Attention HellMart Shoppers! is creating Serialized Supernatural Comedy
39

patrons

$201
per month
Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a serialized Audiodrama; a little horror, a little fantasy, a little social commentary, and a lot of comedy. The show is written and produced by one guy, ME! Thoreau Smiley, and wow it's a lot of work and it costs money, too, believe it or not! I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! Would you like to see new Attention Hellmart Shoppers! in your feed every week? Would you like to watch mini episodes? Would you like AHS! merchandise, including T-Shirts, Stickers, Posters and Mugs? Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to live forever in the bowels of the ancient evil that dwells beneath the surface of your fragile consciousness? 

Well, you can help make all of that happen (except possibly for that last bit) by contributing on patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers. In return you'll get stuff! Stuff that includes patron-only bonus content, early access to episodes, show music, gift boxes in the mail, your name in the credits, or maybe in the show itself and so much more! 

Maybe you only have a few bucks a month to contribute. Well, that's amazing that you're using those few bucks on us! Thank you! When enough people contribute a few bucks each that gets us closer to our goals! Yes, goals that include new shows and more frequent episodes!

Thank you all so much for listening, thank you even more for helping to contribute to this amazing journey, and Thank You for shopping at HellMart! We hope you never leave!
Tiers
HellMart Window Shopper.
$1 or more per month 12 patrons
Thank you so much! You're a superstar and your name will be added to our Employees of the Month page on our website!



Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Shopper
$5 or more per month 18 patrons
  • Your name added to our supporter page.
  • Shout out on the social media platform of your choice (Twitter, Facebook, instagram, or reddit.)
  • Access to episodes 4 days early.
  • Access to exclusive bonus episodes! At least 2 per month!
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Frequent Customer
$10 or more per month 7 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A free HellMart sticker and letter from Regional Manager, Evan Devilkin will be sent to you.
  • You can download PDF's of the scripts of every episode.
  • All the HellMart Music is yours to download.
  • I'll follow you on Twitter.
  • Free HD Wallpaper for your phone, tablet, or computer
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Employee
$20 or more per month 4 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A personalized thank you in the show credits every episode that airs in the month you pledge that amount.
  • A piece of mail will be sent to you every third month that you pledge at this level. It may be HellMart merchandise, or an in-universe letter or document. Either way, every month you're getting HellMart in your mailbox!
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Manager
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • All of the above , plus:
  • A personalized thank you from a different character, recorded and sent just to you every month that you pledge at this level.
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Corporate Executive
$100 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A background character will be named after you and his name will be mentioned in an episode every month that you contribute at this level.
Includes Discord rewards
President of HellMart Co.
$500 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A 5 minute mini-episode, produced just for you, featuring your favorite characters, for you to download.
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Chairman of the Board
$1,000 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A ten minute mini episode produced just for you, featuring your favorite characters and any story elements (within reason) that you would like. Yours to download, plus sent to you on CD with a deluxe loot box.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$201 of $500 per month
I will write and produce a new mini-series unrelated to Attention HellMart Shoppers! It will be released all at once to the public, however patrons contributing $5 or more per month will have access to the episodes as they are completed.
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Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a serialized Audiodrama; a little horror, a little fantasy, a little social commentary, and a lot of comedy. The show is written and produced by one guy, ME! Thoreau Smiley, and wow it's a lot of work and it costs money, too, believe it or not! I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! Would you like to see new Attention Hellmart Shoppers! in your feed every week? Would you like to watch mini episodes? Would you like AHS! merchandise, including T-Shirts, Stickers, Posters and Mugs? Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to live forever in the bowels of the ancient evil that dwells beneath the surface of your fragile consciousness? 

Well, you can help make all of that happen (except possibly for that last bit) by contributing on patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers. In return you'll get stuff! Stuff that includes patron-only bonus content, early access to episodes, show music, gift boxes in the mail, your name in the credits, or maybe in the show itself and so much more! 

Maybe you only have a few bucks a month to contribute. Well, that's amazing that you're using those few bucks on us! Thank you! When enough people contribute a few bucks each that gets us closer to our goals! Yes, goals that include new shows and more frequent episodes!

Thank you all so much for listening, thank you even more for helping to contribute to this amazing journey, and Thank You for shopping at HellMart! We hope you never leave!

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Tiers
HellMart Window Shopper.
$1 or more per month 12 patrons
Thank you so much! You're a superstar and your name will be added to our Employees of the Month page on our website!



Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Shopper
$5 or more per month 18 patrons
  • Your name added to our supporter page.
  • Shout out on the social media platform of your choice (Twitter, Facebook, instagram, or reddit.)
  • Access to episodes 4 days early.
  • Access to exclusive bonus episodes! At least 2 per month!
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Frequent Customer
$10 or more per month 7 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A free HellMart sticker and letter from Regional Manager, Evan Devilkin will be sent to you.
  • You can download PDF's of the scripts of every episode.
  • All the HellMart Music is yours to download.
  • I'll follow you on Twitter.
  • Free HD Wallpaper for your phone, tablet, or computer
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Employee
$20 or more per month 4 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A personalized thank you in the show credits every episode that airs in the month you pledge that amount.
  • A piece of mail will be sent to you every third month that you pledge at this level. It may be HellMart merchandise, or an in-universe letter or document. Either way, every month you're getting HellMart in your mailbox!
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Manager
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • All of the above , plus:
  • A personalized thank you from a different character, recorded and sent just to you every month that you pledge at this level.
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Corporate Executive
$100 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A background character will be named after you and his name will be mentioned in an episode every month that you contribute at this level.
Includes Discord rewards
President of HellMart Co.
$500 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A 5 minute mini-episode, produced just for you, featuring your favorite characters, for you to download.
Includes Discord rewards
HellMart Chairman of the Board
$1,000 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  • All of the above, plus:
  • A ten minute mini episode produced just for you, featuring your favorite characters and any story elements (within reason) that you would like. Yours to download, plus sent to you on CD with a deluxe loot box.
Includes Discord rewards