articles and ebooks. There’s also a discord server just for us! 

If I’m passionate about one thing in life, it’s giving queer and trans people like myself stories as firmly rooted in history as I can make them. We’ve always been here. My work is an exploration of what our stories may have looked like had we gotten the chance to tell them. Also: vampires. I really like vampires.
Tiers
Squire of Sweet Kisses
$1 or more per month

what a sweetie you are! your donation helps keep this smut afloat and earns my eternal gratitude! you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

Squire of Homoerotic Lute Songs
$2 or more per month

as sweet as a melody wandering through the chambers of super gay Camelot! you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

Squire of Secret Rendezvous
$3 or more per month

three times as horny as sweet kisses and a whole dollar more than homoerotic lute songs! you’ve earned even more eternal gratitude, and you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

Knight Errant - NSFW Tier!
$5 or more per month

This is the NSFW art tier! With a pledge of $5+ you get to see NSFW sketches of Arthurian Smut and you get the ability to request prompts for it too! Ohhhh boy. 


Knight Errants are granted access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

+ all the bonus extra horny art

Ass Duke
$10 or more per month
As an noble duke of Ass, you get access to:

+ everything above

+ NSFW drawings!

+ all the old monthly ebooks of sketches and commentary, plus all the author commentary ebooks of each chapter!

Knight of the Big Jerk Off Table
$20 or more per month

 with a siege at the big jerk off table (the round table—I can’t remember why this joke ever made sense) you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

+ all the horny art!

+ the commentary and extra goodies ebooks of last year and any and all future goodie ebooks!

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I’m Soren and I love writing comics, novels and weird twines about queers fucking all through history. Supporting me on Patreon means you can help me keep making things like:

  • The Arthurian Smut Cycle – a queer erotic retelling of classical Arthurian myth, divided between long form comics, one shots and prose. (The comic is over 200 pages & counting!)
  • Eating Dracula’s Ass: a twine game I made a few years ago about, well, eating Dracula’s ass. If you can’t get enough of that shit, try out the sequel, Sucking Dracula’s Cock. It does what it says on the tin!
  • King of Knives: a gothic novel about Leopold, an Austrian vampire who seems to be dying of old age. At the end of his life, we get a look at the people who shaped his un-life as he gets closer and closer to death and mystery of just what happens when a vampire dies. It’s full of gays fucking, sucking, and being in love
  • Gay drawings. Just gay stuff! Commissions of Merlin being fucked by different magical objects, trans SidLink bullshit, sometimes I draw my d&d character (a tiefling warlock named Mark Hardy, third Hardy boy and son of the devil) in really thotty outfits, and I'd love to share this all with you!
  • and probably more stuff I've forgotten about! I'm always researching, writing, drawing, doodling, delving into queer and bizarre and I'd love to bring you along with me.

The main focus of this patreon is comics. Sir Catboy, a humorous ASC one shot about Merlin’s cat accidentally turning himself into a catboy, will finish up in about March of 2019 and then I’ll be taking a break from ASC and delving into queer gothic vampires with Dead Love, a decadently smutty tale about a sweet goodboy who gets trapped in a castle full of vampires and has to try to escape. Sexy! Scary! Overtly lush and gothic and a little ridiculous and, as always, full of totally uncensored cock! 

Feel free to give what you can for however long you’re able to afford it. The first act of Dead Love will be released publicly as a teaser, but only patrons will continue to get weekly updates. Patrons also get the exclusive on all my long form fiction, and a whole trove of bonus ASC smut, articles and ebooks. There’s also a discord server just for us! 

If I’m passionate about one thing in life, it’s giving queer and trans people like myself stories as firmly rooted in history as I can make them. We’ve always been here. My work is an exploration of what our stories may have looked like had we gotten the chance to tell them. Also: vampires. I really like vampires.

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Tiers
Squire of Sweet Kisses
$1 or more per month

what a sweetie you are! your donation helps keep this smut afloat and earns my eternal gratitude! you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

Squire of Homoerotic Lute Songs
$2 or more per month

as sweet as a melody wandering through the chambers of super gay Camelot! you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

Squire of Secret Rendezvous
$3 or more per month

three times as horny as sweet kisses and a whole dollar more than homoerotic lute songs! you’ve earned even more eternal gratitude, and you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

Knight Errant - NSFW Tier!
$5 or more per month

This is the NSFW art tier! With a pledge of $5+ you get to see NSFW sketches of Arthurian Smut and you get the ability to request prompts for it too! Ohhhh boy. 


Knight Errants are granted access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

+ all the bonus extra horny art

Ass Duke
$10 or more per month
As an noble duke of Ass, you get access to:

+ everything above

+ NSFW drawings!

+ all the old monthly ebooks of sketches and commentary, plus all the author commentary ebooks of each chapter!

Knight of the Big Jerk Off Table
$20 or more per month

 with a siege at the big jerk off table (the round table—I can’t remember why this joke ever made sense) you get access to:

+ all the patreon articles, playlists, shitposts, the ASC novelization chapters & King of Knives chapters!

+ all the horny art!

+ the commentary and extra goodies ebooks of last year and any and all future goodie ebooks!