Bearded Guy is creating A Webcomic!
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Ok, ok, I don't live in a northern village and neither is my accent so thick. It's thick, but in a different way.

For the last half year, my girlfriend keeps pestering me about my beard - "shave it, shave it," she says. So I took my Wacom razor and drew a comic about bearded guys. Wait, what? Yes, exactly, and I've appropriately devised a cleverish motto - "Never shave, never surrender!"



It didn't take long to realize that drawing comics takes a lot of time. Devoted to my fiendish cause, I decided to put banners on the site - you know, as a sort of a second job, to justify all the time I spend on this comic.



But I hate banners. And other comic artists hate them too. So, just like them, I decided to hold my site hostage and demand money or else. Or else what, you ask (or at least the more muscle-pronounced among you)?! Or else I don't fulfill my dream of becoming a full time comic artist [puppy eyes go here, rest of the dog goes to Al's hotdog stand, right next to the donkey lips on a stick].



So there you have it. I usually publish two or three times a week. Don't be surprised if I create some custom art for you, on a whim - I enjoy making people happy, and especially those who communicate in green denomination.

Talking about money - where will it go? Nothing surprising here - buy new software, buy new hardware, upgrade my hosting (my site is currently hosted on a small Atom PC in my living room) and last but not least, I will feed money to the dogs in my village - you know, so they can find fish, and the mayor would stop beating me.

Best wishes,
Bearded Guy

p.s. I will create comics based on the ideas of the first ten patrons!
Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
You get a warm and fuzzy feeling that you've brought me one step closer to becoming a full time comic creator!

  • Access to my sketches.
Pledge $2 or more per month
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You'll be able to see sketches and the newest comic, at least a day early. Only here, on Patreon!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
Pledge $5 or more per month
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You can comment on the author's horrible drawing skills and he'll do his best to include the proposed changes, when the comic hits the site officially! You will also receive a shout out, for your kind suggestions on improving the new strip, which will travel through the socialsphere (well, the tiny part the author controls, anyway)!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
All of the above, plus a custom drawing, based on your suggestion, of your favorite Bearded character, in humongous DPI, so you can print it at the office and show that you support a great comic!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
  • A custom drawing of your favorite Anecdotal Use of Bearded Guys character, in printable resolution.

Pledge $30 or more per month
0 patrons
Now you are just asking for it. You, drawn in Bearded style, big enough to be printed on an A0 poster. If you are a cool lady, you'll have to get used to being seen with a mustache (I do goatees too). You will also be able to download a high-resolution version of the webcomic!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
  • You, drawn in Bearded style, in printable resolution.
  • Access to a high resolution PDF file of the webcomic, perfect for viewing on tablets.
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 of 3 patrons
Holy cow. You must be rich! Rich folk deserve a posh treatment. In addition to the above, I'll put my limited drawing skills beyond said limit and draw anything you want. Comic style, of course. Then print it out and send it over to you! Then you make sure to laugh, 'cause I need your cash! Did I mention that you can advertise on my site?
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
  • A fantasy / sci-fi drawing of you (or maybe something else you enjoy?), printed and delivered to your doorstep.
  • Access to a high resolution PDF file of the webcomic, perfect for viewing on tablets.
  • You can replace any of the three ads on my site with a personal ad of your own, as long as you support my work!
Goals
$0 of $12,600 per month
An automaton will replace me and draw better and funnier comic strips. Every single patron will receive a huge poster of the naked hairy author, stretching out on a tropical beach, signed "I'm here and you are not!"
5 of 5
Ok, ok, I don't live in a northern village and neither is my accent so thick. It's thick, but in a different way.

For the last half year, my girlfriend keeps pestering me about my beard - "shave it, shave it," she says. So I took my Wacom razor and drew a comic about bearded guys. Wait, what? Yes, exactly, and I've appropriately devised a cleverish motto - "Never shave, never surrender!"



It didn't take long to realize that drawing comics takes a lot of time. Devoted to my fiendish cause, I decided to put banners on the site - you know, as a sort of a second job, to justify all the time I spend on this comic.



But I hate banners. And other comic artists hate them too. So, just like them, I decided to hold my site hostage and demand money or else. Or else what, you ask (or at least the more muscle-pronounced among you)?! Or else I don't fulfill my dream of becoming a full time comic artist [puppy eyes go here, rest of the dog goes to Al's hotdog stand, right next to the donkey lips on a stick].



So there you have it. I usually publish two or three times a week. Don't be surprised if I create some custom art for you, on a whim - I enjoy making people happy, and especially those who communicate in green denomination.

Talking about money - where will it go? Nothing surprising here - buy new software, buy new hardware, upgrade my hosting (my site is currently hosted on a small Atom PC in my living room) and last but not least, I will feed money to the dogs in my village - you know, so they can find fish, and the mayor would stop beating me.

Best wishes,
Bearded Guy

p.s. I will create comics based on the ideas of the first ten patrons!

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Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
You get a warm and fuzzy feeling that you've brought me one step closer to becoming a full time comic creator!

  • Access to my sketches.
Pledge $2 or more per month
0 patrons
You'll be able to see sketches and the newest comic, at least a day early. Only here, on Patreon!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
You can comment on the author's horrible drawing skills and he'll do his best to include the proposed changes, when the comic hits the site officially! You will also receive a shout out, for your kind suggestions on improving the new strip, which will travel through the socialsphere (well, the tiny part the author controls, anyway)!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
All of the above, plus a custom drawing, based on your suggestion, of your favorite Bearded character, in humongous DPI, so you can print it at the office and show that you support a great comic!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
  • A custom drawing of your favorite Anecdotal Use of Bearded Guys character, in printable resolution.

Pledge $30 or more per month
0 patrons
Now you are just asking for it. You, drawn in Bearded style, big enough to be printed on an A0 poster. If you are a cool lady, you'll have to get used to being seen with a mustache (I do goatees too). You will also be able to download a high-resolution version of the webcomic!
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
  • You, drawn in Bearded style, in printable resolution.
  • Access to a high resolution PDF file of the webcomic, perfect for viewing on tablets.
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 of 3 patrons
Holy cow. You must be rich! Rich folk deserve a posh treatment. In addition to the above, I'll put my limited drawing skills beyond said limit and draw anything you want. Comic style, of course. Then print it out and send it over to you! Then you make sure to laugh, 'cause I need your cash! Did I mention that you can advertise on my site?
  • Access to my sketches.
  • Access to my comic, at least a day in advance.
  • Author will take into consideration your suggestions and may revise the comic.
  • You will receive a shout out on the author's social accounts.
  • A fantasy / sci-fi drawing of you (or maybe something else you enjoy?), printed and delivered to your doorstep.
  • Access to a high resolution PDF file of the webcomic, perfect for viewing on tablets.
  • You can replace any of the three ads on my site with a personal ad of your own, as long as you support my work!