Autistotle™ is creating Cryptocurrency Guidance, Community, & Content
33

patrons

$251
per month
Buy when everyone else is selling and hold until everyone else is buying. That’s not just a catchy slogan. It’s the very essence of successful investing. -- J. Paul Getty


Greetings future kings and filthy nocoiners. By now you've *probably* heard of bitcoin, blockchain, and cryptocurrencies in general. Possibly even wild tales of people driving off in lamborghini's they bought with "magic bean internet money" after investing a few hundred dollars of hard earned wageslave tender.
While 90% of us probably won't ever make it to that elusive land of luxury, we are luckily still in the infancy of an emerging yet volatile market with massive earning potential.

If you know what you're doing.

What i'm here to do is help get you started turning those NEETdollars into something more meaningful, like a girlfriend. Or a heavy bag of altcoins that laugh mockingly everytime you check your portfolio.

This patreon will be dedicated to creating a cryptocurrency community, giving you research and information on up and coming coins, news, and market movements so we can all escape to a foreign country on a private jet before the government inevitably shuts it down, or the nukes start dropping.

Each month i'll handpick a prospective coin and give a comprehensive breakdown in what I call the Trash Beach Confidential™, highlighting the strengths and weaknesses of their entire package from team to tech. Patrons also get access to all weekly content in between including additional dives into smaller marketcap coins. Beginners guides, opinion pieces, portfolio ideas, market trends, trading horror stories, exclusive discord roles in our growing community and more.

I'll spend my time doing the exhaustive grunt work of digging through the garbage and give you the good stuff so you don't have to dirty those lovely hands of yours. How sweet (and handsome) am I?

Disclaimer: All content is meant to be used for educational purposes. It is not financial advice. Never invest more than you are willing to potentially lose.
Tiers
Prince
$5 or more per month 26 patrons
Access to all posts and the exclusive Trash Beach Confidential report.


Each month i'll give you the rundown right here on an up and coming cryptocurrency I see potential in, their team, their tech, their future.


This tier grants one(1) automatic entry into all future giveaways.

King
$8 or more per month 5 patrons
The upper echelons of royalty and future lambo owner.

Curious about a coin? Drop me your suggestion and i'll give a breakdown right here on patreon.


In this tier you'll get two(2) automatic entries into all future giveaways, all posts, and access to a patron exclusive Discord channels where we all panic together.

King of Kings
$15 or more per month 13 patrons
The patricians choice.

This tier grants all previous rewards, access to my private cryptocurrency dedicated twitter group, all patreon posts, an even more exclusive discord role and channel.

 
Got a coin suggestion? Drop me a line and I'll write about it.

This tier grants three(3) automatic entries into all future giveaways.

True Believers
$35 or more per month 0 patrons
Made some gains from being involved with me and the community, or just need a little extra help? Consider this a way to give a little more back.


Includes all previous rewards, plus exclusive one-on-one counseling when available. I'll walk you through everything and answer questions as soon as I can. You also get first-to-see video access and editorial discussion to make this content the best it can be (when it comes out) and six(6) automatic entries into all future giveaways.

Never going to happen
$100 or more per month 0 of 15 patrons
You didn't have to do this but I appreciate it.


..but if you do, all previous rewards, plus fifteen(15) automatic entries into all future giveaways and an extremely rare fansign from my (very cute) wife with text of your choosing.

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Buy when everyone else is selling and hold until everyone else is buying. That’s not just a catchy slogan. It’s the very essence of successful investing. -- J. Paul Getty


Greetings future kings and filthy nocoiners. By now you've *probably* heard of bitcoin, blockchain, and cryptocurrencies in general. Possibly even wild tales of people driving off in lamborghini's they bought with "magic bean internet money" after investing a few hundred dollars of hard earned wageslave tender.
While 90% of us probably won't ever make it to that elusive land of luxury, we are luckily still in the infancy of an emerging yet volatile market with massive earning potential.

If you know what you're doing.

What i'm here to do is help get you started turning those NEETdollars into something more meaningful, like a girlfriend. Or a heavy bag of altcoins that laugh mockingly everytime you check your portfolio.

This patreon will be dedicated to creating a cryptocurrency community, giving you research and information on up and coming coins, news, and market movements so we can all escape to a foreign country on a private jet before the government inevitably shuts it down, or the nukes start dropping.

Each month i'll handpick a prospective coin and give a comprehensive breakdown in what I call the Trash Beach Confidential™, highlighting the strengths and weaknesses of their entire package from team to tech. Patrons also get access to all weekly content in between including additional dives into smaller marketcap coins. Beginners guides, opinion pieces, portfolio ideas, market trends, trading horror stories, exclusive discord roles in our growing community and more.

I'll spend my time doing the exhaustive grunt work of digging through the garbage and give you the good stuff so you don't have to dirty those lovely hands of yours. How sweet (and handsome) am I?

Disclaimer: All content is meant to be used for educational purposes. It is not financial advice. Never invest more than you are willing to potentially lose.

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Tiers
Prince
$5 or more per month 26 patrons
Access to all posts and the exclusive Trash Beach Confidential report.


Each month i'll give you the rundown right here on an up and coming cryptocurrency I see potential in, their team, their tech, their future.


This tier grants one(1) automatic entry into all future giveaways.

King
$8 or more per month 5 patrons
The upper echelons of royalty and future lambo owner.

Curious about a coin? Drop me your suggestion and i'll give a breakdown right here on patreon.


In this tier you'll get two(2) automatic entries into all future giveaways, all posts, and access to a patron exclusive Discord channels where we all panic together.

King of Kings
$15 or more per month 13 patrons
The patricians choice.

This tier grants all previous rewards, access to my private cryptocurrency dedicated twitter group, all patreon posts, an even more exclusive discord role and channel.

 
Got a coin suggestion? Drop me a line and I'll write about it.

This tier grants three(3) automatic entries into all future giveaways.

True Believers
$35 or more per month 0 patrons
Made some gains from being involved with me and the community, or just need a little extra help? Consider this a way to give a little more back.


Includes all previous rewards, plus exclusive one-on-one counseling when available. I'll walk you through everything and answer questions as soon as I can. You also get first-to-see video access and editorial discussion to make this content the best it can be (when it comes out) and six(6) automatic entries into all future giveaways.

Never going to happen
$100 or more per month 0 of 15 patrons
You didn't have to do this but I appreciate it.


..but if you do, all previous rewards, plus fifteen(15) automatic entries into all future giveaways and an extremely rare fansign from my (very cute) wife with text of your choosing.