Arty Pagpie

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Dearest Cavern Dweller,

I, the most humble ruler of The Caverns, am proud to announce your acceptance into The Cavern Dweller Society.

Within this Society, your requests are of more importance than those of the filthy tourists that plague our corridors. You are free to eat them as you please. However, if a higher ranking member of the society is preying on the tourist you wish to devour, you are encouraged to let them do so.

Since you are a part of the Society, I, your most gracious Patron, allow you to book my time with the added bonus of a $1 discount.

You are not permitted free requests.

With deepest sympathy,

Your Benevolent Ruler

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Brave Warrior,

Clearly your aspirations extend beyond that of the lowliest Cavern Dweller. Thank you for joining the ranks of the Drow Warriors. Your wishes are granted higher priority than all the scum below your rank.

Your feelings are of more importance than those of the Cavern Dwellers. Therefore, when you desire to book my precious time, you are granted a $5 discount. You are also permitted to receive one free bust sketch upon receiving this title.

Best Wishes for your future,

The Ruler of The Caverns, Arty Pagpie.

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Drow Priestess

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To my most holiest Priestess,

If you have received this letter, you have made a wise choice.

Your ranking exceeds that of most cavern dwellers. Therefore, if you choose to feast on gatherings of tourists, you have the authority to command those of a lower ranking to round up these vermin that scuttle through our halls.

Due to your high ranking, your requests are worth more of my time than that of almost all the members of the Society. You have the privilege to a $10 discount as well as a free half-body sketch upon receiving this role.

As a result of your devotion, you have access to my most private hearing rooms, in the form of a private Discord server.

Keep the faith,

Your Light in the Darkness, Arty Pagpie.

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Illithid (Mind Flayer)

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Greetings, my most dedicated servant.

Welcome to the highest ranking of the Cavern Dweller Society. By choosing to be a part of this circle, you have demonstrated your cunning and genius in besting those of lower rank.

Due to your capabilities, you don’t have to command the rabble to round up tourists for you to devour; that is a task for the simpler servants. However, if you are a little peckish, please feel free to devour the minds of those beneath you.

As you are of the highest ranking, you may do as you please amongst these halls.

Depending on my mood, you may even receive a free full body sketch upon receiving this title.

And as the most dedicated of my subjects, I will grant you a $15 discount at the highest priority, and access to my private hearing rooms, in the form of a Discord server, where we shall heartily mock the other denizens of The Caverns.

Due to my infinite benevolence, you will ALSO bestow upon you a customisable avatar for your own use.

With Gratitude, Arty Pagpie.

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