Asterios Kokkinos is creating the podcasts today's hip and young millennials crave

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The Digital Cyber-Feed
$1 or more per month 397 patrons
Get early access to videos, podcasts and audio bits! Plus: a curated feed of rare articles, videos & MP3's from my 20+ year career.
Includes Discord rewards
Exclusive Livestreams
$5 or more per month 318 patrons
Only Patreon subscribers get access to my crazy livestreams. Previous streams have included a boxing match, a McNugget eating contest at a NJ McDonalds, and a three-hour Dungeons & Dragons game played at a strip club!
Includes Discord rewards
The Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos
$10 or more per month 83 patrons
Get a one-time reward: a signed copy of The Analog Cyber-Book of Asterios Kokkinos!  75+ full-color pages of rare and out-of-print comedy.

Int'l shipping $5 extra via PayPal

Includes Discord rewards
A Spite Consultation
$15 or more per month 27 patrons
Get all previous benefits AND a one-time reward: a telephone consultation from Asterios Kokkinos, the President of Spite Incorporated! If a roommate or co-worker or ex is being a dick to you, I'll help you craft a flawless scheme to get justice. Make things right...with the power of SPITE! 
Includes Discord rewards