The Asterios & Sirancha Podcastitorium are creating THE LOUDEST PODCAST, Boomer vs. Zoomer, Porg Chatter & moooooore
644
patrons
$2,535
per month
Are you a horny teen who’s in the shameful refractory period after secretly jerking off to the Fortnite catgirl skin on the bus under your sweatshirt? Are you a 45-year-old dad with low-T who’s sick of listening to the same goddamn Shawn Mendes song over and over again on your commute? No matter who you are, it’s time to ignore your friends and family, stick in your earbuds, and start listening to exclusive bonus episodes from the ASTERIOS AND SRIRANCHA PODCASTITORIUM!

The Asterios and Srirancha Podcastitorium is home to two things that you can technically refer to as podcasts:

  • The Loudest Podcast: Two weird comedians talk about incredibly normie things! Like The Big Bang Theory! Fast Food Chains! How much sparkling water a man can pour into his rectal cavity before he dies a horribly painful (albeit hilariously bubbly) death!
  • Boomer vs. Zoomer: A non-stop chucklefest featuring your uncle boomer Asterios and adorable twink Mumkey Jones talk about hilarious topics like suicide, depression, alcoholism, drug dependence, and suicide! You’ll be yucking it up!

When you pledge to Patreon.com/asterios, you help to keep a deaf boomer and a dangerously insane magic internet money enthusiast alive. But who gives a shit about that, you also get STUFF! Pledging just $2 a month gets you:

  • Instant access to OVER TWO YEARS worth of bonus episodes!
  • Access to episodes before anyone else! Spoil them on Discord! Alienate your gaming buddies!
  • Discord & Reddit flair!

Every month, $2 and up subscribers get at least one bonus episode that only you have access to—most of the time more than one depending on how good this week’s Survivor was. Some shows you’ll get include:

  • Asterios Kills a Kid: Two people who should have court-ordered birth control help REAL LIVE KIDS with their problems!
  • Porg Chatter: A podcast what’s mildly inconveniencing Srirancha this week, that guy who sued Taylor Swift, and sometimes fat lil Star Wars birds (don’t count on the last one).
  • Asterios Talks to Strangers: Have you ever wanted to ramble into a Discord channel about an aggressively niche topic? NOW YOU CAN!
  • "Special" Episodes: Srirancha tells Asterios about something gross like Sonichu, Russell Greer, the Rainbow Dash Jar (yeah, that one), etc. Asterios tries his hardest not to vomit.

…And much more!

$15 and up subscribers get access to the live video feed of THE LOUDEST PODCAST! Are there accidental nip slips? Maybe if you squint hard enough. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Life is just a shitty cycle of going to work, eating, and listening to podcasts anyways. So pledge today and inject sweet content DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM.
Tiers
Exclusive Bonus Podcasts
$2 or more per month

Get INSTANT access to over TWO YEARS of bonus podcasts! Nobody else has heard them. They're really, really good. AND you'll get a new one every month! OHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

Includes Discord rewards
Live Tour Shows!
$5 or more per month

We tour all around the country. At the $5 level, you can see each show LIVE, AND get first crack at tickets! Plus, you'll get INSTANT access to our Atlanta, Montreal & NYC live shows.

Includes Discord rewards
Livestreams of THE LOUDEST PODCAST!
$15 or more per month

Get all previous benefits, plus livestreams of THE LOUDEST PODCAST! 


It's Sirancha & I's weekly show where we talk about things we give a shit about...LOUDLY.


Join at this level and you'll get to watch live every week, and even get to call in. You'll also get your name in the credits as an Executive Producer (next to all our porgs.)

Includes Discord rewards
Are you a horny teen who’s in the shameful refractory period after secretly jerking off to the Fortnite catgirl skin on the bus under your sweatshirt? Are you a 45-year-old dad with low-T who’s sick of listening to the same goddamn Shawn Mendes song over and over again on your commute? No matter who you are, it’s time to ignore your friends and family, stick in your earbuds, and start listening to exclusive bonus episodes from the ASTERIOS AND SRIRANCHA PODCASTITORIUM!

The Asterios and Srirancha Podcastitorium is home to two things that you can technically refer to as podcasts:

  • The Loudest Podcast: Two weird comedians talk about incredibly normie things! Like The Big Bang Theory! Fast Food Chains! How much sparkling water a man can pour into his rectal cavity before he dies a horribly painful (albeit hilariously bubbly) death!
  • Boomer vs. Zoomer: A non-stop chucklefest featuring your uncle boomer Asterios and adorable twink Mumkey Jones talk about hilarious topics like suicide, depression, alcoholism, drug dependence, and suicide! You’ll be yucking it up!

When you pledge to Patreon.com/asterios, you help to keep a deaf boomer and a dangerously insane magic internet money enthusiast alive. But who gives a shit about that, you also get STUFF! Pledging just $2 a month gets you:

  • Instant access to OVER TWO YEARS worth of bonus episodes!
  • Access to episodes before anyone else! Spoil them on Discord! Alienate your gaming buddies!
  • Discord & Reddit flair!

Every month, $2 and up subscribers get at least one bonus episode that only you have access to—most of the time more than one depending on how good this week’s Survivor was. Some shows you’ll get include:

  • Asterios Kills a Kid: Two people who should have court-ordered birth control help REAL LIVE KIDS with their problems!
  • Porg Chatter: A podcast what’s mildly inconveniencing Srirancha this week, that guy who sued Taylor Swift, and sometimes fat lil Star Wars birds (don’t count on the last one).
  • Asterios Talks to Strangers: Have you ever wanted to ramble into a Discord channel about an aggressively niche topic? NOW YOU CAN!
  • "Special" Episodes: Srirancha tells Asterios about something gross like Sonichu, Russell Greer, the Rainbow Dash Jar (yeah, that one), etc. Asterios tries his hardest not to vomit.

…And much more!

$15 and up subscribers get access to the live video feed of THE LOUDEST PODCAST! Are there accidental nip slips? Maybe if you squint hard enough. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Life is just a shitty cycle of going to work, eating, and listening to podcasts anyways. So pledge today and inject sweet content DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM.

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Tiers
Exclusive Bonus Podcasts
$2 or more per month

Get INSTANT access to over TWO YEARS of bonus podcasts! Nobody else has heard them. They're really, really good. AND you'll get a new one every month! OHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

Includes Discord rewards
Live Tour Shows!
$5 or more per month

We tour all around the country. At the $5 level, you can see each show LIVE, AND get first crack at tickets! Plus, you'll get INSTANT access to our Atlanta, Montreal & NYC live shows.

Includes Discord rewards
Livestreams of THE LOUDEST PODCAST!
$15 or more per month

Get all previous benefits, plus livestreams of THE LOUDEST PODCAST! 


It's Sirancha & I's weekly show where we talk about things we give a shit about...LOUDLY.


Join at this level and you'll get to watch live every week, and even get to call in. You'll also get your name in the credits as an Executive Producer (next to all our porgs.)

Includes Discord rewards