Asterios Kokkinos is creating the podcasts today's hip and young millennials crave
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I'm a comedian who turns your money into crazy stunts, podcasts, videos and bullshit! Become a kokónut today, and get early access to videos, podcasts & livestreams, plus comedy rarities from my twenty-year career.

Thanks to my financially irresponsible supporters, I've launched a sci-fi game show podcast called Science Friction, a YouTube series about anime called Waifu Warsboxed a moderator from /r/the_donald, and even livestreamed a D&D game from a strip club!

And that's just last year!

So support me in this content-producing endeavor! Even if you pledge a dollar, you win, baby! Trust me on this!
Tiers
The Digital Cyber-Feed
$1 or more per month 387 patrons
Get early access to videos, podcasts and audio bits! Plus: a curated feed of rare articles, videos & MP3's from my 20+ year career.
Exclusive Livestreams
$5 or more per month 312 patrons
Only Patreon subscribers get access to my crazy livestreams. Previous streams have included a boxing match, a McNugget eating contest at a NJ McDonalds, and a three-hour Dungeons & Dragons game played at a strip club!
The Analog Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos
$10 or more per month 81 patrons
Get a one-time reward: a signed copy of The Analog Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos!  75+ full-color pages of rare and out-of-print comedy.


Int'l shipping $5 extra via PayPal

A Spite Consultation
$15 or more per month 22 patrons
Get all previous benefits AND a one-time reward: a telephone consultation from Asterios Kokkinos, the President of Spite Incorporated! If a roommate or co-worker or ex is being a dick to you, I'll help you craft a flawless scheme to get justice. Make things right...with the power of SPITE! 
I'm a comedian who turns your money into crazy stunts, podcasts, videos and bullshit! Become a kokónut today, and get early access to videos, podcasts & livestreams, plus comedy rarities from my twenty-year career.

Thanks to my financially irresponsible supporters, I've launched a sci-fi game show podcast called Science Friction, a YouTube series about anime called Waifu Warsboxed a moderator from /r/the_donald, and even livestreamed a D&D game from a strip club!

And that's just last year!

So support me in this content-producing endeavor! Even if you pledge a dollar, you win, baby! Trust me on this!

Recent posts by Asterios Kokkinos

Tiers
The Digital Cyber-Feed
$1 or more per month 387 patrons
Get early access to videos, podcasts and audio bits! Plus: a curated feed of rare articles, videos & MP3's from my 20+ year career.
Exclusive Livestreams
$5 or more per month 312 patrons
Only Patreon subscribers get access to my crazy livestreams. Previous streams have included a boxing match, a McNugget eating contest at a NJ McDonalds, and a three-hour Dungeons & Dragons game played at a strip club!
The Analog Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos
$10 or more per month 81 patrons
Get a one-time reward: a signed copy of The Analog Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos!  75+ full-color pages of rare and out-of-print comedy.


Int'l shipping $5 extra via PayPal

A Spite Consultation
$15 or more per month 22 patrons
Get all previous benefits AND a one-time reward: a telephone consultation from Asterios Kokkinos, the President of Spite Incorporated! If a roommate or co-worker or ex is being a dick to you, I'll help you craft a flawless scheme to get justice. Make things right...with the power of SPITE!