Asterios Kokkinos is creating the podcasts today's hip and young millennials crave
789

patrons

$3,552
per month
I'm a comedian who turns your money into crazy stunts, podcasts, videos and bullshit! Become a kokónut today, and get early access to videos, podcasts & livestreams, plus comedy rarities from my twenty-year career.

Thanks to my financially irresponsible supporters, I've launched a sci-fi game show podcast called Science Friction, a YouTube series about anime called Waifu Warsboxed a moderator from /r/the_donald, and even livestreamed a D&D game from a strip club!

And that's just last year!

So support me in this content-producing endeavor! Even if you pledge a dollar, you win, baby! Trust me on this!
Tiers
The Digital Cyber-Feed
$1 or more per month 385 patrons
Get early access to videos and podcasts! Plus, you'll be helping to keep a boomer alive.
Includes Discord rewards
Exclusive Livestreams
$5 or more per month 309 patrons
My specialist, crazliest livestreams are for patre-o's only! Previous streams have included a boxing match, a McNugget eating contest at a NJ McDonalds, and a three-hour Dungeons & Dragons game from a strip club!
Includes Discord rewards
The Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos
$10 or more per month 66 patrons
Get a one-time reward: a signed copy of The Analog Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos!  75+ full-color pages of rare and out-of-print comedy.


Int'l shipping $5 extra via PayPal

Includes Discord rewards
A Spite Consultation
$15 or more per month 28 patrons
Get all previous benefits AND a one-time reward: a telephone consultation from Asterios Kokkinos, the President of Spite Incorporated! 


If a roommate or co-worker or ex is being a dick to you, I'll help you craft a flawless scheme to get justice. Make things right...with the power of SPITE! 

Includes Discord rewards
Get Your Own The Five Minute Podcast!
$15 or more per month 12 patrons
When you join at this level, you'll get a cyber-book AND your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast! 


It can be about whatever you want -- here's a playlist of my favorites: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/sets/the-five-minute-podcast

Includes Discord rewards
I'm a comedian who turns your money into crazy stunts, podcasts, videos and bullshit! Become a kokónut today, and get early access to videos, podcasts & livestreams, plus comedy rarities from my twenty-year career.

Thanks to my financially irresponsible supporters, I've launched a sci-fi game show podcast called Science Friction, a YouTube series about anime called Waifu Warsboxed a moderator from /r/the_donald, and even livestreamed a D&D game from a strip club!

And that's just last year!

So support me in this content-producing endeavor! Even if you pledge a dollar, you win, baby! Trust me on this!

Recent posts by Asterios Kokkinos

Tiers
The Digital Cyber-Feed
$1 or more per month 385 patrons
Get early access to videos and podcasts! Plus, you'll be helping to keep a boomer alive.
Includes Discord rewards
Exclusive Livestreams
$5 or more per month 309 patrons
My specialist, crazliest livestreams are for patre-o's only! Previous streams have included a boxing match, a McNugget eating contest at a NJ McDonalds, and a three-hour Dungeons & Dragons game from a strip club!
Includes Discord rewards
The Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos
$10 or more per month 66 patrons
Get a one-time reward: a signed copy of The Analog Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos!  75+ full-color pages of rare and out-of-print comedy.


Int'l shipping $5 extra via PayPal

Includes Discord rewards
A Spite Consultation
$15 or more per month 28 patrons
Get all previous benefits AND a one-time reward: a telephone consultation from Asterios Kokkinos, the President of Spite Incorporated! 


If a roommate or co-worker or ex is being a dick to you, I'll help you craft a flawless scheme to get justice. Make things right...with the power of SPITE! 

Includes Discord rewards
Get Your Own The Five Minute Podcast!
$15 or more per month 12 patrons
When you join at this level, you'll get a cyber-book AND your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast! 


It can be about whatever you want -- here's a playlist of my favorites: https://soundcloud.com/asteriosk/sets/the-five-minute-podcast

Includes Discord rewards